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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 11h

Mamdani should call Frey for advice on how to handle an ICE shooting... And do the opposite.

laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hrm, I'm in a tough spot. On one hand, I just dropped a test tube of a highly virulent virus. On the other I have a TON of errands I wanted to run during my lunch break... *looks around, whistling, while nudging broken test tube out of sight*.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A modest proposal, we should be buying plots of land next to the billionaire bunkers and crowdsourcing the necessary tools to crack that sh*t. "Nice billion dollar bunker ya got there, be a shame if we had a functional backhoe and a civilization-wide greivance!"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I wish the doctor who botched that execution was AS internet infamous and mocked as the Australian break dancer.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"So at first, the computers would only do precisely what we wanted, and that worked pretty good." "But then, we invented a new type of computer program, where we DIDN'T have to be precise, and it sometimes was racist and did crimes." "So of course we went all in on that."

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The best part of bsky is how, not good it is. I pop in, scroll around, see some vague posting that is either about a local sports team or local inside-pool politics I cannot understand. Feel vaguely included and community informed. Log off until tomorrow.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pro-Parenting Tip: Pay your kids an allowance in crypto. Ideally a meme-coin based on an inside joke for your family. Then when they want to use it for something inform them that it was all an elaborate pump-and-dump scheme perputrated by some anonymous person who will never face consequences.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hear me out. Netflix Plus. It costs $200 more a month. But includes healthcare.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dario and Sam be prompting agents like: "You owe me 200 billion dollars, get it for me by the end of the week, or else"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Post-apocalyptic me regaling the civilization of after with tales of my "before times" "And thus, the man spake 'Don't taze me bro!'" "But taze him, they did."

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Hello! I'm Sarah! I'm running for Comptroller of Virgina Town, Virginia, and I bought your name from a list of "Stupid Liberals Who Thought Giving To Out of State Races Wouldn't Ruin His Life".

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Announcing "DNC+" For the low price of $10.99 a month the DNC will STOP EVERY RANDOM CANDIATE FROM TEXTING ME ALL DAY.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Focusing on "ten years away" AI doom when * We have a diesel/logistics crisis looming in the US in weeks * We have a likely Constitutional Crisis brewing in months * The logical consequences of out of control Climate Change are likely to "beat AI to the punch" by 5+ years

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Time to get CRUNK!" I whisper with emphasis, as I stir my daily Metamucil into a glass.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

PSA: If you set an "Downtime" time on an Apple device for a child... They can get around it by changing the Time Zone.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Free Billion Dollar Idea: Sheets that indicate which corner is which on them.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My teenager's eventual college essay about "a time they overcame adversity" is just going to be a list of the three times they lost their airpods.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me when my wife asks me to caulk something:

Meme: Meatloaf. "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Man, I sure hope ChatGPT gives these incompetents in the White House some good advice on how to proceed.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I need one of these signs for when the Gen-Alpha kids round up everyone with a 3% mortgage to line up against a wall.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A lottery, but the jackpot prize winner also has to start a revolution.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

That's true when the disasters are "natural". Rather than "logical consequences of our own actions".

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just wanna manifest this idea into the world: The Good Place: The Musical.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Loudly and aggressively guessing the next word someone is going to say until someone invests a trillion dollars in me to stop.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Remember this device for 30 days?", lied the website.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Measure your day by the # of useless internet debates you *did not* engage in.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Trucks parked in a parking lot be like: --- ==== ---

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Giving Christian GenZ kids a camera, and telling them it can detect demons in human form by their telltale "red eyes".

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Quick reminder that the "AI Experts" forecasting DOOM are the same ones who still train coding models on episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer because they aren't entirely sure which training data sets make it "do things good". Round down your expectations of expertise in this field please.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I mean, pick out any brown shirt I guess...

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Make it legal for Billionaires to duel.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"During the Metro Surge I personally took the ICE agent who slipped on the ice to the emergency room to have his tailbone checked out!"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"I AM UNGOVERNABLE!", I scream at the facist pizza box instructions demanding I pre-heat the oven first.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We should make it legal to make shows that aren't police procedurals.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

*Turns the white noise generator to "Lo"* SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Flips it to Hi* APPRECIATEYOURPASSIONWEMUSTBECOMPELLEDBYFISCALRESPONSIBILITYTOSEEKPRAGMATICBIPARTISANSOLUTIONSSTRICTLYWITHINTHEREALMOFTHEPOSSIBLEBECAUSEABRUPTSTRUCTURALUPHEAVALSCANALIENATESWINGVOTERS

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hot Take: This whole "You gotta write 'for mobile deposit only' on checks" BS seems like a "Bank problem" not a "me problem".

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

How are we in a drought but ALSO it is incredibly humid everyday? Rhetorical question, I know the answer. *Scrawls a diagonal hashmark on the wall under the heading "Evidence we live in Hell"*

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Or, hear me out, just send boxes of boosters to LGSs?

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Or, hear me out, most of them are old and should have retired decades ago and are still campaigning in an era with a completely different information landscape.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"I am the one the Seed Art prophesized!"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Board game idea. Legacy Monopoly! Initial playthrough is standard Monopoly. Second game, the previous winner starts with all their money and all properties and hotels/houses, and all the new players get the standard starting $1,000. This is fair because that is what the winner started with too.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

A Quantum computer that can give out Pulitzers prizes for "Wisest Unsent Tweets"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

News Anchor: "With the world watching, and multiple confirmed reports that major world powers are currently exchanging nuclear strikes, we cut to an emergency message from the President of the United States" Steve Martin in the Oval Office: "WELL EXCUUUUSE ME!"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I love the idea. What does Mary think about it tho?

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