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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 2h

Hear me out. Netflix Plus. It costs $200 more a month. But includes healthcare.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dario and Sam be prompting agents like: "You owe me 200 billion dollars, get it for me by the end of the week, or else"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Post-apocalyptic me regaling the civilization of after with tales of my "before times" "And thus, the man spake 'Don't taze me bro!'" "But taze him, they did."

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Announcing "DNC+" For the low price of $10.99 a month the DNC will STOP EVERY RANDOM CANDIATE FROM TEXTING ME ALL DAY.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Focusing on "ten years away" AI doom when * We have a diesel/logistics crisis looming in the US in weeks * We have a likely Constitutional Crisis brewing in months * The logical consequences of out of control Climate Change are likely to "beat AI to the punch" by 5+ years

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Time to get CRUNK!" I whisper with emphasis, as I stir my daily Metamucil into a glass.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

PSA: If you set an "Downtime" time on an Apple device for a child... They can get around it by changing the Time Zone.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Free Billion Dollar Idea: Sheets that indicate which corner is which on them.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My teenager's eventual college essay about "a time they overcame adversity" is just going to be a list of the three times they lost their airpods.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me when my wife asks me to caulk something:

Meme: Meatloaf. "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A lottery, but the jackpot prize winner also has to start a revolution.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just wanna manifest this idea into the world: The Good Place: The Musical.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Loudly and aggressively guessing the next word someone is going to say until someone invests a trillion dollars in me to stop.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Remember this device for 30 days?", lied the website.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Measure your day by the # of useless internet debates you *did not* engage in.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Giving Christian GenZ kids a camera, and telling them it can detect demons in human form by their telltale "red eyes".

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Quick reminder that the "AI Experts" forecasting DOOM are the same ones who still train coding models on episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer because they aren't entirely sure which training data sets make it "do things good". Round down your expectations of expertise in this field please.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Make it legal for Billionaires to duel.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"I AM UNGOVERNABLE!", I scream at the facist pizza box instructions demanding I pre-heat the oven first.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We should make it legal to make shows that aren't police procedurals.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

*Turns the white noise generator to "Lo"* SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Flips it to Hi* APPRECIATEYOURPASSIONWEMUSTBECOMPELLEDBYFISCALRESPONSIBILITYTOSEEKPRAGMATICBIPARTISANSOLUTIONSSTRICTLYWITHINTHEREALMOFTHEPOSSIBLEBECAUSEABRUPTSTRUCTURALUPHEAVALSCANALIENATESWINGVOTERS

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hot Take: This whole "You gotta write 'for mobile deposit only' on checks" BS seems like a "Bank problem" not a "me problem".

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

How are we in a drought but ALSO it is incredibly humid everyday? Rhetorical question, I know the answer. *Scrawls a diagonal hashmark on the wall under the heading "Evidence we live in Hell"*

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"I am the one the Seed Art prophesized!"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Board game idea. Legacy Monopoly! Initial playthrough is standard Monopoly. Second game, the previous winner starts with all their money and all properties and hotels/houses, and all the new players get the standard starting $1,000. This is fair because that is what the winner started with too.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

A Quantum computer that can give out Pulitzers prizes for "Wisest Unsent Tweets"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

News Anchor: "With the world watching, and multiple confirmed reports that major world powers are currently exchanging nuclear strikes, we cut to an emergency message from the President of the United States" Steve Martin in the Oval Office: "WELL EXCUUUUSE ME!"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

They should make "bully sticks" for men. I get my "honey do" list done, and you throw me a cool-ranch-chew-stick, and I sit in a corner for the remainder of the weekend chewing on it for all I'm worth.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My 1st searches after my runs this week: "WTF is the humidity level? 5000% Percent? Did I just teleport and run a 5k in the middle of Borneo? Fuck You!" "Can you call the cops on high humidity?" "Humidity Therapist, local."

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Crazy that the new DC Lanterns show is a sequel to Mare of Easttown..

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"Now, I'm no etnymologist. But I reckon if I keep knocking these wasp nest down, they're gunna eventually run outta that butt clay they got."

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

So, not to brag, but I am magic, and am prepared to share that magic with you. Post a picture of a hat as a reply to this post, and it will become a MAGIC HAT, that when you wear it, you don't have to feel bad about not being productive. You can just put it on and chill w/o guilt. Abracadabra

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

So to be clear. The antifacists are anti-israel. The obvious Nazis are pro-Israel. The closet Nazis and neo-con liberals are pro-Israel. I'm honestly curious HTH this all happened. But have no interest in enduring the amount of yelling that might be entirely necessary to explain it all.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Me in twenties years bragging about my grandchild: "Rory is reconized as a gaslord over 5 highways. His necklace has 6 ears and a nose!"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The DSA should run on only sending you a single email or text a year.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It is so hypocritical of the Left to be both anti-AI AND spend all day earnestly wishing that time-traveling assassin bots were a thing.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

So do I breakout my Bane (2012) impression on the first date? Or is that something I keep in my back-pocket to clinch the start of the second date?

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Had some fillament leftover from a "recent community project" and decided to put it to good use by printing these "flexi-rexxes" to put in local little libraries

several, red, 3d printed, articulated, t-rex toys on a counter

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"Jestermaxxing"? FFS, it is called "Being the Funny One"

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Raiders of the Lost Ark was actually a very successful psyop to take down "Big Pitted Dates" in the early 80s.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Twanging a bow before I spray a wasp nest.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Unserious people seriously messing things up.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Sunday Afternoon Ritual: Calling my mom (and asking her to do the Squarespace ad-read for my podcast).

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Just Spiderman, and just some light spoilers: It turns out the true spiders were inside us all along.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Please explain the fundamental entropic relationship that makes time seem directional in our universe. Oh? Well then who are you to say I am 90 minutes late?

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Am I the only one who misses the availability of "director's commentary"? Especially for Hail Mary, and eventually The Odyssey.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Help! My wife is going to vote for Angie, and since she isn't terminally online she has NO IDEA how cringe that is.

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laserdog.bsky.social @laserdog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

OMG Elon was high AF during that whole interview.

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