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Kara Zmatic

@lasbalkaniera.bsky.social
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Ich habe keinen Zuckerpapa, ich hatte nie einen Zuckerpapa. Würde ich einen Zuckerpapa wollen, könnte ich losgehen und mir einen holen. Weil ich bin was? KRANKMACHEND! ♥️🤍💙

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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When you’ve accomplished jack shit for your constituents and your platform is completely devoid of actual ideas, all you’ve got left to campaign on is weaponized hatred and cheap outrage. It's the Republican playbook.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God I hope that pig is face-down in extra-greasy burgers until Monday morning.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The morons in Maine don't care. They'd vote for her lifeless corpse if it came to that one day.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think there's one prerequisite for getting your name on the Ford Theater...
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bend over bitches... it's about to get even worse.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope it's fucking painful...
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you’d rather go to war with your own side than take on the actual opposition, you’ve made your priorities pretty damn clear. If you were thinking about running for president, you've just lost my vote.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Imagine if Democrats put this much energy into actually fighting Republicans. Any candidate who condemns... or even entertains the idea of condemning Piker loses my vote. If you’d rather go to war with your own side than take on the actual opposition, you’ve made your priorities pretty damn clear.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why isn't a single Dem calling for him to be replaced???
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
CJ really speedran the entire cable news starter pack: "Dems hate the Constitution," "destroying America," the tired "DemocRAT" diss, and a stray at Hasan Piker. Zero original thoughts or evidence,; just pure, parrot-brained brainrot. CJ, stay stupid. It’s working for you.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A big fuck you to all these Republicans praising Dolly after spending their whole careers fighting against public education, healthcare, & LGBTQ+ rights. It isn't respect; it's just shameless coattail riding. You didn't support her work while she was living, don't pretend you honor her now.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Democratic party is just moderate GOP in a blue coat. What’s it gonna take for people to open their eyes and kick these undercover conservatives to the curb?
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A lot of young voters showed up because they wanted fresh ideas and something different. Good luck convincing them to turn around and rally behind some corporate Democrat that is more loyal to $$$ than the people. I wouldn't count on that enthusiasm carrying over to the November election.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Prayer doesn't sanctify cruelty...but it sure makes the hypocrisy more photogenic!!
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Erin Andrews 2017
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Tornado sirens are blaring and people are trying to get potentially life-saving information. But according to YouTube, that can wait. First we need to sit through fucking commercials for medication, windows, and siding before we're allowed to watch live weather coverage. 🖕🖕
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Today's caller "Don" from Chicago who was blaming inflation on Biden is not an economist. He's a crackpot that's paid to call in and spread propaganda.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Funny how a child can act more humane and empathetic than politicians currently sitting at the helm.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Vote for the status quo. Get the status quo. Then complain about the status quo. That's certainly... a strategy. I really thought Dems knew better. Looks like they are filled with morons just like their counterparts.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Does every media outlet have to swear an oath of loyalty to Israel before it's allowed to exist? Asking for everyone clutching their pearls anytime a platform doesn't fall in line.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Two morons talking to one another
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Windmills are doing useful work...unlike this shit stain.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Several friends in Temperance and all the relatives in Monroe voted for you Doc. 👍👍
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A black man supporting fascists, bigots, and racists is wild
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Somebody get Jabba another tray of chocolate-covered butter sticks swimming in bacon grease.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's so easy to fight a war using somebody else's kids.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm so fucking tired of seeing this ogre.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I see the moron has finally learned the difference between AI and A1.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Many Arab Americans were at the march out of fear, solidarity, and a need for belonging during a traumatic moment. They knew they would be targeted for something they didn't do. Reducing people to the worst voices in a crowd is irresponsible, and I think that's why it rubbed people the wrong way.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Nope. This is not the flex you think it is. I'm starting to think you all are alike.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's hard to lose when #FIFA and their refs seem determined to make sure you don't. Isn't that right #Argentina fans? #worldcup
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Anyway, it's national pecan pie day!
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well....there's one less premium Grindr subscription.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well... that's easily the highlight of his entire career.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Cheering Platner's demise means very little if you're not equally loud when the DNC installs yet another corporate/moderate candidate. Selective outrage is only gonna help keep Maine red.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why am I looking at this scoreboard like it's Eurovision, and the names should be shuffling up and down after every vote? #dragrace
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Looks like we're keeping "the Kennedy Pity-Point" train on schedule. #dragrace
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If their job is bending over and taking it.... Mission accomplished.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Kennedy Davenport was one of the top two queens this week? #dragrace
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Ts Madison: I Don't Understand
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Is it a prerequisite to be super ugly to be a millionaire?
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Yup. Republicans always trust felons, rapists, and child molesters.
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Donald Glover as Troy Barnes: Wow Shocker
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Is it for his new Grindr or Sniffies profile?
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's fascinating watching people who claim to believe in growth, redemption, and second chances suddenly decide that none of those things apply here. Democrats need to decide whether they're trying to win races...or just prove they're morally superior while losing them.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Well, this is concerning...so there was a time she didn't sound like a cocktail being transported over a cobblestone road?
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Riiiiight...nothing screams rugged manliness quite like fleeing cold weather and squeezing into mom jeans.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If Democrats would rather lose with a spotless purity record than when with an imperfect candidate...they should stop pretending their top priority is stopping this administration. Their top priority is evidently proving a point to one another.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Dems are acting like a football team down by six points with 10 seconds left, arguing over whether their quarterback has impeccable character instead of trying to score a touchdown. If the stakes are really as high as they claim, sabotaging the ONLY candidate who can win is political malpractice.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Well, clutch my pearls, y'all!! What next? They find out he uses toilet paper? Has a checking account? Drinks milk with chocolate chip cookies? Puts fitted sheets on mattresses? Knows how to reset a Wi-Fi router? The scandal keeps getting worse.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Yeah imagine a country so screwed up it elects a convicted felon to the highest office in the land!
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
How about we try before we make these assumptions?!
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