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Kara Zmatic

@lasbalkaniera.bsky.social
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Ich habe keinen Zuckerpapa, ich hatte nie einen Zuckerpapa. Würde ich einen Zuckerpapa wollen, könnte ich losgehen und mir einen holen. Weil ich bin was? KRANKMACHEND! ♥️🤍💙

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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Tornado sirens are blaring and people are trying to get potentially life-saving information. But according to YouTube, that can wait. First we need to sit through fucking commercials for medication, windows, and siding before we're allowed to watch live weather coverage. 🖕🖕
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's hard to lose when #FIFA and their refs seem determined to make sure you don't. Isn't that right #Argentina fans? #worldcup
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why am I looking at this scoreboard like it's Eurovision, and the names should be shuffling up and down after every vote? #dragrace
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Looks like we're keeping "the Kennedy Pity-Point" train on schedule. #dragrace
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Kennedy Davenport was one of the top two queens this week? #dragrace
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Not a single point from Serbian juries to Croatia!!! Niti jedan!!! Stvarno??? Jebem vam mater pokvarenu! 🖕🖕🖕 #eurovision
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Hold up… I thought juries were all about talent, vocals, harmonies, artistry....the actual music stuff. Croatia was basically serving it on a silver platter, and… Bulgaria gets the points? Another year Croatia is robbed. #eurovision
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Wow. Poland didn’t even toss Croatia a single point; But somehow had plenty of generosity left for Israel with a full 12? Really says a lot without saying a word. #eurovision
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Jane?? Congenial?? Oh wow… so we're just making stuff up for fun now? #dragrace
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Being a frontrunner doesn’t make you immune to the rules of the competition. If anything, it raises the bar. Every single skill counts on this show: improv, sewing, acting, AND lip syncing. If one of them is your weak spot and it costs you, that’s just how the game works. 🤷‍♀️ #dragrace
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Jane Don't?? #dragrace #rpdr
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
HOLD ON!!! In what universe does that make sense? #dragrace
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I’m honestly stunned that not a single soul has even hinted at Rim Tim Tagi Dim at #Dora2026.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This is what happens when you play designer in your living room instead of hiring one. #dora2026
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
What's a music competition without a bit of fat shaming? 🤣🤣 #dora2026
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Lara’s out here living her full-on Xena Warrior Princess fantasy. #dora2026
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Alen je zgodan, glas mu je top među svim sudionicima večeras, ali ova pjesma… dosadnija ne može biti. #dora2026
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Noelle: I don't understand why she didn't keep the same vibe as her video. The oddly fitted body suit performance is a bad call. #dora2026
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
O moj Bože, publika je mrtva, više uzbuđenja sam vidjela u tihoj knjižnici. 😒 #dora2026
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Ananda... #Dora2026
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Ovaj voditelj, Duško, ide mi na živce. 🙄 #dora2026
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Did anyone catch “concerned American citizen” @stephaniemiller.bsky.social making her Drag Race debut tonight, or was that just my internet glitching? #rpdr #dragrace
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Wow, that was.....bad. #dora2026
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The bottom called Kenya. Apparently she let it go to voicemail. #rpdr #dragrace
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Cher took a whole gummy instead of half of one. #Grammys
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Lola?? #Grammys
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I’ve learned more about prescription side effects tonight than I have about the nominees. Was it always this bad or did my patience just expire? #grammys
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Love Gaga. Don't love this version of Abracadabra. #grammys
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Don’t you hate when laundry day falls on the same day as the #Grammys.
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Justin Bieber better hope he doesn't shart during his performance! There's no hiding that! #grammys
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Dulce really thought she was in the top this week. Like seriously...her imagination is working harder than the judges. #dragrace #dragracecanada
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
How in the hell did Dulce outlast Hazel?? I need a step by step manual, because I don't get it. #dragrace #dragracecanada
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
#dragraceuk judging be like....
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
#Delta is so right. Red velvet cake is just a busted queen with pretty lipstick. Girl....nobody really likes you. Quit playin'. You're just a bad chocolate cake that gave up halfway through. Girl bye. #verydelta #deltawork
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Aja's reaction to Ms. Brooks this episode cleansed my pores and hydrated my skin. #allstars10 #dragrace
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Kara Zmatic @lasbalkaniera.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Good afternoon to sellout Lisa Murkowski. I hope you stub your toe on every corner in your house, get a papercut right where your finger bends, & have to poop immediately after every shower. May your socks always get wet, your phone always fall face down, & your charger only work at one weird angle.
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