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@las-shark.bsky.social
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31 | He/Him | Taken by @kaedeer.bsky.social | LGBTQ+ Rights | Warning: potential NSFW and kink stuff (mostly vore lmao) so 18+. Avatar by @kaedeer.bsky.social Banner by @higgyfur.bsky.social All my art is here: www.furaffinity.net/user/hayshark

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Belms (She/Her) @belms.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Commission 🦈
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's definitely a general sentiment that only dogs and cats (sometimes only dogs in extreme cases) are capable of forming bonds with humans and it's kinda annoying. I've seen people forge deeper bonds with bees than I ever thought possible. I'm sure every animal is capable of it.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wondering how many other people have noticed the growing category of "programmer who thinks they're uniquely more intelligent than people of any other profession and is very annoying about it".
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dunno if you guys have seen it but the Navier-Stokes equation stuff going on is very funny. You're telling me you were on the cusp of solving a $1 million math problem so you put your data into an LLM and Sam Altman stole it? That's like putting your money in a bank founded by thieves lmao
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As someone who isn't really into rap this may not be surprising but I've definitely been confusing Lil Jon and Lil Wayne this entire time. I thought Lil Wayne was the visionary behind Get Low but I was very, very wrong.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not right now sweetheart, daddy has ADHD and they're jingling keys in front of him.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The dumbest gamers on the planet are trying to act like Resident Evil was always straight horror rather than horror comedy so they can pre-emptively tear apart Cregger's film. RE might actually have the worst fan base out of all the non-PvP games out there.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Woke up kinda late today so I'm doing dino nuggets for lunch with a little dab of hot sauce on the necks for big Charles.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Half my Twitter timeline is porn, the other half is the Kirkiversary. What a blessed day.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ran into a 3-stack in Rocket League just now and after they lost they said they'd lynch us. This game has dogshit moderation LOL
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Legend of Zelda: OoGPT
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So, I love Coyote vs. ACME way more than I probably should, but I'm a little annoyed by people misinterpreting the Sisyphus metaphor in regards to it. I want to clear that up a little bit because this type of media literacy is something I'm pretty passionate about. Spoilers ahead! 1/12
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kushala Daora in Wilds: Ascendance is so funny. They're putting the "use ranged weapons dumbass" guy in the game where you can swap your held weapon by pressing a button and MonHun players are already bitching and moaning lmao
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got pulled over by a cop today who was clearly new. He apologized for wasting my time and said "Sorry, this job is really stressful". I went "Heh, you should try being a gamer" and he shot me.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This fuckin' guy sucks. He's all talk and no cum.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just got home from Coyote vs. Acme and man I love this movie. Biggest gripe is definitely that they didn't 2D animated the toons (despite having done so for Bugs), but it's a ton of fun and I fucking love Will Forte in it. Deserves all the praise it gets and glad it didn't die for a tax write-off.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wish I could participate in motor sports again without it feeling so wasteful. It kinda just feels unjustifiable given today's climate. Ah well, guess I'll just keep motorboating my wife instead.
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Sshura @sshr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Comm for @ursiebear.bsky.social Low center of mass, but terrible balance #furry
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh and to make it worse, the other class demands we use Gemini to generate a fake ass podcast to analyze how Gen AI communicates our research. He wants us to "explore" AI tools for relaying our research to the public for some reason as if it wouldn't ALWAYS be preferable for a human to do so.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Doing a group project and this one dipshit used AI so now the whole project has to have a "Made with Gen AI" disclosure. Can't do it solo because I'll get like 20% credit if I do, instructor won't make an exception. So I either sign off on this shit or eat 80% to the grade. Fuck dude....
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fortnite's matchmaking is so fucking bad you have rank #229 playing in lobbies with Silver players.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
God my wife has the most fuckable 'sona out there, she's insane.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's so fucking funny Kamala fans use the coconut emoji to identify themselves and also want her to run again. Like yeah, let's use the quote about how the present is a consequence of the past for our mascot, but also not learn anything from the last election and try to run her again lmao
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Finally saw The Odyssey and was lucky enough to catch it in 70mm. It's like a 9/10 I want to give a 10/10 but can't due to some nitpicks (mostly props and costume design) and a few adaptation issues. Probably still the best straight adaptation we've gotten so far.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rocket League is so full of people who will throw at the slightest inconvenience. Just had a match where a guy spent the entire game own-goaling us because a shot was messed up accidentally. Fuck yourself buddy.
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Creamsicle 🐶❤️ @creamsicle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Serona and Kaycie decide to crash her brother's party with about the exact results you'd expect from the two of them. At least everyone had a great time ❤️ Artist/Kaycie/KC: @kc1o5.bsky.social Serona Shea: @creamsicle.bsky.social #voreday #vore #furryvore #digestion #voreday2026
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Creamsicle 🐶❤️ @creamsicle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Serona is never one to turn down a free meal. Hopefully she got a nut off before getting gurgled? More sneps need to be used to make fat milkers. Artist: @nommingfoxes.bsky.social Tzelle: @tzelle.bsky.social / Serona's thighs #voreday #voreday2026 #digestion #SeronaShea #WeightGain #GoldenBikini
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
No new art for 8/8, but there's some stuff in the works don't worry~ In the meantime, enjoy the day everyone!
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Creamsicle 🐶❤️ @creamsicle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy 8/8 or #VoreDay everyone! Fantastic work from the lovely @nommingfoxes.bsky.social of a cute mongoose girl getting gurgled after finishing some hair dye. Guess that's what girls do at sleepovers? #Vore #Creamsicle #Digestion #Internal
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Master Duel events suck ass and will continue to suck ass until they penalize people who close the application if they don't get first on the coin flip. Seven heads flips tonight and five of them left before the game began.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Getting one in before Shark Week is over~ Thanks to my wife for getting this for me! @kaedeer.bsky.social Art by @yasmil.bsky.social
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So now that Raising Canes is using GenAI to resurrect a dead homophobe as their new mascot we can stop pretending it was ever any good, right? Surely this is the end of the debate.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Project Hail Mary is such a good movie you forget the book was written by Andy Weir.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina lost and that's all I needed tbh
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Doing the 67 with her titties until she's angry enough to eat me
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Polycule heart necklace where each quadrant has a different part of the Loss comic lines.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My aim? Bad. My ping? Badder. My bitch? Baddest.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Getting back into Helldivers 2 with friends has actually been a really good time. I forgot how fun it is, especially when you don't have a guy roleplaying in every other match.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Friend said he was gonna nap and then hang with me again after but this guy started fucking hibernating dude it's been 10 hours lmao
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ronaldo scored less goals in the World Cup than he has rape allegations dude LMAO
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My toxic trait is sending Twitter posts to my friends after I see they retweeted them already :]
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Saw Supergirl and honestly had a good time. It's like, B-/C+ overall but within the scope of CBM you can probably bump that up to a B+/A-. The score is a little disappointing and the plot tends to meander (could be thematic to Kara's journey though). If you're interested I'd say it's probably worth.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It does irk me a little to see people call Supergirl a B-tier DC character. She's extremely popular, and has been for a long-ass time. The big issue with DC is that their S-tier (unlike Marvel) has more than one character in it and I think that trips some people up for whatever reason.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Really looking forward to Galactic Racer based on what we've seen so far. A little worried about how they're inevitably going to wreck it with monetization but we'll see.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The biggest impression the TADC finale left on me was definitely "man... Ribbit can get it though".
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just got the best piece of art I've ever had done back. It's a shame I gotta wait until November to post it LMAO
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I have a symbol replacing the first letter of my name on most platforms for a lot of reasons, but one of the underrated ones is if anyone messages me this I know with 100% certainty it's a bot.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Rainn Wilson saying The Office is too edgy for today's culture is the funniest thing he's done since it ended lmao
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
In retrospect I probably should've known I was a furry when I wanted my first kiss to be with the pink dragon on Dragon Tales.
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Λtlas @las-shark.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Watching a video that's science-focused but then they pronounce chitin wrong so now I have to fact-check everything prior to that so I can make sure I wasn't fed misinformation.
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