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Larry O'Blige

@larryoblige.bsky.social
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Very O'Bligey. Possibly the O'Bligeyest. If you DM me, you WILL be blocked! ANTIFA. Filthy anti-Zionist Jew. Anti: capitalist, establishment, legacy media, centrist. Far, far left. Eats Nazis. Guillotine aficionado. Don't rock the boat, sink it. Impolite.

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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 7h
"Rockin' the boat's a drag. You gotta sink the boat!" -- Putney Swope
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 23h
Unless you're the arbiter of purity, eh? What a fantastically self-defeating statement. Next time try gibberish and you might make more sense.
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Pearly Sweetcake @caledorkia-mission.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Donation-based tarot readings are open! I need to supplement my meager substitute income so I don't end up on the street, so if you're not up to straight-up GoFundMe donations, I will happily offer something for your troubles. #WitchSky #TarotSky #MagicalBazaar
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
FFS, you lunkhead. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/irony
en.wiktionary.org
irony - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It was much better back in the old days when the rape crisis was still moderate, but they just took it too far.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I sure as fuck hope they're suffering. Maybe ask one of them where you can obtain more patience.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes, Zelenskyy is going to "save" the elections from the fascists so that the other fascists win. He's myyyyyyyyy hero! 😍
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I did not know that.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you're pushing to get out the vote, don't end up like Elvis!
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Finally! I've been added to the "Aligns with homophobes, transphobes, racists, misogynists, Nazis" moderation list. Because, as all my closest family and friends know, I am a leading homophobe, transphobe, racist, misogynist, and/or Nazi. It's my main thing. What took them so long?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh, and has one of the consistently shittiest drummers to ever achieve professional success.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Name a mediocre as fuck band that starts with "M" and ends with "allica" who never made any significant, substantive contribution to the art of music. I'll wait.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You know, you could "eliminate" over 99% of the human males on the planet, keep the rest in carefully controlled "facilities" (where they could live in a simulated natural environment) and the human race could still propagate without any problems at all.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
JFC. No Kings? Again? A parade that actually helps the oppressors? State-approved, tidy, decorous, easily ignored—or worse, laughed at from the ivory towers on both right and left. It's not going to hurt anything, but it's an energy drain and a signal to the villains that they're still in control.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You're a pair of miserable war criminals. I hope he gets one canker sore for every year he's been alive. You too, you fascist shill.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Should change his first name to Shame.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Life resembles the bumper cars much more than it resembles the carousel.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ivy League schools are instruments of oppression.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This makes an effective case against being Christian.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Last night my sleep number was the last digit of pi.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That is an overstatement. Some people actually do want socialism and are not down with capitalism. Just facts.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why is pineapple the only food available in tidbits?
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Pearly Sweetcake @caledorkia-mission.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please? I have a partner and several pets. We have no place to go once we lose the house. I have no more retirement money left. I've applied for hundreds of jobs since getting laid off in 2024. The job market sucks out loud, especially in my field.
gofund.me
Donate to Urgent Help Needed to Avoid Homelessness, organized by Brandy Griffin
I need help staying housed until I can find employment. I was laid off two y… Brandy Griffin needs your support for Urgent Help Needed to Avoid Homelessness
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is that what they mean by fucking the shit out of someone?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We always have been.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I assume the execution will be pay-per-view and sponsored by Amazon?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need to be more like a nest of hornets.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If project 2025 was an act of civic assault and its implementation has consisted of acts of civic battery, why can we not hold its creators and those who implement it criminally liable? Is it because they wield the power to crush each and every one of us as if we're insignificant little bugs?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, Jim Bakker is dead, so the news isn't all bad. (Remember: Hell is the invention of those who deserve it!)
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PPS: Come back here and call me out if I end up being proven wrong. Nothing would please me more.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PS: Vote for Dems, but remember that they're shameless fascists too.They will do nothing to help us. Not one fucking thing.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a big push to get out the vote, because evidently the country is constipated. Let's not end up like Elvis, people!
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dear Chris Rock: The easiest way to make the list is to whine about the fact that the list exists.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's no such thing as Jewish and white. It's Jewish and passing.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The level of vagueposting on this platform is absurd. Doesn't anyone want to be understood beyond a niche of 12 people anymore?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gavin Newsom can gargle thirteen hairy coconut balls. And then fuck a kneecap.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lowly Worm is my inspiration!
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm an anti-Zionist Jew and I approve this message.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jewish guy here to say that Israel should never have existed and should not continue to exist. Diaspora Forever!
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think the Cornell rapists should necessarily face the death penalty. But I'd like to see a scaled-down guillotine that can handle something about the size of a cigar.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're a Zionist, please fuck a kneecap before you block me. Smooches! 😘
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, no, you're good! I found myself on a block list called "Trolls" and it gave me a moment of self-doubt. But I appreciate your perspective.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Speaking as a Jewish person, being a Jewish person is an intractable problem. Especially if you're anti-Zionist. Every single other group will find some reason to hate you—and I mean *really* hate you to the core—including other Jews.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I appreciate the reality check!
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, I may be spicy at times, but it's mainly in service of cutting through the static, not just to tick people off. I also think we're far too polite, which is one reason why we've ended up in a fascist dystopia.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess I think of a "troll" as someone who drops a provocative comment on someone else's post. Perhaps I need to modify my definition?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sure we can trust Israel's account of absolutely nothing at all ever for the rest of eternity.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also: Fuck a neolib!
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bluesky: Where expressing your own dissenting opinion in your own post makes you "a troll." 🙄
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've never felt closer to dying in Holocaust II.
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