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Larry O'Blige

@larryoblige.bsky.social
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Very O'Bligey. Possibly the O'Bligeyest. If you DM me, you WILL be blocked! ANTIFA. Filthy anti-Zionist Jew. Anti: capitalist, establishment, legacy media, centrist. Far, far left. Eats Nazis. Guillotine aficionado. Don't rock the boat, sink it. Impolite.

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Pearly Sweetcake @caledorkia-mission.bsky.social · 22h
Donation-based tarot readings are open! I need to supplement my meager substitute income so I don't end up on the street, so if you're not up to straight-up GoFundMe donations, I will happily offer something for your troubles. #WitchSky #TarotSky #MagicalBazaar
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I sure as fuck hope they're suffering. Maybe ask one of them where you can obtain more patience.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes, Zelenskyy is going to "save" the elections from the fascists so that the other fascists win. He's myyyyyyyyy hero! 😍
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you're pushing to get out the vote, don't end up like Elvis!
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Finally! I've been added to the "Aligns with homophobes, transphobes, racists, misogynists, Nazis" moderation list. Because, as all my closest family and friends know, I am a leading homophobe, transphobe, racist, misogynist, and/or Nazi. It's my main thing. What took them so long?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Name a mediocre as fuck band that starts with "M" and ends with "allica" who never made any significant, substantive contribution to the art of music. I'll wait.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
JFC. No Kings? Again? A parade that actually helps the oppressors? State-approved, tidy, decorous, easily ignored—or worse, laughed at from the ivory towers on both right and left. It's not going to hurt anything, but it's an energy drain and a signal to the villains that they're still in control.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Life resembles the bumper cars much more than it resembles the carousel.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Last night my sleep number was the last digit of pi.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why is pineapple the only food available in tidbits?
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Pearly Sweetcake @caledorkia-mission.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please? I have a partner and several pets. We have no place to go once we lose the house. I have no more retirement money left. I've applied for hundreds of jobs since getting laid off in 2024. The job market sucks out loud, especially in my field.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is that what they mean by fucking the shit out of someone?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I assume the execution will be pay-per-view and sponsored by Amazon?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If project 2025 was an act of civic assault and its implementation has consisted of acts of civic battery, why can we not hold its creators and those who implement it criminally liable? Is it because they wield the power to crush each and every one of us as if we're insignificant little bugs?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, Jim Bakker is dead, so the news isn't all bad. (Remember: Hell is the invention of those who deserve it!)
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a big push to get out the vote, because evidently the country is constipated. Let's not end up like Elvis, people!
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dear Chris Rock: The easiest way to make the list is to whine about the fact that the list exists.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's no such thing as Jewish and white. It's Jewish and passing.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The level of vagueposting on this platform is absurd. Doesn't anyone want to be understood beyond a niche of 12 people anymore?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gavin Newsom can gargle thirteen hairy coconut balls. And then fuck a kneecap.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jewish guy here to say that Israel should never have existed and should not continue to exist. Diaspora Forever!
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think the Cornell rapists should necessarily face the death penalty. But I'd like to see a scaled-down guillotine that can handle something about the size of a cigar.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're a Zionist, please fuck a kneecap before you block me. Smooches! 😘
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bluesky: Where expressing your own dissenting opinion in your own post makes you "a troll." 🙄
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rahm Emanuel can gargle thirteen hairy coconut balls.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't wait for two years from now, after the Dems have regained Congress and done fuck all to change a single goddamn thing, and no one breathes a word of criticism except to excoriate actual leftists. Again. And then they'll run Harris so she can lose. Again. 🙄
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rolling what? What Stone? What what? Never heard of it.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Matt Gaetz is wrong. Dems don't "trans" your kids. Dems don't actually do a fucking thing. Unless it's funding Israel and ICE.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our way of life is intoxicating the way carbon monoxide is.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When someone asks you why you're wearing a mask, tell them, "It's my snowflake detector. Looks like it's working."
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will never understand how person A wearing a mask affects person B in any way, shape, or form. Explain it to me like I'm in fifth grade. I'll wait.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm posting that which is obvious and self-evident for some reason I can't articulate.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Opinions are like assholes: everybody is one.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We may be bland and lacking spines, But we won't lube up your behinds. Dems are fascists too! And so we hope you don't resist Cause we'll fund ICE and Zionists. Dems are fascists too! Wacka doo, wacka doo, wacka doo!
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To quoque is just a fancy name for admitting your guilt.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would gladly see the Kennedy Center razed to the ground rather than have that demon's name attached to it.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Harris and Newsom can both chew my turds. Give me a candidate who isn't steeped in hatred and violence. Give me a candidate who doesn't cum when the poor suffer. Give me a candidate who doesn't thrive on genocide. How about them fuckin' apples?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes, we should all vote for the Dems in the midterms because eating a solid, well-formed lump of shit beats sipping cold diarrhea through a boba straw. But don't kid yourself, they're both fecal. Hold your nose and try not to chew.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Breaking News: Trump promises the Irish he'll deploy ICE agents to hunt down and deport "illegal leprechauns."
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unpopular opinion, but to this drummer, Buddy Rich sounds like machine gun fire. Who the fuck wants to listen to that noise?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And I should give a shit about Zionist Lady Gaga-Gagme why?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don't waste your nostalgia on consumer goods.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A guy's on death row, and the night before his execution his mother asks him how he's holding up. He says, "Could be worse, Ma. At least I got my health."
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Neolibs live in the Land of Should. "So-and-so should go to prison for such-and-such!" "Some-such-thing should never have happened in this country!" "We should make sure that rando shenanigans never happen again!" Yeah? And? You expecting the void to handle that?
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Someone needs to tariff that guy a new one. Or three. Or 70,000.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I swear I'm living in a Kafka novel being read by gaslight.
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Larry O'Blige @larryoblige.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I fucking *love* it when butt-hurt neolibs block me. Bye-bye, blue MAGA. See you in the bottom of the shitter!
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
not only did gloria steinem work for the CIA she actively promoted the idea that sexism in america was a much more pressing and less acknowledged issue than racism (as if Black women don’t exist) and used the fact that Black men could vote before women to support it.
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