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Larry in Toronto (he/him)

@larry-toronto.bsky.social
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I believe that people should be free to be the best versions of themselves that they can be. For me, that's someone who enjoys sports, math, and my wife and cats.

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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
If it's a 2020 tornado, I recommend social distancing.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I think he added up the approval rates on three polls.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
He is an illegal President. If he won in 2016 and 2020, he can’t be President a third term.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
For Stieb, the first 26 outs were the easy ones.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Welcome to the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Did Elon find him?
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
What about sneakers, watches, and Bibles? And those Anti-Christ MAGA hats with the mark of the devil on them?
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Has Voldemort's nose.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
During the last administration, MAGA complained that anything seized at the border was a sign that there was a problem.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Lovely penmanship!
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
r U s S i A
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Salt Lake and DC
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
You remind me of that joke: When I started, I had nothing and I still have most of it left.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
@xxpagzxx.bsky.social‬, I find the first five days after the weekend the toughest.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Mark Lloyd belongs on this list.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Defense matters.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
And can I declassify them by saying that they aren't classified?
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Elon has some glue they can use at a cut-rate price.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Hes also asked that hey build an airplane out of rubber so that it can survive a crash by bouncing. He wants it to be called the Boeing Boeing Boeing.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
And then after four years of reprieve they voted back in the same guy.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The scorpion kick is much cooler than the bicycle kick.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Things could be worse. It could be late November...
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Yes, it's not like it stands for a w.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I propose we take all the money away from the richest man each month and give it to the taxpayers. If you spread $300 B (Musk) among 300M Americans, you give everyone $1K this month. Next month, they get $600 from Besos. Great way to spread the wealth! How long until there are no billionaires?
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Pass it on. I don't remember where I got it.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Q: What borders on insanity? A: Canada and Mexico.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Don't wear orange, George! It reminds me of someone. (And don't beam down in a red shirt.)
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If only Trump's father spent a few pennies on condoms back in the day...
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Barron, Melania and the Donald have to go...
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Wordle 1,316 2/6 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Someday even this shall pass.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
@georgetakei.bsky.social is Elon legal in the US now?
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
No, @waiterich.bsky.social , you don't hit "stop" after recording a song. You hit "pause" so you can record the next one easily with no gap.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I feel mine vibrating in my pocket when I'm holding it.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Caravan-itis?
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Here is a picture of his friends.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Did they intentionally file six minutes late so that they could be ruled against and then go on social media and say that were ruled out for filing six minutes late, but if it wasn't for that technicality they had the most perfect response EVER and it's so unfair?
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
They showed his badge once. Frank Columbo.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Way to go! May they all be like this, as long as you work for it.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
None of the teams that would have been in the Final Four using last year's playoff won this week. The Semifinalists are ranked 5-8.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The one I hate: partially deflected. Something can be deflected, or partially blocked, but deflected is all or nothing.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I'm ready to use mine; bring on 2025.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Try it with teams having X or more losses instead of wins. It will make your point stronger.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Nope. $2,000 wasted! LOL... had that computer for many years. Spend a lot of time copying files to the 3.5" discs and deleting them off the hard drive so that I could actually save files. Word Perfect. Lotus 1-2-3. I don't even have pictures of the old tech.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
How many MAGAts does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump says it is fixed and they all applaud him in the dark.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I remember when I upgraded to a PC from my Commodore-64. Christmas 1988. I decided to get the large 40MB hard drive over the standard 20MB one. That was a good idea.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Cyan? Aquamarine?
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Hey Musk, get off my planet.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Also that guy who never washed his hands.
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Larry in Toronto (he/him) @larry-toronto.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh, when I heard, I thought she was ambassador to grease.
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