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Lark Minolo

@larkminolo.bsky.social
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psychiatrist, scientist, dipshit

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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"These bullets were rated 4.0 stars online. There were multiple reports that they could penetrate skulls!" he thought as he backed into the closet. "Why would anyone lie about that?" He had enough ammo for 3 more zombies; at least 5 had pushed their way into the room.
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All conservative cranks have an origin story that is more or less "I took a big poo on the floor at a restaurant. All the other patrons got mad and yelled at me. It was at that moment I swore to get revenge..."
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Emperor Pupienus II
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I like the look of Baltimore's outline on the map... looks like a shark just ate the batter
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Both their albums are excellent! A mix of Cocteau Twins and cheesy 80s power-ballads that somehow works perfectly
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It would have been better if Lindsey Graham had suffered more, but since he didn't have a spouse or kids I guess it's a wash. A massive shit stain who will now be removed from our collective memory.
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
the other foster kittens in the batch: Taffy, Salty and Wavy
three grey and white tabby kittens laying on white pillow
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
foster kittens - these little gremlins will be available at BCAS (Baltimore County) soon!
three grey and white tabby kittens in a cat bed
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh hell yeah
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Popeye was great-grandfather to the Trailer Park Boys. Probably the Always Sunny gang too
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I am John Lernnon reincarnerated
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I love the Beartles music
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
time to activate my live webcam
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This guy described on maptap the other day might be the Americanest person in history - Problem: fire Solution: bomb it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Adair
en.wikipedia.org
Red Adair - Wikipedia
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
One thing I really hate is when there is an evil wind blowing through the land, and they need every man to drive it away.
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you. [brassy fart, slightly too short for the occasion]
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Like my grandma said, never trust a squirrel or a Croatian
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
On some old site I created a 'personality quiz' that was like what Beatles song character are you, and someone messaged me to complain that they scored as 'Mean Mr. Mustard.' Sorry man I'm a psychiatrist so pretty sure my word is law here
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Evolutionary biologist eating Doritos: “Doritos are so good…they aid in mate selection for sure…”
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
LOL fuck you and your family too Ernie
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I keep getting ads that are trying to break my brain
a banner ad that showed up on seriouseats: ostenibly for Etsy it shows three pictures of pastries and one of a woman who almost appears topless but it looks like AI poorly tacked on some sort of skin-tight shirt with text that I think is supposed to say 'Jamaica'
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
to be honest I'd dress like that if I thought I could get away with it
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I'm glad we got to see what the Moon's butt looks like before we die in The Disasters.
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Just discovered "The Bridge - a tribute to Neil Young," with covers by the Flaming Lips, Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr, and Pixies. From 1989! They really called that shot
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Sir, if you're listening, ICE officers are already our most battle-hardened soldiers, they would be perfect to lead the first wave into Iran
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
My visceral hatred of A.I. comes from having to review manuscripts that use machine learning techniques. They're all garbage. p-hacking usually at least aims to tell a coherent story.
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Florida now banning the numbers 8 and 0 so that children can't spell out boobs on calculators
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
When I was young everyone had these "No Fear" clothes. But then 9/11 happened and I guess everyone got afraid, don't see those shirts around anymore
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
'The Night,' 'Saddest Song,' and 'Honey White' are my favorites
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
youtube.com/shorts/CIuH4...
youtube.com
Who's fucking cat is this?
YouTube video by Pickaxe Productions
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
used to be you could get together with the fellas and shout "huzzah!" when someone did something cool, but now you can't, because of woke 2
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
people say that white people don't have any culture, but I just tried to battle-rap my cat and I lost
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
just learned that they sell mannequin butts for people to train on how to deliver IM injections. talked to someone who said they have a whole bunch of butts in their office
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
pussies
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
where'd he get that sweet hoodie
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It is a an active area of research, but completely irresponsible to say it is curative. There are some case studies and a fair amount of hype so far, but no RCTs.
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Some people seem to doubt it, and admittedly I haven't even watched the video, but I am a physician, and in my professional opinion the president shat his pants. He has doodoo butt. The diagnosis is terminal.
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Has anyone yet calculated the overlap between signers of the Harper's letter and being in the Epstein files?
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Kevin Spacey for me. I would also claim Russell Brand, but admittedly I think that was because I had him mixed up with Mystery
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Have we tasted all the birds? We're pretty confident chickens and ducks are the best? Just want to make sure, seems like there's lots of kinds of birds out there
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/04/2025
burning McDonald's sign captioned 

the beacon is lit, America calls for aid
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
A lot of the biomedical research staff at UMB had to take 10% paycuts due to the state deficit but you found money for this?
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
because of all this bullshit I had to join the DSA. I will be fucking pissed if I have to run for congress
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Impeach or prepare to get primaried
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 03/01/2026
Trump and his cronies can try to dress this up, but it is an illegal act of war to replace Maduro and grab Venezuela's oil for his billionaire buddies. Full statement below:
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Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Fuck, another year Why does this keep happening
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