Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"These bullets were rated 4.0 stars online. There were multiple reports that they could penetrate skulls!" he thought as he backed into the closet. "Why would anyone lie about that?" He had enough ammo for 3 more zombies; at least 5 had pushed their way into the room. 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026All conservative cranks have an origin story that is more or less "I took a big poo on the floor at a restaurant. All the other patrons got mad and yelled at me. It was at that moment I swore to get revenge..." 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I like the look of Baltimore's outline on the map... looks like a shark just ate the batter 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Both their albums are excellent! A mix of Cocteau Twins and cheesy 80s power-ballads that somehow works perfectly 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It would have been better if Lindsey Graham had suffered more, but since he didn't have a spouse or kids I guess it's a wash. A massive shit stain who will now be removed from our collective memory. 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026the other foster kittens in the batch: Taffy, Salty and Wavy 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026foster kittens - these little gremlins will be available at BCAS (Baltimore County) soon! 040
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Popeye was great-grandfather to the Trailer Park Boys. Probably the Always Sunny gang too 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This guy described on maptap the other day might be the Americanest person in history - Problem: fire Solution: bomb it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Adairen.wikipedia.orgRed Adair - Wikipedia 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026One thing I really hate is when there is an evil wind blowing through the land, and they need every man to drive it away. 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you. [brassy fart, slightly too short for the occasion] 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Like my grandma said, never trust a squirrel or a Croatian 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026On some old site I created a 'personality quiz' that was like what Beatles song character are you, and someone messaged me to complain that they scored as 'Mean Mr. Mustard.' Sorry man I'm a psychiatrist so pretty sure my word is law here 000
Reposted by Lark MinoloAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Evolutionary biologist eating Doritos: “Doritos are so good…they aid in mate selection for sure…” 634157
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I keep getting ads that are trying to break my brain 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026to be honest I'd dress like that if I thought I could get away with it 110
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I'm glad we got to see what the Moon's butt looks like before we die in The Disasters. 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Just discovered "The Bridge - a tribute to Neil Young," with covers by the Flaming Lips, Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr, and Pixies. From 1989! They really called that shot 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Sir, if you're listening, ICE officers are already our most battle-hardened soldiers, they would be perfect to lead the first wave into Iran 000
Reposted by Lark MinoloLark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 22/11/2023My visceral hatred of A.I. comes from having to review manuscripts that use machine learning techniques. They're all garbage. p-hacking usually at least aims to tell a coherent story. 021
Reposted by Lark MinoloLark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 12/01/2024Florida now banning the numbers 8 and 0 so that children can't spell out boobs on calculators 001
Reposted by Lark MinoloLark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 20/06/2024When I was young everyone had these "No Fear" clothes. But then 9/11 happened and I guess everyone got afraid, don't see those shirts around anymore 001
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026'The Night,' 'Saddest Song,' and 'Honey White' are my favorites 030
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026youtube.com/shorts/CIuH4...youtube.comWho's fucking cat is this?YouTube video by Pickaxe Productions 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026used to be you could get together with the fellas and shout "huzzah!" when someone did something cool, but now you can't, because of woke 2 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026people say that white people don't have any culture, but I just tried to battle-rap my cat and I lost 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026just learned that they sell mannequin butts for people to train on how to deliver IM injections. talked to someone who said they have a whole bunch of butts in their office 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026It is a an active area of research, but completely irresponsible to say it is curative. There are some case studies and a fair amount of hype so far, but no RCTs. 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Some people seem to doubt it, and admittedly I haven't even watched the video, but I am a physician, and in my professional opinion the president shat his pants. He has doodoo butt. The diagnosis is terminal. 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Has anyone yet calculated the overlap between signers of the Harper's letter and being in the Epstein files? 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Kevin Spacey for me. I would also claim Russell Brand, but admittedly I think that was because I had him mixed up with Mystery 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Have we tasted all the birds? We're pretty confident chickens and ducks are the best? Just want to make sure, seems like there's lots of kinds of birds out there 000
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026A lot of the biomedical research staff at UMB had to take 10% paycuts due to the state deficit but you found money for this? 01193
Lark Minolo @larkminolo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026because of all this bullshit I had to join the DSA. I will be fucking pissed if I have to run for congress 010
Reposted by Lark MinoloSenator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 03/01/2026Trump and his cronies can try to dress this up, but it is an illegal act of war to replace Maduro and grab Venezuela's oil for his billionaire buddies. Full statement below: 38067091913