iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

profiled JADE in the supermassive crater of her genre-defining "Angel of My Dreams", which hit the pop airwaves like an extraterrestrial force crashing down from heaven. t.co/rjgdRqw0hY

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Luigi Mangione, or what he represents, is very Kristen Doute. Morally incoherent antihero loved by politically unstable gay guys and their hag besties.

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

lol at the manifestos about how easy crime is now and the failure of the surveillance state when really what might get him in the end (ALLEGEDLY) is how terminally online he was

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

no context kristin chenoweth and her sword

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

caves of qud is about to take over my entire winter

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Tune in to your favorite podcaster's favorite podcast, @eatingforfree.com , for a breakdown of Matty Healy's plummet from orbit in Azealia Bank's mentions, the blind item industry's current celebrity breakup gossip mill, Britney Spears' move to Mexico, and more!!! linktr.ee/eatingforfree

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

nothing more humorless exists on social media than succession fans co-opting a viral post

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

pauli i'm not making this vegan shit anymore

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twin princess @twinprincessltd.com · 02/12/2024

white winter hymnal lap dance is such a beautiful concept…sorry but it’s true

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MrsFishVEVO @willkellogg.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

the concept of letting the sunshine in

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

i'm making vegan chocolate chip cookies for @twinprincessltd.com ....

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

the men in my life keep thumbs up reacting to my text messages and it's like do you not realize how threatening that is? so you want me dead? is that it?

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/11/2024

I like the notification telling me there’s a chance of snow, because I like to see my little weather app as her most her most bewildered but hopeful self. She doesn’t know anymore, but she’s dreaming. There’s a chance of snow! There’s a chance that tonight, under the moon, she’ll cry tears of joy.

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twin princess @twinprincessltd.com · 26/11/2024

mailing anthrax to the cozy game industrial complex HQ

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

seeing friends in a bar and eating samosas 🫶🏻 nothing like it

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SkyBlue Artisan @matthew.eatingforfree.com · 25/11/2024

we fucking killlleddddd it here!!!

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

hate how eternally relevant my writing archive feels at times like let me put down the crystal ball for once i'd like to not live a haunted existence lol www.gawkerarchives.com/culture/the-...

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The Depp/Heard Verdict Is Just the Beginning

After #MeToo, the backlash

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

every day on X I am forced to look at reactions to inflammatory engagement bait from accounts called "murd3rtr4ns8763" or "PopCraveShitFromtheButt" with blue checks and regressive social views so maybe this other site really is the answer

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

some series we ran this year include: a secret history of vanderpump rules, the lies lady gaga told about herself (and why they're more relevant than ever), the mainstream political hijacking of drag, tswift's surprising connection to the so called "war on terror", and more! linktr.ee/eatingforfree

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Eating For Free - Listen on Spotify - Linktree

View eatingforfree’s Linktree. Listen to their music on Spotify here.

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twin princess @twinprincessltd.com · 25/11/2024

rly recommend this book to anyone interested. feels wrong to say it is “short and sweet” so i’ll say it’s concise and…good

book cover for elite capture: how the powerful took over identity politics (and everything else) by Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò

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"ben" @n95masc.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

ok so femme fatale (2002) is like the room (2003) but it’s run lola run (1998)

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

worst thing in the world is when well meaning people put me on like "lists of trans writers to follow and employ and discover!" like I get the intention I think it's probably coming from a good place but I am already followed and discovered and employed and pretty widely read lol

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I'm always bringing up Girls Aloud "Biology" when I talk to British pop stars

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Khalid Shawarma 🪬 @handle.invalid · 22/11/2024

happy gay guy friday to all who celebrate

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

can someone cover moroder and donna summer's version of macarthur park into an even longer suite that includes rupaul's "main event"

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

learned this same lesson at jezebel. modern editors ask me now how i can turn things around with my level of clarity and attention to detail and efficiency, and i point to the 5 post a day minimum when i staffed at jezebel for 3 years.

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

thy slaughter listenings are now

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twin princess @twinprincessltd.com · 21/11/2024

when kathy hilton is onscreen this is sort of the vibe to me

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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 20/11/2024

not that i expected better from her given that she’s taken money from aipac but this is cowardly and painful and i hate it. thanks for laying down in front of the bus so it can crush all the rest of us too i guess

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I've felt like a cat getting sprayed with water every single day this week lol

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

gays of bluesky sorta like an ancient stone tablet foretelling of a certain doom that's destined to wipe the Akkadian empire off the face of the earth

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

i think the men who were tweeting about how anora doesn't have any depth as a character don't think women are like...real people in general lol

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

bookmarking this to use against him

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joanie @laracroftbarbie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I consider myself a card carrying member of the church of the holy 2010s blog trinity: published a million blogs on jezebel as a staffer and two or so on deadspin (before the great spanfeller-ing) and also gawker. sure gawker is on technicality as it was the reboot but still! that sort of counts.

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tallyn @maryshelleylong.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Joanie is a beautiful, hysterically funny genius

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