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Lapis O. Aetharia

@lapis-a.bsky.social
55 followers 29 following 610 posts

A dumbass that steals your memes and sees the world with a lack of whimsy. P.S. I see this a lot in posts, so here. Age: 23.

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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Live and work until 120" have you seen the people in their 80s and 90s? Yeah, no. Depending on how messed up I am at 60, I'm yeeting myself off this mortal coil like that one species in Star Trek TNG.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every year, corporate sends out the christmas stock earlier and earlier. If I see christmas stock out at the store I work at, I am grabbing it and placing it in the overstock area in the office.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Too many keys. Just "F", "U", and "Enter" are all the keys you need.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What about edm or disco? Hell, orchestra or opera (the singing, not the browser).
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh... that thermal paste is gonna be CRUSTY. Have you noticed that it'll power on its fans more often and harder over the years? Maybe it doesn't handle heavy loads as well?
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've watched both. Voyager could've done better with the script writing, DS9 could've had a better story that didn't revolve around the wormhole.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You were educated by snails... so you were.. snailducated?
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Has that thermal paste never been changed in 13 years? My pc passed a year old and I need to get the thermal paste renewed. Yes, PCs need regular maintainence, like cars. The thermal paste loses effectiveness as it dries out. The fans need dusting once in a while too.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Biblically accurate cherub.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I forgot about the pah-wraith. The Sisko is good at fighting them too.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nobody's ever called me a bad influence before. I don't know whether I should feel complimented or insulted. Make it 30, can't forget about star trek: ds9 and voyager. I know, probably not the best of the star trek series... but there is worse.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Idiocracy. It's comedy... but I've chosen to relabel it as "realistic horror". Because... dear god.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
updog is similar to Joe. Joe who? Chicken poo.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You don't need a streamdeck neo... You need twelve. Think of all the shit you could put on those things. Entire episodes of star trek tos, hundreds of hours of content at your literal physical fingertips. And all to piss off the new gen because they can't watch shit without cgi in everything.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
one's a good father, the other is the emissary of the prophets. both are excellent at fighting against Cardassians, Jem'Hadar, closed-minded Changelings, and honorless Klingons.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the charger is the USB adapter. it has a USB in port, for the adapter.... which goes into the USB-C connecter, THAT goes into the device you're using. OR the USB connecter can be used to charge the remote itself, BUT not both. I am an idiot.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I will admit, it is honestly the first keyboard I've owned that has a proper backlight, and I love that it's on a toggle. It's very good (much function, very form), more keyboards need toggles for the backlights.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
... the fuck is a "gaming scissor switch"? Button is button, it just needs to do the clicky-clicky thing and send the wibbly-wobbly to the phone so it knows what letter to shove into the box thing. Why does it need variety!?
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
55"? Mine's only 43".
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't know how it's pronounced, I'll just keep calling it the "ree".. because it's funny
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Jacksepticeye's Whiteboard Laugh
Alt: Jacksepticeye's Whiteboard Laugh
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Within five fucking seconds. And it got reposted by one of those "plzhelpus" accounts. Like ffs, can y'all wait for like.. ten minutes?
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Also, cheap? I'm pretty sure my current phone costs as much as my tv. And modern tvs are slowly getting up there in price, depending on the brand.. and only the "top" brands are in stores around here.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Upgrade? If it ain't broke, why fix it? It doesn't like hbo for more than 1 full batman movie (the first one where the joker is more of a mafia guy, director is Tim Burton), and one of the previous updates made it fickle with pluto.. but that's been getting slightly better with every new update
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've tested some mobile games that are all point+click, and a few are okay with the keyboard thing, others only accept it for their menus.. and nothing else. Except one which lets you use thr Rii for solitaire
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
TCL Roku specifically, the remote that comes with it doesn't even have a mic. The app uses the device keyboard, so I can default that to the Rii. I just now realized that I pronounce Rii as "ree".. god I feel old.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I do, I have to press tab twice before I can hit send on discord, and the layout takes some getting used to, but I can type messages and play minecraft (mobile) with it. Other mobile games are... eh? With it.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know I'll get a fuck-load of backlash, considering their fanbase.. but I don't care. I spoke my thoughts, and to SOME extent, I've made a few points. GT was better, more accurate and more honest before they were bought.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And since GT (and sister channels) are still uploading content, safe to say that what their results are should be taken with some salt, because it's supported by the company that runs them and NOT actual science.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For example: FNAF. They had a theory supported by "evidence".. but when other theorists checked it, they found red-herrings EVERYWHERE. And GT was basically useless in filtering out the true lore from the false lore. Corporations don't care about the truth, they only want to see numbers go up.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Rants with Lapis: The Game Theory channels were better before MP sold them to a company. You can tell his input for the scripts is completely ignored, if it's there at all. All of the new theories are made with cherry-picked evidence, and most of them are wrong. Continuing in comments.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Finally using it with my tv, got the IR trained on two remotes (tv and soundbar) Keyboard does not work with my tv (roku, It doesn't have BT capability). the 2.4g usb connector pairs, but the tv doesn't accept the inputs. I can use the keyboard through my phone (via remote app for tv) though.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
also, I recommend putting a sticker on the side that doesn't put the keyboard upside-down. sort of a "this is up" identifier.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I will say: it does NOT like discord.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
got the keyboard and case in today, the fit is TIGHT (shush), it has it's own BT sender that isn't tied to the receiver (FN+Tab) though that is finicky on PC (mobile is like warm butter). I am already pleased with it, but I do need to test the IR functions and it's usability with my TV.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Star Wars Andor Officers Drinking
Alt: Star Wars Andor Officers Drinking
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Example: earlier in the campaign they stormed an abandoned mansion swarming with hundreds of goblins that the party then slayed, because hero stuff. The realization: It wasn't abandoned. And they weren't goblins. It was an orphanage. For hundreds of children.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dnd campaign idea: at the end of the campaign, if you want to continue after everything... have all of your players make perception checks. The ones that succeed, pull them aside and reveal to them.... They were never the good guys.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Curse idea (from someone else): Make someone immortal. But Every day will be SLIGHTLY worse than the last, and when they finally realize what the curse is, they will understand that the next day will still be worse than the day before. And there will be nothing they can do to stop it.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If I could talk to past you... It's only going to get worse.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I should probably make this clear before I get a collection of followers that all hate eachother. If you follow me. There is one. ONE. Fucking. Rule. Do not fight/argue in my comment sections. Quote from James T. Kirk: "keep your bigotry in your quarters, there's no room for it on the bridge."
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Damn my nerdy, meme-riddled brain... It's an older tv, sir.. but it checks out.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For. Not fir. Fucking mobile keyboard.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's an older tv, but I know it has at least one usb 1.0 port (used to be a host tv for an amazon firestick set), that should be sufficient enough fir my needs.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good to know, I think my tv has usb ports, I should've checked before I got the remote. If it don't work with BT, I can use that with my phone (USB-C to USB standard converter, though I need to one that's ok with phone cases) The remotes are IR, so that'll be useful by itself to nav the menus
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
... rookie numbers.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Round three, bring it on! @profanity.accountant
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Transformers G1 Starscream. If I was Megatron, I would've scrapped his ass for parts the moment I regained consciousness on earth.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
80 bucks for a 7 hour shift. What days? Twice a week? Sign my ass up. Just don't ask why I have a water pistol loaded with holy piss. Why holy piss? 1: it's piss. 2: it's holy water, in the form of piss.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
... Bodmas or pemdas? Bodmas = 6 Pemdas = 6 Me, using both to the best of my ability: ... 6 = 6.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Your main concern is not him living in a cube. Your main concern should be if that cube starts having millions of voices that collectively say "resistence is futile, you will be assimilated". THAT is when you should worry. And run. Run very far and very fast.
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