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Lapis O. Aetharia

@lapis-a.bsky.social
54 followers 29 following 608 posts

A dumbass that steals your memes and sees the world with a lack of whimsy. P.S. I see this a lot in posts, so here. Age: 23.

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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Idiocracy. It's comedy... but I've chosen to relabel it as "realistic horror". Because... dear god.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Rants with Lapis: The Game Theory channels were better before MP sold them to a company. You can tell his input for the scripts is completely ignored, if it's there at all. All of the new theories are made with cherry-picked evidence, and most of them are wrong. Continuing in comments.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dnd campaign idea: at the end of the campaign, if you want to continue after everything... have all of your players make perception checks. The ones that succeed, pull them aside and reveal to them.... They were never the good guys.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Curse idea (from someone else): Make someone immortal. But Every day will be SLIGHTLY worse than the last, and when they finally realize what the curse is, they will understand that the next day will still be worse than the day before. And there will be nothing they can do to stop it.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I should probably make this clear before I get a collection of followers that all hate eachother. If you follow me. There is one. ONE. Fucking. Rule. Do not fight/argue in my comment sections. Quote from James T. Kirk: "keep your bigotry in your quarters, there's no room for it on the bridge."
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Round three, bring it on! @profanity.accountant
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Transformers G1 Starscream. If I was Megatron, I would've scrapped his ass for parts the moment I regained consciousness on earth.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The type of character that's seen as a loser, past their prime, but sacrifices themself to save everyone else because they see a better future for those they care about, regardless of what happens to the character themself.
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Man in Helmet Laughs and Says 'Hello Boys'
Alt: Scene from Independance Day with one if the characters yelling "HELLO BOYS! I'M BAAAAAACK!"
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ah yes, the vegan-friendly product of gelatin, made by boiling various animal parts to release the substances needed to make gelatin. Perfect for any vegan looking to remove all forms of animal from their diets.
Wikipedia article on what gelatin is made of
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Subnautica (1, BZ, and 2) Elder Scrolls (the series with skyrim in it) Fallout (I've played the 2-dimensional one, but I'm not counting it) Darksouls
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Star Trek TOS Star Trek TNG Mythbusters
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"HOLY SCHNIKEES!" "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine." "Spank you, Helpy Helperton" "Comin' out of retirement, BEEF SUPREME!" "You must cut down the mightiest tree, WIIIIITH... A HERRING!" "it's seasoning, sir.. for chicken."
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dark Helmet. "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb" "FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!" President Skroob "You gotta help me! I can't make decisions, I'm a president!"
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Night shift security officer aboard Voyager... We still ain't found shit. We'll keep looking though, on the good news: the shit is not on any desert worlds we've passed by. Can't say the same for any desert worlds we'll come across though. We'll scrub the ocean planets after this, we'll find it.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Best I can give you: A frown on my face Hatred in my cold, dead heart And unyielding rage within my eternally damned soul. Why yes, I do work night shift on weekends, how did you know?
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
D/m/y 26/07/2003 The day I was brought forth from the eternal abyss.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"You gotta help me, I can't make decisions, I'M THE PRESIDENT!" "Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I speak with a british accent" "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" "Elementary, my dear Watson" (Basil Rathbone) I love all those movies, even though I'm from '03
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Okay, what the fuck is Pluto classified as? A moon? A planet? I'm going for this: It's a planetoid or micro-planet. Who's dumbass idea was it to say Pluto was a fuckin' moon? Having Pluto be a moon implies THE FUCKING SUN IS A PLANET. IT'S NOT, IT'S A FUCKING STAR.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A discord status: Your life, no matter what it is... goes in the square hole.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Am I the only one who's realized the lego batman movie isn't about batman or legos? It's about a couple having relationship problems. Think about it, the plot boils down to: a crumbling relationship between two lovers, and it's only fixed when the brooding one admits their feelings. Change my mind.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Any drink? That could apply to anything that has a liquid form. I will choose magma. It could be a drink, but it will be the last thing you drink.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I understand that a lot of people suffer from ED, but I am not one of them. Please stop giving me ads for ED treatments. This has been random rants with Lapis.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Quote with the thing, you get the idea. 1: Spaceballs 2: Tron (the first one) 3: Robin Hood: Men In Tights 4: Monty Python And The Holy Grail 5: Tommy Boy I have more, but they're all tv shows
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ten million, AND I get to live in the last movie I watched? If the "but" includes tv shows, then I'm screwed with Star Trek Voyager. If not, let me go watch Spaceballs really quick.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Transformers G1 Transformers Prime Transformers RIB Code MENT (Code Geass abridged, origin of the soup store meme) Monty Python (all animated scenes) Robotech (or Macross) Might add more later
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I've stopped listening to modern music, I listen to real artists only. Like Undead & Unfed, Sound Of Syndrome, and Cobbled Hoppers Yes, I like Polka 2180 from Viscera Cleanup Detail. Video Game OSTs are better than modern music, and I will die on this hill.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Every so often, a thought crosses my mind while on the john (toilet for the americans).. and that thought is: "I kinda want to wipe my arse with my phone from the sheer bullshit I see in the world". I don't do that. But I want to. And I would... but I need my phone to keep my job, so I can't.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This would've been more hilarious if you posted it on apr 1st.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Have a few "Luke, I am your father" "Shut up Spock, we're saving you!" (TOS, not the remake movies) "Sharks with frickin' laserbeams attached to their heads!" "Spank you Helpy Helperton" "They've gone to plaid!" "Need parts.. KILL ZE LITTLE ONE!" "Shall I give you... despair?" "End Of Line"
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I feel like nobody else knows about George Of The Jungle.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sherlock Holmes, Starring Basil Rathbone. (any and all of them)
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I can tell you why they're mad: teens having access to sex ed, contraceptives, and abortion care means there's less potential victims of SA, and more people that can identify those responsible for SA. In short: potential victims are harder to find, and criminals are easier to identify.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Robin Hood (pick your flavour) Spaceballs Not a film, but.. Star Trek TOS (the fascists in this case are the Klingons and the Romulans) Star Trek TNG/DS9 (Cardassians are literal fascists, the klingons thought about it and decided fascism was overrated) Do I need to bring up other wwii era films?
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
HAPPY NEW YEAR! ... alright, celebration over, back to work everyone!
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
What's everyone's favorite Avatar quote? Mine is: "Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I speak with a British Avatar"
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Imma be honest.. With all these "send us money, we have $3k in debt" posts I see mixed with my memes... Do y'all have reasons for not having jobs? Do y'all not have roommates? I know I sound like a dick, but WHY do you not have jobs? Just find one that pays well for the work needed, and get to it.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
@profanity.accountant Round two, I'm expecting some high numbers
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Can we stop using "skeet"? "Skeet" will not happen. "skeet" this or "reskeet" that.. if we're gonna "eet" something, it's gonna be YEET!
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Alright, who removed the ability to swipe up/down when viewing image posts? AND WHO'S THE DUMBASS WHO REMOVED THE PINCH TO ZOOM FEATURE!? better question: why are they not under accessibility? I want to swipe up/down to exit viewing an image. Fuckin' crusty jugglers.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Hook (as Peter Pan) Technically not exclusively his, but Night At The Museum (1&2) is another fave. I think he waw also in the original Jumanji movie (from the '90s I think it was)
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Megatron. The lore behind him is completely screwed, but the gist of what I know is: Megatron was denied the rank of Prime (even though he met all qualifications), purely because he wasn't an upper-class being. He then started a war to overthrow a corrupt government.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The Princess Bride Robin Hood: Men In Tights Spaceballs: The Movie Not a film, but... Star Trek: TNG Cmdr. Riker's character arc with Dianna Troi Capt. Picard's character arc with Dr. Crusher Star Wars (og trilogy and clone wars series) Big Bang Theory I can go into detail if needed
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Where's the downside? There's always a downside, where is it. Is it murder? Do we have to commit murder? Ah damn... Small price to pay, what else is there for the downside of this plan?
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Spooky time I welcome all with open arms as I do with the newest of moons... Unless you're fascists. Then I will welcome you with flying rocks, wooden stakes, and hidden beartraps.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I made one comment about how different people can have the same idea... did I find one of the pettiest people on Bluesky? also, this behavior is typical of people who spread misinformation, and/or who actively hide the truth. the same person is also selling art of copyrighted material... yikes.
a cropped screenshot of a user's page, the individual who took the screenshot has been blocked for an unknown reason. it has also been cropped to hide the identity of the blocker.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
What have we been doing, wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, meeting adjourned forever. Quote by the Chairman of the Putting Things On Top Of Other Things Society, #MontyPythonsFlyingCircus, S2E5
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Robin Hood: Men In Tights Actor behind Robin Hood also played as Wesley in The Princess Bride movie. This is not that character, but it is from the same movie.
How to be good at talking
1. Polite greeting
2. Name
3. Relevant personal link
4. Manage expectations

Image below is Inigo Montoya, from the movie The Princess Bride, saying his final words to the man that killed his father.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Jun: Alrighty... stop making the prices go up. Jul: Oh yay, criminals. Criminals everywhere. NOW MAKE THE PRICES GO BACK DOWN Aug: US is nearing a 2nd civil war and is about to cosplay as nazi germany. Can this year get any worse? Sep, oct, nov, and dec: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
To all my followers, why. Why do you follow me. Also, yoink.
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Lapis O. Aetharia @lapis-a.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Ten times? Probably nothing. Top ten favorite movies? Now that I can do. Spaceballs Zohan Princess Bride Tommy boy Monty python and the holy grail LOTR (counting as 1) The Hobbit (as 1) Harry Potter (as 1) Robin Hood men in tights Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone, as 1)
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