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LanternArson

@lanternarson.bsky.social
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Know-it-all look-alike, bad poker player, even worse video game player. Pretty good at breathing.

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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
oh my god i am going to luck my way to a fantasy football championship hahahahaha
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
SUCK BRICK, KID
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
I take it back, this Vikings-Raiders game is legendary.
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
this vikings vs. raiders game is incredibly sad to watch, but it's very funny from my point of view lmao
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Vance/Vallon bunny dad @istricer.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
So just a little before MFF, I’m gonna go to Fan Expo SF tomorrow and get lots of games signed by their VAs! But the biggest highlights of the day will definitely be meeting Optimus Prime and getting a recording from him ❤️💙
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
I HATE GREEN BAY
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
i am in arizona for the week of thanks giving and i have yet to see the following: - a rattlesnake - extreme heat - kyler murray playing call of duty - a united states senator starting to feel like this place might be full of shit. did see a top golf, though, so there is hope.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 15/11/2023
About to get purved off that yunker once again
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
ate some lunch
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
my fantasy football team is falling apart at the seams, but i beat mario wonder so that's a plus
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
mario wonder's final final badge challenge has me questioning life decisions, specifically the invisible part
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Elton John: "If I was a sculptor - but then again, no." In his head: "If I was a sculptorWAIT FUCK! NO, NOT A SCULPTOR, WHAT THE FUCK? THAT SHIT'S HARD! UHHHHH NEVERMIND THAT I MEANT A...guy who uhhh...makes...potions?"
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Tyson Bagent is about to shock the United States of America.
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Bobby-Yaga @bobbysbacklog.com · 24/10/2023
Christmas has come early, No Astros in the World Series baby!
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
i really think the best part about me being self-employed is some people i know think that i'm broke and struggling when, in fact, it's the opposite and i'm better off now than i was working for a "successful" newspaper company. it's fun hearing "how's work going" in a concerning tone like i'm dying
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Arma @armaggedun.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
😊
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🏳️‍⚧️ Helix @helix.midwestspeedfest.com · 14/10/2023
THE BACKUP CURSE IS BROKEN SMB1 MASTER WILL BE IN AGDQ 2024
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Well, at least the Twins didn't get swept. :/ Rough game.
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
That was painful to watch. Just win tomorrow, don't let the Asterisks celebrate tomorrow, man.
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
going to minneapolis today. anyone need anything from the kwik trip?
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
i swear to god bills if you fuck this game up
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
asking for a friend btw. he's an idiot with a picture of scar from the disny movie "lion king" and makes bad jokes. thanks l.
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
can someone explain to me the trend among bay area tech companies redesigning their logos into dog shit, please? just saw patreon's rorschach test and all i can see is someone's graphic design passion in the shape of a puddle of piss. kinda confused.
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
This is a Minnesota Twins hype post! REPOST if you are hyped for the Minnesota Twins’ playoff run OR if you hate getting mosquito bites!
WIN TWINS Minnie and Paul shaking hands over the river
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Ladies and gentlemen, Our long national nightmare is over. The Minnesota Twins have won a playoff game. Thank fucking god.
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
LET'S FUCKING GO TWINS COME ON BEAT THESE CANADIAN FUCKERS
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FUCK TREVOR @fucktrevor.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Always thought this was a boxing game
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
scary christmas (saying this like merry christmas) because christmas is my favorite holiday and should be the pinnacle of all holidays. the benchmark for holidays is easter. you're either better or worse than easter.
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
i'm now seeing that discord is asking people for more money by offering some avatar borders. as if these fuckers don't have enough of my money.
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
i have become a veteran of two (COUNT THEM, TWO) tours of marvel vs capcom games and the first one was an atrocity to all of human kind. only those who are being held captive and tortured would subject themselves to that kind of pain. second game was pretty good, though.
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
same
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
come on, chiefs. do what miami refused to: go for the record. why not?
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
IT IS NOT EVEN HALF TIME YET
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
me: well, at least the offense isn't turning the ball over the bears:
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
i think the bears should take up another sport since they really cannot play football. perhaps lacrosse would be good for them?
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FUCK TREVOR @fucktrevor.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
i got one more year until im allowed
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
the united states network fox television is broadcasting "america's game of the week" as the chicago bears at the kansas city chiefs. if this is america's game of the week, we are FUCKED as a nation.
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
I see the Bears D hasn't changed much tho lmao
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
Where in the fuck was this Bears offense last week what the fuck?
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
if you could hear three hundred characters in a single tweet, what would it sound like? i think it would sound like a cartoon car slipping on a banana peel while speeding through like a jet, ultimately making a bonk sound crashing into a wall of lard. it ends with a wet splat. that's my two cents.
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
🫡
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
startin to think this just in fields concept is no fuckin good hombre
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
these fucking subscription services are getting out of control disney+ espn+ apple tv+ lgbt+ something HAS GOT to give!!
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
won $1500 last night playing craps and that's probably the most noise that casino has ever heard in its history lmao
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
My nose can go FUCK ITSELF
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
this app needs videos. if google dot com can do it with utub why can't mr dorsey's stratosphere???
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
when i'm the only one seemingly taking on projects for work despite 5-7 others allegedly contracted under the same photographer
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LanternArson @lanternarson.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Windham dead at 36 what the fuck man This shit is not fucking fair.
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