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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bet I'm the Only Person who is actually funnier when they're drunk
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I long for real primal fear. Someone leave me alone in the dark on the open ocean, I'm begging you. Anyway, anyone else on Lexapro?
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Mom's Weird Husband won't eat tofu because "it forcibly feminizes men with estrogen" So now I will no longer be ignoring him, but openly ridiculing him 😇
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
!!!!
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm in a queue waiting for them to cook my Gatorade or something
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish I was dead so I didn't have to see this
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I have to put another paper straw in my mouth, my brain will forcibly exit the premises through any available orifices
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm beginning to suspect there's something wrong with me
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I was born in the wrong era and body, I should have been a scheming eunuch in a Tang dynasty court
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just had to use the cops for their intended purposes, I think I'm gonna be sick
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That moment when the wine starts to taste like a maternal instinct towards Rizzo the rat
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I can't kill myself, my mom will get to say she was right about me, and I can't allow that
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My Top Christian Films as an ex Christian: Nacho Libre Larry Boy Knives Out III
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
6 of pack corona, 4 cans of expanding foam, 15 pounds of chicken wire, I'm a goddamn artist
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Every time I feel bad about my body, I just think about the Hot Butch who flirted awkwardly with me, and I am assured that I am attractive to the people who really count 💖
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Depression and anxiety are not only making me miserable, they also make my pain feel cringe
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Feeling ashamed and humiliated because I make a really stupid mistake
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm a normal person to be friends with
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I hope the government of my country doesn't make it impossible to stay here, I finally have a job I love that makes people happy
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I thought there was a handsome butch at work, but it's just a mid man 😅
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oh no, the new boba place has a Stone Butch working there, what will I doooo ✨✨✨💖💖
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
*Me, drunk, weeping* "I should have been a spider, I'm in the wrong body 😭😭😭"
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My autistic ass in the train section at work, DELIGHTED to tell you about the Guu who blew up his train with his thicc ass
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The least realistic thing about The Backrooms is a therapist coming to look for you after you miss a few appointments
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
For the life of me, I have no idea what I was crashing out about, so I guess it really wasn't justified
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Can't wait to waste my meager paycheck on going to the movies, I truly lead a charmed life
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Theatre empty, gothed up, tiddies banging, blowing clouds, life is good sometimes
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Literally me, if you even care
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
We were such innocent perverts and sinners then
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Tolerance breaks make me long for the days when a 100mg chocolate bar took me out for two whole days, unable to even put on pants
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It's probably not appropriate or justified to freak out right now, yet here we are
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The baby I held and cared for is now ready to take on the world, and I couldn't be more proud of the kind, strong, and brilliant person she has become.
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My family will never accept me fully, and I need to stop waiting and pushing and trying to find healing in the exact place I was hurt
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
✨So there's this emptiness inside me that refuses to be filled✨
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Ate some ice cream and felt chilly so I put a blanket on the dog so she wouldn't be cold too
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Thrifting concert tour shirts to wear feels like stolen valor
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Update: took my meds and ate 5 cookies, all better
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Forgot to take one little pill now I'm here wondering if it's too late to kill myself
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Guys, I love my new job so much, I'm finally happy somewhere
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Turtle chips. Any flavor. Bliss.
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Masked too hard and spent my entire afternoon feeling like I was gonna puke now I'm exhausted
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Got my hopes way up! Now we wait for the onset of the bone deadening onset of reality
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Look I'm reasonably fit, a bicycle commute is nbd, but good Lord am I saddle sore
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It's important to eat balanced meals
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Peter Sellers muppets appearance "There is no me, I do not exist. There used to be a me... but I had it surgically removed."
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
There are evidently too many martinis now.
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Baby Lani would be so proud of me for getting a job at a toy store. Do you know how many stickers I can buy with my employee discount? Incredible.
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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The only things that makes me happy are my own muscles, yes I'm vain, I grew them myself
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