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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Bet I'm the Only Person who is actually funnier when they're drunk

lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I long for real primal fear. Someone leave me alone in the dark on the open ocean, I'm begging you. Anyway, anyone else on Lexapro?

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My Mom's Weird Husband won't eat tofu because "it forcibly feminizes men with estrogen" So now I will no longer be ignoring him, but openly ridiculing him 😇

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm in a queue waiting for them to cook my Gatorade or something

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wish I was dead so I didn't have to see this

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If I have to put another paper straw in my mouth, my brain will forcibly exit the premises through any available orifices

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I'm beginning to suspect there's something wrong with me

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I was born in the wrong era and body, I should have been a scheming eunuch in a Tang dynasty court

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Just had to use the cops for their intended purposes, I think I'm gonna be sick

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

That moment when the wine starts to taste like a maternal instinct towards Rizzo the rat

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I can't kill myself, my mom will get to say she was right about me, and I can't allow that

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My Top Christian Films as an ex Christian: Nacho Libre Larry Boy Knives Out III

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

6 of pack corona, 4 cans of expanding foam, 15 pounds of chicken wire, I'm a goddamn artist

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Every time I feel bad about my body, I just think about the Hot Butch who flirted awkwardly with me, and I am assured that I am attractive to the people who really count 💖

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Depression and anxiety are not only making me miserable, they also make my pain feel cringe

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Feeling ashamed and humiliated because I make a really stupid mistake

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I'm a normal person to be friends with

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I hope the government of my country doesn't make it impossible to stay here, I finally have a job I love that makes people happy

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I thought there was a handsome butch at work, but it's just a mid man 😅

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Oh no, the new boba place has a Stone Butch working there, what will I doooo ✨✨✨💖💖

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

*Me, drunk, weeping* "I should have been a spider, I'm in the wrong body 😭😭😭"

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My autistic ass in the train section at work, DELIGHTED to tell you about the Guu who blew up his train with his thicc ass

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

The least realistic thing about The Backrooms is a therapist coming to look for you after you miss a few appointments

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Can't wait to waste my meager paycheck on going to the movies, I truly lead a charmed life

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Theatre empty, gothed up, tiddies banging, blowing clouds, life is good sometimes

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Tolerance breaks make me long for the days when a 100mg chocolate bar took me out for two whole days, unable to even put on pants

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

It's probably not appropriate or justified to freak out right now, yet here we are

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

The baby I held and cared for is now ready to take on the world, and I couldn't be more proud of the kind, strong, and brilliant person she has become.

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

My family will never accept me fully, and I need to stop waiting and pushing and trying to find healing in the exact place I was hurt

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

✨So there's this emptiness inside me that refuses to be filled✨

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Ate some ice cream and felt chilly so I put a blanket on the dog so she wouldn't be cold too

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Thrifting concert tour shirts to wear feels like stolen valor

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Forgot to take one little pill now I'm here wondering if it's too late to kill myself

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Guys, I love my new job so much, I'm finally happy somewhere

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Turtle chips. Any flavor. Bliss.

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Masked too hard and spent my entire afternoon feeling like I was gonna puke now I'm exhausted

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Got my hopes way up! Now we wait for the onset of the bone deadening onset of reality

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Look I'm reasonably fit, a bicycle commute is nbd, but good Lord am I saddle sore

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

It's important to eat balanced meals

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Peter Sellers muppets appearance "There is no me, I do not exist. There used to be a me... but I had it surgically removed."

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

There are evidently too many martinis now.

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Baby Lani would be so proud of me for getting a job at a toy store. Do you know how many stickers I can buy with my employee discount? Incredible.

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

The only things that makes me happy are my own muscles, yes I'm vain, I grew them myself

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

If you have boobs, no one should ever ask you to do burpees, fuck that

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lanibug.bsky.social @lanibug.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

If gender is a performance, I'm out here doing prop comedy

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