Sign in

Langdon Grant

@langdongrant.bsky.social
861 followers 288 following 11K posts

Husband. Dad. Law-talking-guy. Occasional writer.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Langdon Grant
Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
2505251546207
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have a joke about Schubert's Eighth Symphony but
140
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Habanerosmith
010
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jeez, Shelton and Alcaraz are just throwing haymakers at each other. This is some heavyweight tennis. Shelton looks a bit fresher, though. Clearly I'm staying up for this so I'm already preparing to be completely non-functional at work tomorrow.
130
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Right, it was Dems who let Trump off the hook in the impeachments. Oh wait, that was the GOP who did that. Twice. But it was Dems who gave Trump de facto legal immunity from prosecution. Oh wait, that was the Supreme Court's right-wing majority who did that. This is unserious nonsense. ⬇️
051
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
😲 This is a sports app now, so let's all take a moment to admire this. We've all seen walk-off home runs, but how about a walk-off home-run *robbery*? In the deepest part of one of the deepest outfields in MLB, no less. www.mlb.com/news/colton-...
mlb.com
Cowser Wowser! CF's game-ending HR robbery gets O's to .500 for 1st time since April
DENVER -- Inside the visitors’ clubhouse at Coors Field, the play was called “incredible,” “gutsy” and “special.” It left some Orioles players speechless. Every person in the room had wide smiles on t...
0110
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Soldier returns from war and reluctantly takes over the family business. Reporters chase a scoop that turns out to be just some guys who were not very bright. A cop, a scientist, and a crotchety Navy vet go fishing. College professor looks for an old box and cup. Widower steals a boat.
000
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A soldier returns home from war and reluctantly takes over the family business.
000
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Keep the receipts on these guys and never, ever trust them again.
161
Reposted by Langdon Grant
Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Scottish soccer fans in town for the World Cup made a side-trip to Fenway on Sunday and brought actual magic with them. It was such a delight and honor to get to accompany their singing.
411696419
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So we're lifting sanctions, lifting the blockade, unfreezing Iranian assets, AND backstopping $300 billion in reconstruction funds for Iran, all to get them to reopen a waterway that was open and free to the world 15 weeks ago. Art of the deal. 🙄 www.cnbc.com/2026/06/12/i...
cnbc.com
Proposed Iran-U.S. deal would reopen Hormuz strait and lift oil sanctions, Iran state media says
U.S. President Donald Trump said Thursday that the Strait of Hormuz would be reopened as soon as a deal is signed.
0101
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
👀 Only if by "200 miles apart" you mean "400 miles apart."
010
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
These aren't necessarily indicators of an impending economic collapse. But they're certainly indicators of real strain in the system, and help explain why consumer sentiment is now even lower than it was during COVID or the Great Recession of 2008-09.
020
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I regret to inform you, chat, that the allegedly low-T secretly gay soyboy James Talarico *does*, in fact, have a girlfriend, and she's a legit *smokeshow*. nypost.com/2026/05/29/u... bsky.app/profile/did:...
070
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Wembanyama holy shit. 🤯
010
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Every poll that's currently included in RCP's rolling average for Trump's approval rating has him underwater by double digits. Every single one. Even the ones like Rasmussen, Daily Mail, RMG, and HarrisX that normally have a substantial pro-Trump house effect compared to the rest.
031
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A big tell that the GOP and its media allies know that the Trump/Blanche slush fund is absolutely toxic -- I've seen NO coverage of it anywhere on Fox. I've been checking Fox's website periodically since yesterday, and I've seen no coverage of it anywhere. /1
110
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
👀 LOL, Hegseth was literally on Capitol Hill earlier *today* testifying that Iran's military and weapons capabilities had been destroyed. (Shocker, he lied.) www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/u...
nytimes.com
U.S. Intelligence Shows Iran Retains Substantial Missile Capabilities
021
Reposted by Langdon Grant
Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“.. CPI food at home (essentially grocery prices) jumped by 0.68% m/m in April ... largest increase since August 2022 ..” - Schwab
23628215
Reposted by Langdon Grant
Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I hope all the people who voted against Genocide Joe are feeling good this morning
1382756474
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This is just straight-up bad faith by @nytimes.com. And before you "What's new?" or "You just now noticed?" me, yes, I'm aware this isn't the first time. But the Times has also done a lot of good reporting during Trump 2.0, so we know they're capable of it. Here they just chose not to.
070
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
LOL. 🤣🤣🤣 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wQh...
youtube.com
Mom Confession - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
0101
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
‼️ Holy cow. ‼️ Read this order from a federal judge in Texas. Drop whatever you're doing and read it now. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
1103
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
‼️ WOW. The arrest of Don Lemon is barely two hours old and it's already becoming a MAJOR scandal. If you've got two entire offices of career prosecutors refusing to pursue charges, you know it's a *complete* sham. In any sane world, Pam Bondi would be out as Attorney General by COB today.
163
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Interesting data point. Hanover County, VA is a reliably GOP county north of Richmond. Trump won 62-63% of the vote there all three times he's run for president. And even *they* don't want DHS in their backyard. www.virginiascope.com/hanover-want...
virginiascope.com
Hanover wants the Department of Homeland Security to choose a different location for processing facility
The Hanover County Board of Supervisors announced its opposition to the purchase of a warehouse in the county to be used as a Department of Homeland Security processing facility.
0134
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This is how CBS is sanewashing that 104 minutes of lunacy we all just witnessed.
171
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I didn't have drunk burglar raccoons on my 2025 Bingo card, but here we are. "After sleeping for a few hours and showing no signs of injury, officials said the raccoon was released back into the wild." www.wric.com/news/weird-n...
1153
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The politically incorrect Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp have endorsed Cuomo.
media.tenor.com
two cartoon cats are sitting in a box with their heads sticking out
ALT: two cartoon cats are sitting in a box with their heads sticking out
040
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Wow, Hegseth was met with COMPLETE SILENCE when he finished his speech and left the stage. Not so much as even a single polite golf clap out of sympathy. Total loser energy.
1120
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is laying on the ground in a park with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laying on the ground in a park with his arms outstretched .
030
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
The GOP is just a bunch of completely unserious people.
030
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Drudge right now:
020
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
If you paid attention to what Nichols is actually saying, you'd know he's saying it's not the 19-year-old barista that's the problem, but actual Democratic candidates and officeholders saying these things that's the problem. In a nationalized media environment like we have now, that means... /1
130
Reposted by Langdon Grant
Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
They decided any physical fitness standards would be too woke.
99566601610
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge.
0163
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Jesus Christ, @nytimes.com, this is pathetic. And it's not going to get better for you. Nothing will change the fact that you failed basic standards of journalism by laundering a tabloid hit piece based on stolen data from a white supremacist and eugenicist. Time to own up and apologize.
191
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
What an absolute humiliation for the @nytimes.com. And it's *completely* self-inflicted.
062
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
A tale of two Independence Day messages. Maybe you disagree with Zohran Mamdani's politics, that's fine. But he is and always will be a better patriot, a better American, and a better man than Donald Trump can ever hope to be. /1
250
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
More on this story. Jesus, this isn't just an embarrassing black eye for the @nytimes.com -- it's horrific journalistic malpractice. Puts the Times on the same level as Fox, NY Post, Breitbart, etc. Basically a trash tabloid.
021
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
What an incredible self-own by and black eye for the @nytimes.com.
000
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Today's GOP: Cruel, nasty, vicious, and hideous. Don't look away. This is who they are. Never underestimate how much they truly hate America and most of its people. They don't view Americans as citizens to be served. They view us as subjects to be ruled, and abused for their twisted pleasure.
051
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The truth is, they're miserable people and they think the way to make themselves not miserable is to punish the country and make everyone else as miserable as they are. That's really all this is.
1122
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Trump is racking up an impressive streak of losses. And they're coming from judges all over the political and ideological spectrum, from Biden and Obama appointees to George W. Bush and Reagan appointees, and even Carl Nichols, a Trump appointee.
052
Reposted by Langdon Grant
Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Elon about to come in at halftime and replace Andy Reid with Bigballs
1028232
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Oh FFS, shut this whole team of scuttling miscreants down now.
020
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Hmm. I'm sensing a pattern here.
012
Reposted by Langdon Grant
Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
In all seriousness I don’t know if the other Dogers tweeted a lot about eugenics but just a passing review makes clear they all identify as very feral edgelords so I suspect they’re all just a day of wayback machine research from getting bounced.
692141337
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
🚨🚨🚨 THE BEST PEOPLE! This is Marko Elez, one of Elon's guys that was given access to the Treasury payment system. I'm beginning to think they weren't vetted as well as Trump, Elon, and Scott Bessent assured us. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
000
Langdon Grant @langdongrant.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Man, this piece aged like milk in the July sun. Nobody has been *weaker* in the face of the Trump/Musk onslaught than John Thune. newrepublic.com/post/189266/...
newrepublic.com
Senior GOP Senator Secretly Refusing to Bend the Knee to Trump
Incoming Majority Leader John Thune has a plan to defy Donald Trump.
120
Reposted by Langdon Grant
Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 04/02/2025
Surprised at the WSJ. Expected them to spin this for Trump, not make him look weak.
Headline from the Wall Street Journal editorial board "trump blinks on North American tariffs" 
the subhead is "the president pauses after minor concessions from Canada and Mexico"
802020330