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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Arch Manning discovering his tight end like a 12-year-old discovering his penis

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Is it just me, or is the stupid especially powerful today?

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

So in a few days it will be the 25th anniversary of the night two women, one of them my then-wife, bodied me out of our local bar and grill as I screamed "Homeland? HOMELAND???" at W on the teevee. You, of course, should remember and commemorate whatever you fucking please.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I do understand that it's vitally important to hate on Michigan this morning, but let's not understate the vitality of hating on Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin, Iowa, and the western Interlopers (as opposed to we, the pathetic eastern Interlopers). And on the Big Can't Count as an institution.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I can like both, a lot, and yes, I'm looking at you funny JLaw you Mets creeper go Phils you want some of this it's GO TIME no, put down that sword nevermind @thesamedevice.bsky.social

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

One of my favorite days of the year is when @blckdgrd.bsky.social once again becomes a year older than me for another 10.5 months. Happy Birthday!

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

(h/t to @edroso.bsky.social for his repost of this, not sure where it came from)

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Pepco providing totally soviet-ass service in my neighborhood this afternoon. Four power blips in the last hour, each just enough to crash Bam's teevee and knock out every electric clock in the house.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Good morning, Tesla owner. You did not, in fact, buy your Tesla before Musk went crazy, because THERE WAS NO "BEFORE."

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

John Strong and Stu Holden SO in the fucking tank for Argentina (and Messi)

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The only way this could be filthier would be if the Argentines were playing the Dutch.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I think we should henceforth substitute Argentines for Italians in our whining diving dookie soccer player jokes.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

What a fucking nightmare of a mostly faked halftime show.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The dream of a "Hastings est Francaise" sign is still alive.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

While it's true that the French are playing like complete ass, Fox's English announcers don't really have to be such total dicks about it.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Looking forward to Argentina vs. Switzerland: Who Holds More Nazi Gold?

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Wild series of saves by Nyland there

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

That was an awesome poacher's goal.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This'll be 11 minutes of stoppage

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Oh, how the FUCK do you sky that?

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I'm not saying that the English have clean hands here, but damn, the Norwegians, especially Haaland, are some dirty mofos.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Happy anniversary (I've given up on the math, guessing like 38) to old homie @blckdgrd.bsky.social.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

So I was out during the Egypt game, and only following a bit here and on the ESPN site. I just watched the entire foul/VAR sequence, and this is EXACTLY what VAR is for. The ref initially blew a call that led directly and immediately to a goal. I mean, the foul caused the turnover, period.

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

First save of the game for Courtois at 81'. So that's your second SOG. I think we've identified the problem here.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Lukaku looking pretty speedy for a guy the size of Vince Wilfork.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

That was a heinously stupid move by Freese.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Seriously, who the fuck dresses Pochettino for games?

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

DAMN I hate it when Stuart Holden is right.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I have to admit that as much as I find a number of current USMNT players pretty loathsome, that Tillman guy has a pretty damn good touch.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

That's a shame for Mexico, but what a game. And fuck the English broadcasters.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

What a beautifully wild game this has turned into.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The overwhelming Britishness of the broadcasting here is only increasing my Mexico love.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I had forgotten that the Hand of God happened in the Azteca.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I have to admit that seeing Chicharito and Crouchigol on the same studio commentary team (and enjoying it) was not a life experience I expected.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Remarkable how much Landycakes detests the Brazilians.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Pochettino has the opportunity to do the funniest thing here, which would also be the right thing.

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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate

Charge of the 20th Maine at Little Round Top

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Gonna be like 9 minutes of stoppage here

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

OHHHHHH! That was a beautiful kick

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

That is an absolute bullshit red card, especially given that it's the first card this motherfucker has shown to either team, both of which have been filthy.

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Oh, FUCK Harry Kane now and forevermore

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

France: Allo, Swedish team persons, 'ow shall we,'ow you say, eumiliate you on zis possession of the ball? Sweden:

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Landru @landruajm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The second save in that sequence was one of the most amazing saves I've ever seen.

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