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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So long, you magnificent Bastard.
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 28/09/2026
Benjamin Satterley, the hard-hitting and high-flying professional wrestler known to fans worldwide simply as Pac, has died, All Elite Wrestling announced Sunday night. He was 40.
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Benjamin Satterley, globetrotting wrestler known as Pac, dies at 40
Satterley, who earned the nickname the “Man That Gravity Forgot,” had wrestled on pay-per-view Saturday night.
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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Wai Ting @wai0937.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thoughts go out to the entire wrestling world. Especially those who shared a locker room with PAC. I can’t process this one.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 19/09/2026
Tough day for the Razorbacks fan 😅
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
The taxpayer-funded White House incitement account is now attacking me for [checks notes] being in my 40s
President Trump does, in fact, travel with staff.

Aaron, on the other hand, is a sick, deluded freak (in his 40s) who sits behind a keyboard and posts creepy things like this.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 08/09/2026
Guess the ACC isn’t a Power Conference! ⚡️😂
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Excalibur @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Andy Williams. The fucking best.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026
how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me
pic of printed out paper Mapquest directions mounted to rearview mirror
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ABC15 Arizona @abc15.com · 02/09/2026
Phoenix drivers are paying $4.69 a gallon this Labor Day weekend, according to GasBuddy — the highest price ever recorded for a September 1.
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Phoenix gas prices hit an all-time record for Labor Day weekend this year
Phoenix drivers are paying $4.69 a gallon this Labor Day weekend, according to GasBuddy — the highest price ever recorded for a September 1.
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ABC15 Arizona @abc15.com · 02/09/2026
A newly revealed memo sent to state attorneys general outlines a legal theory for designating National Guard troops as immigration officers, drawing sharp criticism from legal experts.
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DHS memo shows Trump administration explored using National Guard in immigration enforcement
A newly revealed DHS memo shows the Trump administration explored using National Guard troops as immigration officers. Legal experts say the theory has never been tested in court. What do you think?
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𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑨-𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏 👑 💎 @amtxxiii23.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
DARBY?! Nah, you got it bro. Cause I’d never do that in my damn life. #AEWAllIn
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites theonion.com/hhs-replaces-childhood…
HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 14/08/2026
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner notified the FBI of Jeffrey Epstein and reported that a Playmate was sexually abused and trafficked by the late financier, according to new court documents reported this week.
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Hugh Hefner tried to warn the FBI about Epstein — new docs show they ignored him
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner notified the FBI of Jeffrey Epstein and reported that a Playmate was sexually abused and trafficked by the late financier, according to new court documents reported this week.The FBI reportedly ignored several of Hefner's tips about Epstein for 15 years, according to News...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/08/2026
so Mark Walter, who was at the White House recently, is under investigation by the Trump administration and just so happened to abruptly sell one of America’s premier sports franchises to the brother of Trump’s son in law 🤔
The Los Angeles Lakers are being sold to American businessman Josh Kushner and Bob Iger for a record breaking price over $12 billion, multiple sources told ESPN.

Kushner and Iger were involved in the expansion process in Las Vegas, but a stunning turn, they pivoted to make an aggressive offer to buy the Lakers from Mark Walter, who had purchased a controlling interest in the team from the Buss family last year.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026
Newly Free Man Struggles To Readjust To Life Outside Having Penis Stuck In Hot Tub Jet theonion.com/newly-free-man-struggl…
Newly Free Man Struggles To Readjust To Life Outside Having Penis Stuck In Hot Tub Jet

Local Still Haunted By Time Inside Maximum-Flow Nozzle
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This seems significant 👀 The disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to U.S. President Donald Trump's family business. Capital One closed Plaintiffs’ accounts for anti-money laundering (“AML”) reasons. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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Capital One says it closed Trump Organization's accounts after anti-money laundering probe
The disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to Trump's family business.
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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Officially official: Deebo is back
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/08/2026
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reunion: Free agent WR Deebo Samuel is signing back with the 49ers, sources say. The former Commanders and SF pass-catcher returns where it all began. 1-year, up to $7M in a deal done by Tory Dandy of Athletes First.
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Matt Maiocco @mattmaiocco.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well, how about that?! Deebo Samuel is set to return to the 49ers after Ricky Pearsall is sidelined with a knee injury. Ian Rapoport on it first.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thankfully you can still watch this groundbreaking information about Multiple Horse Theory on Bluesky. If you know of anybody at TikTok, let me know.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Nobody show this to Darby Allin lol
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 24/07/2026
Said goodbye to Penny today after 12 years with our family. Before we had Zach and Nora, we had Penny. Penny was a mom who was abandoned with her puppies at around three years old. Penny was smart, tough, protected the house, and let the kids kiss, bonk, grab, and snuggle her.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 20/07/2026
John Leguizamo thought he'd be "hated for the rest of cinema history" after this scene in "The Odyssey." #JohnLeguizamo #Zendaya #TheOdyssey
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026
Fan Clearly Drowning In Diamondbacks Pool
Fan Clearly Drowning In Diamondbacks Pool
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2026
Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ theonion.com/matt-damon-defends-dun…
Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’
Actor Portrays Hero’s Return To Ithaca With Box Of Dozen Assorted Donuts
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Arizona Daily Star @tucson.com · 15/07/2026
The Tucson Sugar Skulls — on SpongeBob SquarePants Night — look to take down the Northern Arizona Wranglers for the final home game of the regular season.
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Tucson Sugar Skulls look to rally in final home game of the season, shake 2-game skid
The Tucson Sugar Skulls — on SpongeBob SquarePants Night — look to take down the Northern Arizona Wranglers for the final home game of the regular season.
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All Elite Wrestling bot @aewbot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
AEW Full Gear is coming to Phoenix, AZ! As announced by @azcentral, one of AEW's biggest PPVs of the year, #AEWFullGear, is heading to the Mortgage Matchup Center on Saturday, November 14!
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WrestleTalk @wrestletalk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
CONFIRMED - AEW Full Gear will take place at the Mortgage Matchup Center in Phoenix, Arizona on November 14!
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Gallifrey Stands @drgallifreystands.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This has got to ramp up the pressure on McConnell’s people to prove he is alive and/or provide some estimate on when he might be able to work. And now the GOP is two votes down in the Senate, until the interim appointment for Graham’s seat can be made. 51-47.
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Evergreen Intel @vcdgf555.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Senator Lindsey Graham is dead.
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Conor McGregor returning to the octagon
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026
GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag theonion.com/gop-allies-claim-they-…
GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag
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Betty💪 @bettyhumpter25.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/07/2026
The US can still win the World Cup if Donald Trump has the courage
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Arizona Daily Star @tucson.com · 06/07/2026
Arizona quarterback Noah Fifita was named to the All-Big 12 preseason team.
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Arizona quarterback Noah Fifita named preseason All-Big 12 selection
Arizona quarterback Noah Fifita was named to the All-Big 12 preseason team.
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Excalibur @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Birthright citizenship 🇺🇸
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@Boom-WhatsGoingOn.bsky.social @boom-whatsgoingon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We’ve all seen this. It’s unacceptable that we don’t have laws in place to control stock trading by presidents, same with insider trading by House & Senate members, the Foxes cannot be allowed to regulate the Hen house, it’s corruption gone mad!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026
Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish theonion.com/nation-turns-250-despi…
Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Data is sitting motion less like he's glitching and malfunctioning or maybe just tripping balls. Picard is holding his arm and has an arm behind his back to stabilize him and he's making a face like you'd make if you were a pirate and yelling YARRRRRRR, MAYEY!!
Closed caption reads, "How do I destroy everything?"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/07/2026
America: Birth Of A Nation | Official Trailer The Onion's look back on 250 years of American exceptionalism premieres July 3, just as our Founding Fathers predicted.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 28/06/2026
28 years ago today, June 28, 1998, the Undertaker threw Mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
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ABC15 Arizona @abc15.com · 24/06/2026
Former Arizona forward Koa Peat is headed to the Valley after being selected by the Phoenix Suns in the 2026 NBA Draft on Tuesday Night.
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IGN Finds @igndeals.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
On June 23, 1996, Stone Cold Steve Austin defeated Jake "The Snake" Roberts in the King of the Ring match and made wrestling history when he told Jake the Snake after the win "Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16… Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"
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Kemu808 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @kemu808.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#maddow
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radicalmeabh.bsky.social @radicalmeabh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Axel Schmidt @physics-axel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’m telling my kids this was UFC Freedom 250.
A still from the film Idiocracy showing President Camacho, played by Terry Crews, dressed in wresting attire
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Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The National Weather Service has declared a severe thunderstorm watch for DC until 11pm tonight.
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