LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 06/08/2026One day, I'll figure out how to be true voice actor 010
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 07/06/2026My very slow feminine transition is coming along smoothly 000
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 17/05/2026When a 5 minute car repair job takes you 20 minutes and you couldn't even finish the job 000
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 13/03/2026When you just paint your nails and suddenly get an itch in your ear 001
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I let my upper body strength get so bad all I can do is just cry 000
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 10/12/2025If I owned a company and one of my shareholders shows a 100 slide presentation on why I suck I would quit on the spot 010
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 28/10/2025> Spending hours on voice work > Gets real hungry > Gets a massive need for oatmeal > Knows if I have it, I'll get massive mouth clicks > Suffers 020
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 06/10/2025*Gets a call at 8:25 PM* Me: Bro, who are you? Go to jail. 020
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 28/06/2025My girlfriend: *Angrily explaining how the ending of season 3 of Squid of bullshit* Me, who has no idea what she's talking about: 020
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 25/05/2025You better not be talking bad about yourself or I will find you 000
