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LancePants

@lancepants.bsky.social
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Voice Actor|Poet|Singer| USAF Veteran (ANG) 🇺🇸🇯🇲 Email: lancemcdonvo@gmail.com

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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is how I know the media is so fucking Right Wing/Russian coded. Ukraine has been striking Russian oil facilities for over a year, trying their best to avoid civilians And the one moment, people die..IN A WAR...EVERY SINGLE MEDIA OUTLET is on Ukraine's ass. Like actually fuck off
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hot take: Capitalism has destroyed the value of money
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
One day, I'll figure out how to be true voice actor
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bluesky might be the place where I become truly unhinged
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reposting because of the sony news
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My very slow feminine transition is coming along smoothly
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
When a 5 minute car repair job takes you 20 minutes and you couldn't even finish the job
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Audrey @parickards.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Having unresolved anger issues is the worst cause I will go through random bouts of repressed rage for no reason and then have a splitting migraine for the rest of the day Tis sucks
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Trump used a Pearl Harbor "joke" in front of the Japanese prime minister to justify his war with Iran...
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a cartoon character is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` dies from cringe ''
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
When you just paint your nails and suddenly get an itch in your ear
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Trump strikes me as someone who ragebaits everyone but can't take it
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IS SO FREAKING USELESS
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It takes awhile to realize you have no idea what you're doing I'm just now realizing that
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I can feel my athletic body coming back fuck, getting back into it sucks donkey dick
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Ah, depression is back. You know what that means! Repressed rage for no reason!
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"If 2 asexuals have a baby, they'll have a gay son. I don't make the rules" ~ My girlfriend's late night thought
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I'm debating if I should even do my taxes since the federal government wants to be a bunch of bitches
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Do not fall for corpos trying to earn brownie points right now. These people would render you down to a souplike homogenate for a dollar. They are freaks who are staring down the barrel of a dying biosphere in an economic system that's starting break in ways even the normies are starting to notice.
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
wedding stew 🍲
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lieumare @lieumare.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
boss lady Zeus
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If ICE ever starts their shit in PA, I'm going to beat their ass. Yes, this is a threat
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ashlipow @ashlipow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Something wicked this way comes… #projectoneira
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She Was Such A Good Horse 🐎 - Into The Unwell devs @suchagoodhorse.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Early Into The Unwell footage. Duct tape, vibes, and hope. Thoughts? #indiegame #gamedev #indiegamedev
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🍦Sweet Lo’s Ice Cream🍦 @sweetlosicecream.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
🗣️🗣️🗣️ SUPPORT SMALL BLACK-OWNED BUSINESSES TODAY, TOMORROW AND EVERYDAY IN THE FUTURE. Your support makes an immense difference!!
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Ryan "Eraserhead Baby Callout Post" Hoyle @hoyleryan.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Anyone have any leads for online coaches, for singing lessons, send the Pual's way!
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Happy MLK Day Always remember the dream. 🖤 #mlk #martinlutherkingjr #erma
Erma’s class at a history museum looking at a giant photo of Martin Luther King Jr.
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lieumare @lieumare.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
office lady Hades
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
When a realization hits you so hard you just:
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a cartoon character with big eyes and glasses is wearing a blue shirt and blue shorts .
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This whole time, that meme was actually from Jak & Daxter
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Much like climate change, it seems the dems strategy for the rise of American fascism is "don't talk about it and if we're really pressed suggest some nothing bill that doesn't actually acknowledge the core issue so we can say we're doing something"
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Seeing the "Alpha Bros" or "The Manosphere" destroy itself is very cathartic because I was almost caught up in that years ago and I'm very ashamed I almost bought into that hogwash
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I want a deodorant or body wash smell that just says, "Nanomachines" So when someone says, "Oh wow, you smell really good! What scent is that?" I'll just yell, "NANOMACHINES, SON"
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Isometric exercises suuuuuck! My legs be wobbling
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Mood
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
When your boss stresses you out every time they text you about something, it's time for a new job
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BRINE @brinegame.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (WHAT?) KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (COME ON!) Now I know y'all be lovin' these physics right here. #gamedev #indiedev #retrofps #memes #limpbizkit #numetal #showcase #cornwall #uk
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Vo @vomemes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE RUM'S GONE!!!!
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Remember human artists: no matter how down you are on yourself with your art, YOU made it. YOU created something yourself with your own hands. And while there might be ways to go in your personal art journey, YOU are taking the steps yourselves. No prompt needed.
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Boobs. That is all.
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This country is a fucking joke. A desperate woman came up to me at the grocery store asking for 15 dollars for cancer medication because her insurance didn't cover all of it. I was not going to leave her like that so of course I helped but I'm so fucking mad it's come to this.
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🌟FEATHERS🌟 COMMS OPEN!!!!! @griffinqueen15.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I feel like Wayne would get a little bit of joy when he sings shanties with others after being so used to singing them to himself :) #captainwayne #captainwaynevacationdesperation #cwvd
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I wanna play Donkey Kong 64 now
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
When you're perpetually angry but trying to keep it together:
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
When your boss is DUMBY STUPID but you can't say anything cause you need this job
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dead domain 🐐🏳️‍⚧️ @domaindead.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Do not look away. It can happen to anyone and it’s going to keep happening if something doesn’t change NOW. youtu.be/CG-xNT4h44I
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What ICE Did In Minneapolis Can Happen To Anyone - Even You.
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LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Why do I gotta talk to a damn robot when I just want to pay my bill?? GIVE ME A HUMAN DAMMIT
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