LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is how I know the media is so fucking Right Wing/Russian coded. Ukraine has been striking Russian oil facilities for over a year, trying their best to avoid civilians And the one moment, people die..IN A WAR...EVERY SINGLE MEDIA OUTLET is on Ukraine's ass. Like actually fuck off 100
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Hot take: Capitalism has destroyed the value of money 110
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 06/08/2026One day, I'll figure out how to be true voice actor 010
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Bluesky might be the place where I become truly unhinged 000
Reposted by LancePantsKinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Reposting because of the sony news 63217928840
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 07/06/2026My very slow feminine transition is coming along smoothly 000
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 17/05/2026When a 5 minute car repair job takes you 20 minutes and you couldn't even finish the job 000
Reposted by LancePantsAudrey @parickards.bsky.social · 19/04/2026This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆 855160093457
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Having unresolved anger issues is the worst cause I will go through random bouts of repressed rage for no reason and then have a splitting migraine for the rest of the day Tis sucks 000
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Trump used a Pearl Harbor "joke" in front of the Japanese prime minister to justify his war with Iran...media.tenor.coma cartoon character is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` dies from cringe ''ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` dies from cringe '' 000
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 13/03/2026When you just paint your nails and suddenly get an itch in your ear 001
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Trump strikes me as someone who ragebaits everyone but can't take it 240
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 06/03/2026It takes awhile to realize you have no idea what you're doing I'm just now realizing that 010
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I can feel my athletic body coming back fuck, getting back into it sucks donkey dick 010
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Ah, depression is back. You know what that means! Repressed rage for no reason!media.tenor.coma black and white drawing of a cat with blood coming out of itALT: a black and white drawing of a cat with blood coming out of it 000
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 06/02/2026"If 2 asexuals have a baby, they'll have a gay son. I don't make the rules" ~ My girlfriend's late night thought 320
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I'm debating if I should even do my taxes since the federal government wants to be a bunch of bitches 010
Reposted by LancePantsZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Do not fall for corpos trying to earn brownie points right now. These people would render you down to a souplike homogenate for a dollar. They are freaks who are staring down the barrel of a dying biosphere in an economic system that's starting break in ways even the normies are starting to notice. 225483
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 25/01/2026If ICE ever starts their shit in PA, I'm going to beat their ass. Yes, this is a threat 001
Reposted by LancePantsashlipow @ashlipow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Something wicked this way comes… #projectoneira 011
Reposted by LancePantsShe Was Such A Good Horse 🐎 - Into The Unwell devs @suchagoodhorse.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Early Into The Unwell footage. Duct tape, vibes, and hope. Thoughts? #indiegame #gamedev #indiegamedev 1942944
Reposted by LancePants🍦Sweet Lo’s Ice Cream🍦 @sweetlosicecream.bsky.social · 19/01/2026🗣️🗣️🗣️ SUPPORT SMALL BLACK-OWNED BUSINESSES TODAY, TOMORROW AND EVERYDAY IN THE FUTURE. Your support makes an immense difference!! 483904932
Reposted by LancePantsRyan "Eraserhead Baby Callout Post" Hoyle @hoyleryan.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Anyone have any leads for online coaches, for singing lessons, send the Pual's way! 152
Reposted by LancePantsBrandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Happy MLK Day Always remember the dream. 🖤 #mlk #martinlutherkingjr #erma 221975664
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 19/01/2026When a realization hits you so hard you just:media.tenor.coma cartoon character with big eyes and glasses is wearing a blue shirt and blue shorts .ALT: a cartoon character with big eyes and glasses is wearing a blue shirt and blue shorts . 000
Reposted by LancePantsTom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 19/01/2026This whole time, that meme was actually from Jak & Daxter 151184400
Reposted by LancePantsZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Much like climate change, it seems the dems strategy for the rise of American fascism is "don't talk about it and if we're really pressed suggest some nothing bill that doesn't actually acknowledge the core issue so we can say we're doing something" 317832
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Seeing the "Alpha Bros" or "The Manosphere" destroy itself is very cathartic because I was almost caught up in that years ago and I'm very ashamed I almost bought into that hogwash 000
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I want a deodorant or body wash smell that just says, "Nanomachines" So when someone says, "Oh wow, you smell really good! What scent is that?" I'll just yell, "NANOMACHINES, SON" 000
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Isometric exercises suuuuuck! My legs be wobblingmedia.tenor.coma group of men are holding a woman in their arms in a crowd .ALT: a group of men are holding a woman in their arms in a crowd . 000
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 14/01/2026When your boss stresses you out every time they text you about something, it's time for a new job 100
Reposted by LancePantsBRINE @brinegame.bsky.social · 13/01/2026KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (WHAT?) KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (COME ON!) Now I know y'all be lovin' these physics right here. #gamedev #indiedev #retrofps #memes #limpbizkit #numetal #showcase #cornwall #uk 87530
Reposted by LancePantsBrandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Remember human artists: no matter how down you are on yourself with your art, YOU made it. YOU created something yourself with your own hands. And while there might be ways to go in your personal art journey, YOU are taking the steps yourselves. No prompt needed. 11350119
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 12/01/2026This country is a fucking joke. A desperate woman came up to me at the grocery store asking for 15 dollars for cancer medication because her insurance didn't cover all of it. I was not going to leave her like that so of course I helped but I'm so fucking mad it's come to this. 000
Reposted by LancePants🌟FEATHERS🌟 COMMS OPEN!!!!! @griffinqueen15.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I feel like Wayne would get a little bit of joy when he sings shanties with others after being so used to singing them to himself :) #captainwayne #captainwaynevacationdesperation #cwvd 03515
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 11/01/2026When you're perpetually angry but trying to keep it together:media.tenor.coma close up of a cartoon character with a smile on his faceALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a smile on his face 030
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 09/01/2026When your boss is DUMBY STUPID but you can't say anything cause you need this jobmedia.tenor.coma close up of a dog 's face with a fire behind itALT: a close up of a dog 's face with a fire behind it 000
Reposted by LancePantsdead domain 🐐🏳️⚧️ @domaindead.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Do not look away. It can happen to anyone and it’s going to keep happening if something doesn’t change NOW. youtu.be/CG-xNT4h44Iyoutu.beWhat ICE Did In Minneapolis Can Happen To Anyone - Even You.YouTube video by Dead Domain 424378
LancePants @lancepants.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Why do I gotta talk to a damn robot when I just want to pay my bill?? GIVE ME A HUMAN DAMMIT 040