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iSeñor Pantleg!

@lancepantalon.bsky.social
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Beer Aficionado, Sports Guy, Music Snob, Closet Nerd, Trained to bump for the right hotdog. Your favorite band sucks.

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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've watched probably 35+ years of Saturday Night Live in my lifetime and have seen so many musical guests. Every now and then a striking appearance sticks forever, even if the music isn't that great... That doesn't matter tonight because this image is pretty fantastic.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ashley Padilla is still the odds on favorite as an SNL breakout, full stop
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I hate our administration, none of it's funny to me, BUT... Colin Jost as Pete Hegseth is some biting fucking satire. The bandolier of Fireball is so spot on to our stupid idiocracy, it's perfect
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Guardians!! My wife (who's a long time Boston Sports Fan) was like "why aren't you bouncing around?" Cleveland Sports Fan knows. We always know...
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Jayson Gannaway @areamanok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This shirt will graft into my skin before I wash it When we lose to Kentucky by 17 I'll peel it off
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trying to watch a stressful ,close, rivalry game and I have to hear about surgically transitioned children political ads... FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arbuckle only has a blue sharpie on his neck... HAS HE MADE THE ADJUSTMENTS??
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Again..AGAIN! 2nd down, run Mateer! We get it Arbuckle, YOU'S A BUM.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bail out on one of the dumbest plays I've ever seen. Anyway, LET'S GO! #boomersooner
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine as an offensive coordinator just now figuring out that the tight ends can be a valuable asset for moving the ball.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
20+ minutes before the Sooners first first down of the game. FIRE ARBUCKLE FFS
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not enough desperation backup QB wildcat. That's when you know.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That 14 yd pass to the tight end that was just short of the first down was our best play of the game. This is why I'm now advocating for Jason Witten to replace Ben Arbuckle as our offensive coordinator. What do we have to lose?
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At this point I'd rather have Jason Witten as our offensive coordinator.
This was our longest play of the day so far, this is what we can be most proud of.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sorry it's come to this on Bluesky, even, but I'm muting/blocking/hiding all accounts that purposely post AI videos like this. Do better, BE BETTER, people!
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For years we had offenses that were embarrassed by our defense, now it's the opposite. Sooners Fan just can't have nice things!
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nobody: 2nd & Manageable, Arbuckle: Let's RPO the QB for a loss
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Sooners indignities couldn't even wait 90 seconds...
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the strangest phenomena in my lifetime is insurance companies competing in "comedy" commercials with one another even though nobody asked for it or bother to care.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
3,615. That's how many of the dumbest of the dumbest MAGA marks who bought a Trump Mobile phone got hacked. I hope each and every one of them feel as stupid as we already knew they were.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was irrationally scared of werewolves as a kid so American Werewolf In London absolutely terrified me. Whatever "dark humor" Landis put into it was completely lost to me as a child bc all I felt was complete dread. And the music f'd me up! The Howling and Silver Bullet still unnerve me to this day
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was irrationally scared of werewolves as a kid so American Werewolf In London absolutely terrified me. Whatever "dark humor" Landis put into it was completely lost to me as a child bc all I felt was complete dread. And the music f'd me up! The Howling and Silver Bullet still unnerve me to this day
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you realize no matter how much or what "tier" you pay for on these streaming platforms, you're just another mark getting squeezed for every cent they can get
Ad "3 of 2"
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Todd Monken unlocking Deshaun Watson was not on my 2026 Browns Bingo Card
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aaron Rodgers acts like such a miserable shit.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morphine is the only band in all of rock & roll history to successfully make a saxophone sound cool
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes! Yes! Yes! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! #AEWDynamite
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never stressed so hard over a 21 to 18 score over the fucking Panthers
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I see you Number Four 👀 #DawgPound
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You cannot convince me that there's one redeeming quality about these Buffalo Bills uniforms. I'll concede that it's a brilliant shade of gloss blue on the helmet, BUT THAT'S IT
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have downgraded this Sooners game to TV2, lower left quad box, muted.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of course as soon as I post this Indiana has a 70 yard run and an ensuing touchdown drive 📜🗑️
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Northwestern is gonna miss the last second field goal aren't they 📜🖊️
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's pretty early but I think they have their Christmas card pic
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He makes me miss Jeff Lebby
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'll defend Todd McFarland (not that he needs it) for so many of his "artistic license" choices on anatomy, capes, expressions... he's always been dynamic and interesting to me because his choices were deliberate and sincere. That said, his Spawn Demon Thing is absolutely atrocious and unconvincing.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'd like to know what the hell those pens hanging off of Ben Arbuckle are fucking good for. Has anyone once seen him use them the last two seasons? Is he grabbing one to draw up a bullshit QB draw on 3rd and 8 or are they specifically there just for decorative purposes? This fucking guy...
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They should've responded that way 9 years ago. The media failed us then, why would they grow stones now?
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Season after season with Lebby, Littrell, and now Arbuckle...
static.klipy.com
Hellraiser: Caja de los Lamentos
ALT: Hellraiser: Caja de los Lamentos
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Between the Browns and the Sooners I'm starting to believe football might not be for me. I see that there's a 24 hour all-pickleball channel in my sports package 🤔
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This team doesn't make me happy. Why do I keep doing this to myself?
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Road Trip Poop Hack: always stop at a highway hotel and use their lobby bathroom if you *really* gotta go. Act like you're a resident and walk with confidence and purpose right past the front desk and straight to their facilities. Lobby bathrooms are typically vacant, barely used, and super clean. 💪🏻
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My Dryer: "4" Ten minutes pass, My Dryer: "4"
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone is fed up with all the bullshit
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"When wins become losses and losses become wins!" All these years later and I still don't know what tf that even means 😆 #NFLRedZone #WitchingHour
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shoot Deshaun Watson into a black hole
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ryan Day is the Nick Sirianni of college football. No business being regarded as a "championship caliber" coach.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shoot Ryan Day into the sun.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's Muppets. It's a show. They ran it for 5 seasons... I think the formula is obvious
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is a masterclass Frenz cover. You see this on a rack, it'll grab your attention.
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