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iSeñor Pantleg!

@lancepantalon.bsky.social
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Beer Aficionado, Sports Guy, Music Snob, Closet Nerd, Trained to bump for the right hotdog. Your favorite band sucks.

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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 9h
Morphine is the only band in all of rock & roll history to successfully make a saxophone sound cool
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 23h
Yes! Yes! Yes! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! #AEWDynamite
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never stressed so hard over a 21 to 18 score over the fucking Panthers
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I see you Number Four 👀 #DawgPound
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You cannot convince me that there's one redeeming quality about these Buffalo Bills uniforms. I'll concede that it's a brilliant shade of gloss blue on the helmet, BUT THAT'S IT
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have downgraded this Sooners game to TV2, lower left quad box, muted.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Northwestern is gonna miss the last second field goal aren't they 📜🖊️
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's pretty early but I think they have their Christmas card pic
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'd like to know what the hell those pens hanging off of Ben Arbuckle are fucking good for. Has anyone once seen him use them the last two seasons? Is he grabbing one to draw up a bullshit QB draw on 3rd and 8 or are they specifically there just for decorative purposes? This fucking guy...
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Between the Browns and the Sooners I'm starting to believe football might not be for me. I see that there's a 24 hour all-pickleball channel in my sports package 🤔
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone is fed up with all the bullshit
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"When wins become losses and losses become wins!" All these years later and I still don't know what tf that even means 😆 #NFLRedZone #WitchingHour
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shoot Deshaun Watson into a black hole
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ryan Day is the Nick Sirianni of college football. No business being regarded as a "championship caliber" coach.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shoot Ryan Day into the sun.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They're going to storm the field, aren't they... 😭
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope at halftime Brent Venables grabs Ben Arbuckle by his stupid, dangling, useless neck sharpies and RIPS HIM A NEW ONE.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who tf thought it was a good idea to put Ted Cruz on college gameday?!
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I never in a million years would've thought I'd hear Radiohead's Weird Fishes as bump music going to commercial for a Kansas / Missouri college football game.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Official Time Being Kept On The Field" on the SMU FSU scorebug. Is this where we're at now?
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I cringe at the whole "oh honey, bless your heart" idiolect
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In the year of our Lord 2026 how THE FUCK is there no down and distance or yellow first down line in a college football game? Wow. #USC #NBC #Peacock
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Well it's 11pm and the wife and kids went to bed, and Tubi is recommending something called "Gas Pump Girls". I'm powerless.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm not sure a flight of stairs is a good idea in pro wrestling but damn that AEW Dynamite stage looks incredible. In fact, the whole arena looks and sounds fantastic.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Finally got access to WWE PLEs thru YouTube TV so I thought I'd check out SummerSlam: was rewarded with a pole match, a flat IC championship, dubious camera angles to hide whatever's going on hard cam side, and two of the longest main event entrances and stalling staredowns I've ever sat thru.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The UFL pulling out of San Antonio and now Birmingham doesn't give me confidence this league knows what its strategy is or if they have the patience to establish a footprint in non-NFL, football-happy communities. Keeping one in Houston this damn long only supports my concern.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"I'M JUST A SMALL TIME BIRD LAWYER" sign spotted in the AEW Dynamite crowd and I damn near spit my drink thru my nose
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I love this post so much. Every day I fantasize about either me or my wife waking the other up saying "IT HAPPENED!"
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I walked around hundreds of wrestling fans tonight at SmackDown and I don't think one person recognized or appreciated my damn shirt.
The "cat's ass" logo refers to a widely reviled, abstract redesign of the World Championship Wrestling (WCW) logo used from 1999 to 2001
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"Man, the ring is really filling up with some dumb bitches." - Thekla, AEW Beach Break 2026 😂
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Think about this, Trump is 0-3 in the last 30 days by including himself into American sports. Knicks, UFC, USMNT... as always, everything he touches fails.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The rare case where a remake/reimagining actually surpassed the original.
Stephen King Pet Semetary 1989 Gage vs 2019 Ellie
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Any time I see a Krokus video late night on MTV Metal Mayhem, I remember it took them two full days to thaw out Frankie Carbone for the autopsy.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"I DON'T CARE WHO'S POOP IT IS, PICK IT UP OF THE FLOOR OR EVERYONE'S GROUNDED!" - parents of two kids on a Saturday night giving zero fucks anymore
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
🎶 Make the world a better place, and punch a nazi in the face 🎶
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Cheers to all my alt timeline doppelgangers who aren't living in this Shitty, Energy Drink Fueled, Hate Mongering, Pedo Protecting, Proudly Idiotic, Monster Truck Multiverse - and are all having a banger of an America 250th celebration. Wish I was there, but we're stuck in your nightmare scenario!
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
There's a hundred fouls a week in basketball, some dirty, most have a consequence. The right wing shit posters who put this woman on a holy pedestal are clueless dopes. Surely Caitlin Clark has thrown a dirty elbow or two and, if worth a damn, can handle herself in a physical sport. Cry more, Lester
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Kinda surprised the administration hasn't thought of spraying Brawndo on all of it.
It's what plants crave because it's got electrolytes.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My wife told me to turn off Goodfellas from the living room TV because it's too inappropriate for kids even though it's a heavily edited version on BBC America, so now I'm in the master all by myself watching Goodfellas unedited from where I left off bc I know how to treat myself on a Father's Day.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I record and try to watch it all: AEW Dynamite and Collision asap for sure, TNA Impact whenever I get to it, and NWA? Well, NWA Powerrr is absolutely the best kind of weird, fringey, best consumed after midnight wrestling for a Saturday night. 8 beer minimum recommended.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I'm one of the half-mil registered independents here in Oklahoma who aren't eligible to vote in the primaries for either side. (A) no Republican in this backwater state would ever get my vote anyway, but (B) fuck you back, Democrats, this is why you lose all the time. www.kosu.org/politics/202...
kosu.org
Oklahoma independents show up to vote on minimum wage question, denounce closed primaries
Oklahoma’s nearly 500,000 registered independent voters were eligible to vote on State Question 832 in Tuesday’s election, which would raise the statewide minimum wage to $15 per hour.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I can remember when nobody knew, cared, or was forcefully reminded of a president's birthday.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GONNA REVERSE FOULS FROM WEMBANYAMA AND GIVE THEM TO KARL ANTHONY TOWNS?!! 😭
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I've never seen a 7'4" mugging goon be so fucking invisible to the refs.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Now remove him from existence
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is my dichotomy watching this series: I love San Antonio (my second home) and Spurs Fan in general, but hate this current roster (Wemby is a dirty brat, beat my home team OKC) I really like this Knicks squad (tough, resilient, ironically "Spurs-like"), but their fans can be deplorable shits
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I just know if I stuck around and watched last night's game it would've been a boring, blowout Knicks loss. Sometimes it's just good to walk away from something frustrating and find happiness elsewhere and let the universe take care of things without you. I approve this timeline I skipped into.
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just when I think I've seen it all, Orange Cassidy rips off tear-away jeans to expose his underjeans #AEWDynamite
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Fuck this Knicks game and especially the refs for making it completely unwatchable. I can't watch another delay, review, and some asshole leaning over a table with a skinny mic staring into my living room convincing me Wembanyama got touched too hard again. I'm going back to tonight's AEW recording
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iSeñor Pantleg! @lancepantalon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wembanyama is becoming an insufferable turd.
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