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Lance Haun

@lancehaun.com
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Mostly PNW, sports (WSU, PDX, SEA, LFC), politics, tech, work, and craft beer. Usually not in any order. The one and only @thelance on the bird app. Ignoring Google Maps directions since 2008.

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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 23/06/2025
David Stern is looking up and smiling #NBAFinals
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 11/04/2025
Nice little puff piece for Kroenke by the incurious at ESPN. Every Nugs rival is incredibly excited to see Michael “Mike” Malone gone. That’s probably not good. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
espn.com
'Everybody in the organization was miserable': Inside the Nuggets' shocking dual firings
With less than a week left in the regular season, Denver fired its head coach and GM, ending a yearslong cold war, and risking the NBA's most precious commodity: the prime of three-time NBA MVP Nikola...
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 10/04/2025
Your worthless brother-in-law, who is currently paying 23% interest on a new Ford F-Pedestrian Demolisher, is telling a guy at work with earbuds in how nice it is to have a president who can make a decent deal.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 18/03/2025
This is cope www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
msnbc.com
Opinion | I was in the House for many government funding fights. Chuck Schumer did the right thing.
Schumer understood things could get much worse for federal employees and congressional Democrats during a shutdown.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 14/03/2025
These guys are so bad at this. It’s past time for new leadership. If you don’t want to fight @schumer.senate.gov, get out of the way.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 13/03/2025
This is going to be a theme for the next four years. Federal government will continue to be derelict in their responsibilities and states will have to bridge the gap.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 13/03/2025
This doomer shit has to end. If this is *actually* a no-win scenario, do the thing that gives you the power to push back. Period. www.cnn.com/2025/03/13/p...
cnn.com
Analysis: Democrats’ first big chance to check Trump may make them look even weaker | CNN Politics
Washington Democrats finally have a first point of leverage against President Donald Trump — but it comes with a dilemma that could leave them looking even more hapless than they have so far in his se...
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 11/03/2025
I mean, the Glazers are clowns so the big top look seems apropos
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 11/03/2025
Personally, I think The Colour and the Shape plays better as a complete album than Foo Fighters. But that's probably because it's one of my most listened-to albums, side A to side B. Foo Fighters has a bunch of great songs, though.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 11/03/2025
It's hilarious to me that dumb investors think that Tesla's collapsing stock is due to a *lack of attention* from the CEO. You mean the same CEO that has had eight other jobs, spent hours shitposting on Xitter, and allegedly does hardcore gaming? All of this was before the fake government job.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 10/03/2025
If you think your job is pointless, just remember that someone is spending hours putting together informational reels targeting Trump voters telling them that what he is doing is bad.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 10/03/2025
I guess it’s time to do a clean break from the past era. Tough.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 05/03/2025
The ESPN font applied to the numbers goes way harder than I expected.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 05/03/2025
Others: Certainly people can discern complex matters in politics, navigate nuanced situations, and not just spend an entire lifetime reflexively reacting to every dumb thing with their lizard brain. Me: You sure about that? www.oregonlive.com/trending/202...
oregonlive.com
‘Airport theory’ trend is causing people to miss flights. At PDX there’s no reason to risk it
The TikTok trend dares you to get through airport security as fast as you can.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 04/03/2025
Mavs speedrunning a disaster season after making the finals LAST YEAR is incredibly impressive. I don't blame the team for raising ticket prices.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 03/03/2025
These dumbasses keep thinking of CFB in terms of media markets like they do in pro sports. Like they'll just consolidate all these eyeballs because people like football. The bottom half of both these conferences should be worried too. They really only think they need 20-30 teams.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 26/02/2025
There are lots of things to get outraged about these days but children dying of an easily preventable disease because of vaccine misinformation AND the fact that a prominent anti-vaxxer is now head of U.S. HHS infuriates me. What. The. Fuck. apnews.com/article/meas...
apnews.com
An unvaccinated child has died in the Texas measles outbreak
A child who was not vaccinated has died from measles in West Texas. It's the first death in an outbreak that began late last month and the first from measles in the U.S. since 2015.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 25/02/2025
I've done very well betting against Izzo in March since 2021. His teams are playing too close against sub-par competition and that's not a good sign for avoiding an early tourney bounce.
Screenshot of a story from ESPN that says "Don't bet against Tom Izzo in March
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 25/02/2025
My memoir is going to be titled, "There is an embarrassing amount of donut boxes in my recycling bin"
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 25/02/2025
I don't know. I've never seen that before but maybe it's because I haven't flown SWA in over a decade.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 25/02/2025
NBC executives looking for on-air talent.
Peter Griffin race chart, with skin colors keyed. Lighter skin colors are okay, darker skin colors are not okay.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 25/02/2025
I didn't need more reasons to avoid Southwest. Other than needed announcements, STFU with the PA system and let me get to my destination in peace.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 24/02/2025
Same energy
Facebook post: I got a lil steam to let off
I went to Wal-Mart yesterday, electronic section, 4 workers were very busy tending to customers. A line was formed.
Course I stepped in line waiting for my turn.
To see me you'd identify me quick, as a Marine Veteran. I don't hide that fact
Finally get to the cash register for MY TURN.
THIS....THIS...civilian stepped right in front of me…..taking my turn.
Blood rushed to my head....trying NOT to do anything stupid......I said very LOUDLY.....THAT I'M JUST STANDING THE FUCK HERE FOR MY FAWKIN HEALTH N WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLE!!!
My wife hustled me away before I took the next step o Never got what I wanted from electronics.....l made a PROMISE to myself.
.....next time, it will happen again I
know.......I promised, next time.....l'll be goin to jail. I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS KIND OF BULLSHIT.
FROM ANY Civilian!!!!

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You're a vet. Means you USED to be in the military. You aren't now. You ARE a civilian.
Get over it.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 24/02/2025
More proof Trump tariffs are working, bringing in a 20k U.S. job commitment from Apple. Oh wait, this news was from April 2021. Since then, Apple has added 10k jobs overall (not just in the U.S.). www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
apple.com
Apple commits $430 billion in US investments over five years
Apple today announced an acceleration of its US investments, with plans to add 20,000 jobs across the country over the next five years.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 23/02/2025
Eff me #RCTID
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 20/02/2025
I can't believe news organizations are fact-checking Trump on his statements about Ukraine starting the war with Russia. It happened three years ago and it is a basic fact that Russia rolled in with tanks. What else do we need the NYT to fact-check? The Earth's shape? 1+1=2?
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 19/02/2025
Imposter syndrome is far too self-aware for what I have. I'm just going to call it Bon Jovi-ing, which is just me livin' on a prayer when I do any piece of work ever.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 19/02/2025
These people are such dumbasses. If this is a "government run like a business," everyone who had a hand in this decision would be fired immediately. www.opb.org/article/2025...
opb.org
Bonneville Power Administration reverses 30 job cuts, continues with plans to eliminate 430 positions
Roughly 130 of BPA’s more than 3,000 employees were told they’d been dismissed last week, as part of large-scale job cuts initiated by the Trump administration. But 30 of those workers were later deem...
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 19/02/2025
“I thought they were going to hurt others, not me” is such a depressingly common and stupid view that won't be disappearing anytime soon. When choose a candidate based on who they hate, you should expect it
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 17/02/2025
All these leagues have to stop screwing with the All Star Games. Just do an exhibition game. No stakes, whoever is selected and wants to play, let’s do it. It was fun to watch people who didn’t play with one another play together. Stop trying to make it into a real game.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 10/02/2025
Oh, did Tom Brady play football and maybe even in some Super Bowls? I wish they would mention it a few more times. #superbowl
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 06/02/2025
this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 06/02/2025
Chris(bunch of numbers) getting his dumb takes boosted because he paid a billionaire $11/mo definitely also captures the Internet of today
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 06/02/2025
When we went on this run, I knew it would completely screw us. If Cronin thinks this team is actually good enough to be a contender, he needs to plant his flag and lose his job when it doesn't happen.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 04/02/2025
Hey, Clark County voted for Harris too. The rest of the district though…
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 04/02/2025
Pronounced “yuh-colt” according to him
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 03/02/2025
Wow, look at all the concessions Trump got from Canada. Wait, the date of this release was last year. How can that be? www.canada.ca/en/public-sa...
canada.ca
Government of Canada announces its plan to strengthen border security and our immigration system - Canada.ca
Today, the Honourable Dominic LeBlanc, Minister of Finance and Intergovernmental Affairs, along with the Honourable Marc Miller, Minister of Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship and the Honourable Ya...
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/02/2025
yeah don't sleep on the fact that Wazzu is also on this list of "money laundering" operations
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 31/01/2025
Can teacher Bluesky identify this tool? It was in my wife's emergency backpack for her classroom with no instructions and a Google Lens search is drawing a blank. Is this anything or did someone just include a mystery tool?
An unknown silver tool with two rectangular heads
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 29/01/2025
Congrats! I knew Kyle before he got Philomath famous.
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 29/01/2025
Blueberries do so well here! I need to redo my garden area.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 28/01/2025
media.tenor.com
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 28/01/2025
Always believe what they do not what they say. What a chump.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 28/01/2025
Increased travel costs? Hard to believe that everyone with a brain knew that would happen except for Utah’s athletic budget heads.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 28/01/2025
Blazers didn’t hate Dame enough to send him to that tire fire.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 27/01/2025
Big "you can't make jokes anymore" vibes.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 27/01/2025
America can’t have *any* nice things, including the Super Bowl.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 24/01/2025
Probably will do just enough to not do any good deals, tank their draft prospects and re-sign Billups. The worst timeline.
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Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 23/01/2025
I don't watch the news at all. I'm a @thecolumbian.bsky.social subscriber and I will listen to @opb.bsky.social some mornings.
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