Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 11/04/2025Nice little puff piece for Kroenke by the incurious at ESPN. Every Nugs rival is incredibly excited to see Michael “Mike” Malone gone. That’s probably not good. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...espn.com'Everybody in the organization was miserable': Inside the Nuggets' shocking dual firingsWith less than a week left in the regular season, Denver fired its head coach and GM, ending a yearslong cold war, and risking the NBA's most precious commodity: the prime of three-time NBA MVP Nikola... 020
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 10/04/2025Your worthless brother-in-law, who is currently paying 23% interest on a new Ford F-Pedestrian Demolisher, is telling a guy at work with earbuds in how nice it is to have a president who can make a decent deal. 020
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 18/03/2025This is cope www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...msnbc.comOpinion | I was in the House for many government funding fights. Chuck Schumer did the right thing.Schumer understood things could get much worse for federal employees and congressional Democrats during a shutdown. 030
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 14/03/2025These guys are so bad at this. It’s past time for new leadership. If you don’t want to fight @schumer.senate.gov, get out of the way. 020
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 13/03/2025This doomer shit has to end. If this is *actually* a no-win scenario, do the thing that gives you the power to push back. Period. www.cnn.com/2025/03/13/p...cnn.comAnalysis: Democrats’ first big chance to check Trump may make them look even weaker | CNN PoliticsWashington Democrats finally have a first point of leverage against President Donald Trump — but it comes with a dilemma that could leave them looking even more hapless than they have so far in his se... 000
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 11/03/2025It's hilarious to me that dumb investors think that Tesla's collapsing stock is due to a *lack of attention* from the CEO. You mean the same CEO that has had eight other jobs, spent hours shitposting on Xitter, and allegedly does hardcore gaming? All of this was before the fake government job. 010
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 10/03/2025If you think your job is pointless, just remember that someone is spending hours putting together informational reels targeting Trump voters telling them that what he is doing is bad. 000
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 10/03/2025I guess it’s time to do a clean break from the past era. Tough. 000
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 05/03/2025Others: Certainly people can discern complex matters in politics, navigate nuanced situations, and not just spend an entire lifetime reflexively reacting to every dumb thing with their lizard brain. Me: You sure about that? www.oregonlive.com/trending/202...oregonlive.com‘Airport theory’ trend is causing people to miss flights. At PDX there’s no reason to risk itThe TikTok trend dares you to get through airport security as fast as you can. 000
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 26/02/2025There are lots of things to get outraged about these days but children dying of an easily preventable disease because of vaccine misinformation AND the fact that a prominent anti-vaxxer is now head of U.S. HHS infuriates me. What. The. Fuck. apnews.com/article/meas...apnews.comAn unvaccinated child has died in the Texas measles outbreakA child who was not vaccinated has died from measles in West Texas. It's the first death in an outbreak that began late last month and the first from measles in the U.S. since 2015. 011
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 25/02/2025I've done very well betting against Izzo in March since 2021. His teams are playing too close against sub-par competition and that's not a good sign for avoiding an early tourney bounce. 000
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 25/02/2025My memoir is going to be titled, "There is an embarrassing amount of donut boxes in my recycling bin" 000
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 25/02/2025I didn't need more reasons to avoid Southwest. Other than needed announcements, STFU with the PA system and let me get to my destination in peace. 120
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 24/02/2025More proof Trump tariffs are working, bringing in a 20k U.S. job commitment from Apple. Oh wait, this news was from April 2021. Since then, Apple has added 10k jobs overall (not just in the U.S.). www.apple.com/newsroom/202...apple.comApple commits $430 billion in US investments over five yearsApple today announced an acceleration of its US investments, with plans to add 20,000 jobs across the country over the next five years. 010
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 20/02/2025I can't believe news organizations are fact-checking Trump on his statements about Ukraine starting the war with Russia. It happened three years ago and it is a basic fact that Russia rolled in with tanks. What else do we need the NYT to fact-check? The Earth's shape? 1+1=2? 040
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 19/02/2025Imposter syndrome is far too self-aware for what I have. I'm just going to call it Bon Jovi-ing, which is just me livin' on a prayer when I do any piece of work ever. 030
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 19/02/2025These people are such dumbasses. If this is a "government run like a business," everyone who had a hand in this decision would be fired immediately. www.opb.org/article/2025...opb.orgBonneville Power Administration reverses 30 job cuts, continues with plans to eliminate 430 positionsRoughly 130 of BPA’s more than 3,000 employees were told they’d been dismissed last week, as part of large-scale job cuts initiated by the Trump administration. But 30 of those workers were later deem... 000
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 19/02/2025“I thought they were going to hurt others, not me” is such a depressingly common and stupid view that won't be disappearing anytime soon. When choose a candidate based on who they hate, you should expect it 010
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 17/02/2025All these leagues have to stop screwing with the All Star Games. Just do an exhibition game. No stakes, whoever is selected and wants to play, let’s do it. It was fun to watch people who didn’t play with one another play together. Stop trying to make it into a real game. 010
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 10/02/2025Oh, did Tom Brady play football and maybe even in some Super Bowls? I wish they would mention it a few more times. #superbowl 010
Reposted by Lance HaunLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 06/02/2025this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone. 244211866784
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 03/02/2025Wow, look at all the concessions Trump got from Canada. Wait, the date of this release was last year. How can that be? www.canada.ca/en/public-sa...canada.caGovernment of Canada announces its plan to strengthen border security and our immigration system - Canada.caToday, the Honourable Dominic LeBlanc, Minister of Finance and Intergovernmental Affairs, along with the Honourable Marc Miller, Minister of Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship and the Honourable Ya... 010
Reposted by Lance HaunTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/02/2025yeah don't sleep on the fact that Wazzu is also on this list of "money laundering" operations 924620
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 31/01/2025Can teacher Bluesky identify this tool? It was in my wife's emergency backpack for her classroom with no instructions and a Google Lens search is drawing a blank. Is this anything or did someone just include a mystery tool? 331
Reposted by Lance HaunBobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment 180188485039
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 28/01/2025Increased travel costs? Hard to believe that everyone with a brain knew that would happen except for Utah’s athletic budget heads. 000
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 27/01/2025America can’t have *any* nice things, including the Super Bowl. 030
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 22/01/2025One thing I would recommend people do as they are considering their news consumption is to lean into local. Support local reporters and newspapers. You'll still get some national news but it's usually an AP or Reuters feed, or they'll relate it to the community. 1820626
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 21/01/2025I don't know. A bunch of white dudes telling trans people that they aren't defined by Trump's EO sounds a lot like the tone-deaf expressions of people who haven't had their rights written away with one stupid signature. Recognition matters to identity, bros. 140
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 21/01/2025One thing I forgot about Trump v1 is all of the claims that he was playing 4D chess when the simplest explanation for his erratic behavior was always the right one. Now that's getting extended to folks like Elon with his Nazi salute. Don't overthink things. 130
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 21/01/2025If you have an only child, we had a great time bringing her friend on a short trip with us. I think everyone ended up having more fun, including the adults. 040
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 19/01/2025Seattle makes it such a pain in the brain to use transit as an out-of-towner. You already have an app and tap to pay on everything. Why do I still need a physical card? 050
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 17/01/2025I don't use TikTok, I think TikTok is terrible (especially for kids and young adults), and I still don't think we should be banning it. 000
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 17/01/2025Camas NIMBYs live more than 10 miles away from this project. Their city council can shove it up their asses. 000
Reposted by Lance HaunJoanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban... 497159691918
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 14/01/2025Hmm, the people who say they REALLY care about how the flag is treated don't actually care at all? Color me shocked: www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...miamiherald.comFlags will fly at full-staff at Trump inauguration, despite Biden order. Is it legal?House Speaker Mike Johnson announced that American flags at the Capitol will fly at full-mast on Inauguration Day — despite a presidential order that they be kept at half-staff to honor the late forme... 000
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 14/01/2025After going through an embarrassing number of keyboards in the last five years (almost all due to the space bar eventually failing), I finally got myself a mechanical keyboard with user-replaceable switches. It's taking some time to get back up to typing speed. 010
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 11/01/2025If only someone could’ve anticipated this when UCLA chose to leave the Pac-12 4222
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 09/01/2025For anyone shocked that Musk again overpromised and underdelivered on cutting $2B with DOGE, there's a whole website dedicated to tracking his BS elonmusk.todayelonmusk.todayYes, this is a thing Elon Musk really claimed.Elon Musk Today: The future ain't what it used to be! | artwork by trish@omerta22PL 2019 051
Lance Haun @lancehaun.com · 09/01/2025The "please pay attention to me" people on social media during a disaster are, by far, the most insufferable. 030
Reposted by Lance HaunLaurie Ruettimann @laurieruettimann.com · 08/01/2025It’s my birthday and I’m raising funds and awareness to fight lung disease. 🎉 🫁 Learn more here: www.instagram.com/reel/DEko1ao... Thanks for your support! 0103