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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lula absolutely MOGS Flávio in Brazilian ELECTION leaving NEPOMAXXER stunned

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

girl who just had to get a jump at work and buy a new battery for their outback. i hate cars so much

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A better lede, opposed to the lede written in wicked passive voice: A driver killed a man and injured two women after he drove his truck onto the sidewalk. Forever begging news orgs to stop their longheld standard of police speaking everything.

Shitty lede: a driver jumped the curb at Bowery and Canal Street on Thursday morning, killing a man and injuring two women before crashing into a parked car a block north, police said.

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Une tarte Tatin par les temps qui courent???

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

To answer Chris's question in his newsletter: Yes

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

📍somewhere in Pinal County, Arizona

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Don’t let your dreams be dreams, sport

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Damn they got zombie Twitter now. New startup using the Twitter branding trying to redo the old site pre Elon

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Eric Piatkowski mentioned ‼️

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

hearing peter cullen say this in my head all day today now

optimus prime with a trans pride flag with his quote "freedom is the right of all sentient beings" written above him

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

been playing haste (cute girl goes fast). Turns mobile game gimmick into a chaotic mess that’s pretty damn fun. Appeals to my primal need to outrun all my problems

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Did something French (tarte rating w/ carrots, green bell peppers, and purple onion)

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Me holding the generational L with a smile

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Cacti are wild what do you mean this guy went from this to that in 2 years

Cactus growing like crazy 2 years later in the same pot

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

body built by Taco Bell Baja Blasts

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Post a meme made by you college basketball shitposting is my canvas

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

i was gifted this for my birthday last weekend and am in LOVE

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Flagstaff, Arizona, mentioned ‼️

The Walkup Skydome: Flagstaff’s finest wood-fringed indoor stadium has been home to the Northern Arizona University Lumberjacks since 1977. This one’s on here mainly so I can tell of the story where I once watched a kicker from Utah Tech (formerly Dixie State) break NAU’s fancy jumbotron on wheels during a game after he nailed it on a 40-yard field goal try. Also, NAU has one of the finest pregame traditions in college football, with the annual “Running of the Freshmen,” where the first-year crop of students runs across the field and up to the student section before the first game of the season. All told, the Skydome is one hell of a venue. 12/10. No notes. Get a match there stat, Gianni.

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Getting these leagues perfect / almost perfect is on brand for me let’s be real

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

“Beat” Elden Ring Night Reign (it’s basically Fromsoft Fortnite), meaning I rolled credits twice with a third ending still to go. Going to jump in and out of this a lot. Just hits the Soulsborne/From vibe and itch so well.

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Little bit of wheeeee to balance the whoooo

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Another interpretation I saw on Twitter that feels accurate.

i oppose trans athletes competing in women’s sports but i don’t want to be seen in the same light as sophie cunningham so im going to answer in the most wishy washy way as possible”

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

this line of thinking truly feels like the average lib answer about it. They don’t like the bigotry, but still don’t want to actually address the inclusion/exclusion of trans women competing in women’s athletics at ANY level.