Reposted by Lance AxelrodPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15233967216095
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@therickwilson.bsky.social @mollyjongfast.bsky.social Trump's approval @ %30 but how strong is the support within that 30? When he was being prosecuted in NY, looking at rest of his life in prison, he asked his ppl to riot & protest, about 50 ppl showed up. Did they just learn from J6 or what? 000
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Don’t don’t give the country over to a bunch of crazy people because you happen to disagree with us on a policy issue here or there.” Yes no crazy ppl. Let's stay with clear minded sanity Trump has given us even if the policies are bad for you 🤯 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comJD Vance pitches himself as Trump’s political heir on day two of Republican midterm conventionVice-president dog-whistled, exaggerated claims of success and echoed Trump talking points to excited audience 111
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 08/09/2026MAGA Gary living the dream in the greatest economy ever! youtube.com/shorts/ykjDx...youtube.comMAGA Gary Experiences the Greatest Economy in History # #donaldtrump #comedyshortsYouTube video by Greg Johnson 000
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Thank you president Trump for officially making the US a shit hole country. 107 out of 184 so you've still got room but if anyone can do it, you can www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-the-b...visualcapitalist.comRanked: The Best and Worst Countries to Live In 2026The world's best country to live in is not Canada, England, or the United States. It's a small, cold country of 1.3 million people. 010
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 26/06/2026So last year we went to Croatia & Italy for vacation. This year we did the same and I will tell you if you want a great Italian vacation go to Croatia. Pains me to say, I'm Italian but Italy is a little more dirty & the tourist areas are full of bandits. Be careful in Croatia too but much less 010
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I love that the Scottish World Cup fans drank all the beer in Boston. However, Scotland, if you can out drink Bostonians, you may have a problem or maybe the solution. It's all perspective I guess 020
Reposted by Lance AxelrodCALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 15/06/2026🚨BREAKING: DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT HIS 80TH BIRTHDAY UFC FREEDOM 250 EVENT. 31734861144
Reposted by Lance AxelrodPaulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/05/2026In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay 871213436312
Reposted by Lance Axelrodwhattheactualf.bsky.social @whattheactualf.bsky.social · 24/05/2026😂😂 36741249
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Hard to believe we immediately went from this intelligent, confident, articulate man to the shit show we have now. Maybe Trump was right. People can get tired of winning too much 000
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 30/04/2026BREAKING NEWS! DNA taken from the sea shells at the center of the Comey case has revealed a co-conspirator. 001
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 30/04/2026In Buffalo before the Sabres Boston Bruins playoff game the crowd sang along to the Canadian national anthem. I am from Rochester, NY & this is Trump country....or was? 🤞 youtu.be/PdFvUMesJzA?...youtu.beBuffalo fans finish CANADIAN national anthem after mic issuesYouTube video by NHL 082
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 23/04/2026OMG....😂😂 youtu.be/ZaZPiwxPqO4?...youtu.beFractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia WingsYouTube video by The Onion 001
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I do see a clear connection between Trump and Christianity because everytime he says or does something, usually the first words out of my mouth are Jesus Christ 000
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 14/04/2026With all that is happening the world and now Phil Collins is being inducted into the Rock &Roll Hall of Fame, clearly we are in the end of days. Phil Collins is to Rock & Roll like herpes is to sex appeal 020
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I'm no expert on the economy or the DOW Jones, but this looks bad. Is this bad? 000
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Remember when the guy that played Dr. McCoy on Star Trek got lost on a camping trip? They had such a hard time finding him because they couldn't see DeForest for the trees.media.tenor.coma cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat and crossbones playing drumsALT: a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat and crossbones playing drums 010
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I live in EU now. I need to put this on a shirt. I'm so embarrassed 120
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 14/03/2026SILVER ALERT: Elderly man with severe dementia last seen walking through golf course. He removed his pants yelling to people "look at this underwear, here's my ballroom" 020
Reposted by Lance AxelrodJoshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging. 14498544514
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 10/03/2026This wild dichotomy of very professional, competent military, lead by ppl with the maturity level of teenagers and the guy at the top clearly struggling with dementia 010
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 09/03/2026This isn't true.... there's way more than 2 incompetent leaders 000
Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 07/03/2026To all our MAGA brothers & sisters; while food prices are still high, homeowner's, car & health ins. are skyrocketing, we are spending $1 billion per day in Iran. I have a quote from your president Trump "make Iran great again" 000