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Lance Axelrod

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Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!....So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

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don-brown.bsky.social @don-brown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Rebel with a Cause @rebelwithacause2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@therickwilson.bsky.social @mollyjongfast.bsky.social Trump's approval @ %30 but how strong is the support within that 30? When he was being prosecuted in NY, looking at rest of his life in prison, he asked his ppl to riot & protest, about 50 ppl showed up. Did they just learn from J6 or what?
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*snort
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Don’t don’t give the country over to a bunch of crazy people because you happen to disagree with us on a policy issue here or there.” Yes no crazy ppl. Let's stay with clear minded sanity Trump has given us even if the policies are bad for you 🤯 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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JD Vance pitches himself as Trump’s political heir on day two of Republican midterm convention
Vice-president dog-whistled, exaggerated claims of success and echoed Trump talking points to excited audience
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
MAGA Gary living the dream in the greatest economy ever! youtube.com/shorts/ykjDx...
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MAGA Gary Experiences the Greatest Economy in History # #donaldtrump #comedyshorts
YouTube video by Greg Johnson
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thank you president Trump for officially making the US a shit hole country. 107 out of 184 so you've still got room but if anyone can do it, you can www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-the-b...
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Ranked: The Best and Worst Countries to Live In 2026
The world's best country to live in is not Canada, England, or the United States. It's a small, cold country of 1.3 million people.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Did he leave anything out?
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hilarious 🤣 🤣
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ACW1234 @acw1234.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So last year we went to Croatia & Italy for vacation. This year we did the same and I will tell you if you want a great Italian vacation go to Croatia. Pains me to say, I'm Italian but Italy is a little more dirty & the tourist areas are full of bandits. Be careful in Croatia too but much less
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love that the Scottish World Cup fans drank all the beer in Boston. However, Scotland, if you can out drink Bostonians, you may have a problem or maybe the solution. It's all perspective I guess
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
America first is America alone
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Did he get his pony ride yesterday?
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🚨BREAKING: DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT HIS 80TH BIRTHDAY UFC FREEDOM 250 EVENT.
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Okay..... that's a good one
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay
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whattheactualf.bsky.social @whattheactualf.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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steve3797.bsky.social @steve3797.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Hard to believe we immediately went from this intelligent, confident, articulate man to the shit show we have now. Maybe Trump was right. People can get tired of winning too much
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odin2richy.bsky.social @odin2richy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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ACW1234 @acw1234.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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ACW1234 @acw1234.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
BREAKING NEWS! DNA taken from the sea shells at the center of the Comey case has revealed a co-conspirator.
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
In Buffalo before the Sabres Boston Bruins playoff game the crowd sang along to the Canadian national anthem. I am from Rochester, NY & this is Trump country....or was? 🤞 youtu.be/PdFvUMesJzA?...
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Buffalo fans finish CANADIAN national anthem after mic issues
YouTube video by NHL
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
OMG....😂😂 youtu.be/ZaZPiwxPqO4?...
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Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
YouTube video by The Onion
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is great
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I do see a clear connection between Trump and Christianity because everytime he says or does something, usually the first words out of my mouth are Jesus Christ
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
With all that is happening the world and now Phil Collins is being inducted into the Rock &Roll Hall of Fame, clearly we are in the end of days. Phil Collins is to Rock & Roll like herpes is to sex appeal
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Right?
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Incompetence through stupidity
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I'm no expert on the economy or the DOW Jones, but this looks bad. Is this bad?
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Holy crap this is great 😃
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Remember when the guy that played Dr. McCoy on Star Trek got lost on a camping trip? They had such a hard time finding him because they couldn't see DeForest for the trees.
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a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat and crossbones playing drums
ALT: a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat and crossbones playing drums
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I live in EU now. I need to put this on a shirt. I'm so embarrassed
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
SILVER ALERT: Elderly man with severe dementia last seen walking through golf course. He removed his pants yelling to people "look at this underwear, here's my ballroom"
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026
This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This wild dichotomy of very professional, competent military, lead by ppl with the maturity level of teenagers and the guy at the top clearly struggling with dementia
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This isn't true.... there's way more than 2 incompetent leaders
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Perfect gif
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📎 Otto Von Danger @ottovondanger.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Lance Axelrod @lanceaxelrod.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
To all our MAGA brothers & sisters; while food prices are still high, homeowner's, car & health ins. are skyrocketing, we are spending $1 billion per day in Iran. I have a quote from your president Trump "make Iran great again"
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