Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Aaron Turner's in Neurosis, John Baizley's in Mastodon... it is time for Steven Wilson to formally join Opeth, maybe Daniel Gildenlow can save Dream Theater, idk my 16 y/o self is just spitballing here 010
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the US Open should send a bumper sticker to anyone who watches this thing get settled live 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026don't ask me to explain but shelton vs alcaraz feels like the aaron gordon vs zach lavine dunk contest 101
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026my night-owl-with-sports-on-in-the-background tendencies are really paying off right now 110
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026not knowing anything else about the person's taste, my guess is that its actually the reverse: Kate Bush is widely popular enough to be on the radar of someone who otherwise listens to Hozier 120
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026messing around with distorted drum machines while watching Sonmez vs Gauff i'm going Challengers mode 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Andreeva wiping the floor with Tjen rn, I've never heard of either of these people until 30 minutes ago 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026every year around this time I watch a little tennis and think to myself "damn i should watch more tennis" 100
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026*Bryan Ferry voice* is Young Thug strong enough??? 010
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026petition to give Natasha Cloud a buster sword from FFVII 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026feeling wistful watching the Liberty play against her, but I can't deny that Natasha Cloud on the Chicago Skye has some obvious synergy 100
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026made an offhand comment about Suffocation during a drum lesson with a middle schooler wearing a Misfits t-shirt, accidentally ensuring that deathcore will continue for another generation 020
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026it is a shame imo that John Petrucci and John Patitucci have never worked together 010
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026first time listening to Sunbather this summer and its mid-August, this must people how people who complain about not going to the beach enough feel 010
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026excited to get around to this one, their last album was dope 110
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026thank you for going above and beyond to counter-act the crisis of no one taking pictures of the drummer 110
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026judging by the ads before the odyssey every movie is also going to contain a german shepherd in peril 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026having the kind of day that turns guys into Batman villains. if one more thing had gone wrong I'd have disappeared for a year and then re-emerged as King Lud, armed with a hammer and a vengeance against all computer technology 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026as long as I'm posting angry... you can tell sophie cunningham is a bigot from the way that she uses "trans" as a singular noun in that quote everyone is passing around. 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i like the reveal and all it's previous incarnations but stuff like this makes it very clear that you can be smart as heck about movies but woefully behind on political theory, the idea that TDKR is a "politically ambigious" film is ludicrous, it's openly right wing! 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026From The Reveal's Nolan list, an absolutely insane misreading of Bane who is clearly meant to be a communist revolutionary (which in the Batman universe makes him a villain) 100
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i had no idea our first cat was a garfield until our second cat was obviously a nermal 010
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026wild that Blue Velvet and Master of Puppets came out in the same year 021
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I can't say i've watched much of the world cup, but for reasons that I can't put into words (best guy looks like a death metal drummer, etc) I found myself pulling for Norway and I'm sad to see them lose 010
Reposted by LamniformesClont @clamp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Laughed really good at this. Love it @lamniformes.bsky.social 011
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026went list mode lamniformes.substack.com/p/the-best-a...lamniformes.substack.comThe 20 Best Albums Of 2026 (So Far)A six month snapshot 110
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026wrote about the Knicks and Dragon Ball Z open.substack.com/pub/lamnifor...open.substack.comJalen Brunson, Prince of All SaiyansOn basketball, Dragon Ball, and other people's happiness 010
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026living in Humboldt Park during the Puerto Rican Festival, experiencing levels of polytonality that Charles Ives could only dream of 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026this coming from an aging millennial who is eating good on the second Converge album of the year, different strokes etc 020
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026damn, new modest mouse, death cab & of montreal records all in one day, I know some of you aging millennial hipsters are eating good today 140
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026this post is brought to you by a confusing "who's on first" conversation I had with a drum student about the Eagles tune. 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026about to eat nothing but BEC for a month straight holy lord basketball is so good 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026clutching my skull wandering around my apartment speaking in ominous prophecies about victor wembenyama to my disinterested cats 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026my extremely amateur salsa opinion is that Lavoe had the tunes, but Blades had the better voice and was by far the better performer, please adjust this for my regrettable gringo lack of understanding of the language. 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026very difficult to have an opinion about drake's album(s) when I can just dial up gems like this on youtube on any given night www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHzK...youtube.comWillie Colon, Hector Lavoe, Celia, Ruben Blades Supersalsa 1978YouTube video by Salsa Fiebre 100
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026my two boy cats mostly engage in rambunctious wrestling but are just starting to figure out that they want to groom each other too but cannot without reverting back to violence. many such cases. 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026how the fuck is AJ Mitchell only in his second year??? 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026cursed world where we have to hear kevin harlan say "ask AI mode on Google" during a playoff game 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026video crossed the 1k threshold over the weekend. i think my favorite part of the response has been the emergence of elite ball knowers making classical music & philosophy jokes in the comments. the video is finding its people. 231
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026great night for my Knicks vs Spurs in the Finals agenda 000
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026would certainly change the tenor of eating the rich 010
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026incredible timing on my part that a new article complaining about poptimism dropped the very same day I released my video essay about why we need to stop talking about rockism vs poptimism and instead embrace PROG youtu.be/i7XccVA00dAyoutu.beThe Internet Broke Music Criticism. The Solution is Prog.YouTube video by Lamniformes 010
Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Hallowed Be Thy Name Starless And All That Could Have Been Dance With The Moonlit Knight Dancing Queen Cassandra Gemini Grinning Mouths Come Down To Us Breaking The Law You Keep Me Hangin' On completely impossible task (artist names took up too many characters) 020