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Lamniformes

@lamniformes.bsky.social
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Drummer for many bands, writer for myself. lamniformes.bandcamp.com lamniformes.substack.com

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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the GOAT
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Aaron Turner's in Neurosis, John Baizley's in Mastodon... it is time for Steven Wilson to formally join Opeth, maybe Daniel Gildenlow can save Dream Theater, idk my 16 y/o self is just spitballing here
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the US Open should send a bumper sticker to anyone who watches this thing get settled live
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
don't ask me to explain but shelton vs alcaraz feels like the aaron gordon vs zach lavine dunk contest
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my night-owl-with-sports-on-in-the-background tendencies are really paying off right now
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
not knowing anything else about the person's taste, my guess is that its actually the reverse: Kate Bush is widely popular enough to be on the radar of someone who otherwise listens to Hozier
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
messing around with distorted drum machines while watching Sonmez vs Gauff i'm going Challengers mode
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Andreeva wiping the floor with Tjen rn, I've never heard of either of these people until 30 minutes ago
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
every year around this time I watch a little tennis and think to myself "damn i should watch more tennis"
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
*Bryan Ferry voice* is Young Thug strong enough???
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
petition to give Natasha Cloud a buster sword from FFVII
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
feeling wistful watching the Liberty play against her, but I can't deny that Natasha Cloud on the Chicago Skye has some obvious synergy
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
made an offhand comment about Suffocation during a drum lesson with a middle schooler wearing a Misfits t-shirt, accidentally ensuring that deathcore will continue for another generation
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
it is a shame imo that John Petrucci and John Patitucci have never worked together
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
first time listening to Sunbather this summer and its mid-August, this must people how people who complain about not going to the beach enough feel
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
excited to get around to this one, their last album was dope
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
thank you for going above and beyond to counter-act the crisis of no one taking pictures of the drummer
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
judging by the ads before the odyssey every movie is also going to contain a german shepherd in peril
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
a real brain expander, this record
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
having the kind of day that turns guys into Batman villains. if one more thing had gone wrong I'd have disappeared for a year and then re-emerged as King Lud, armed with a hammer and a vengeance against all computer technology
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
as long as I'm posting angry... you can tell sophie cunningham is a bigot from the way that she uses "trans" as a singular noun in that quote everyone is passing around.
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i like the reveal and all it's previous incarnations but stuff like this makes it very clear that you can be smart as heck about movies but woefully behind on political theory, the idea that TDKR is a "politically ambigious" film is ludicrous, it's openly right wing!
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
From The Reveal's Nolan list, an absolutely insane misreading of Bane who is clearly meant to be a communist revolutionary (which in the Batman universe makes him a villain)
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i had no idea our first cat was a garfield until our second cat was obviously a nermal
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
wild that Blue Velvet and Master of Puppets came out in the same year
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I can't say i've watched much of the world cup, but for reasons that I can't put into words (best guy looks like a death metal drummer, etc) I found myself pulling for Norway and I'm sad to see them lose
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Clont @clamp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Laughed really good at this. Love it @lamniformes.bsky.social
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
went list mode lamniformes.substack.com/p/the-best-a...
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The 20 Best Albums Of 2026 (So Far)
A six month snapshot
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
wrote about the Knicks and Dragon Ball Z open.substack.com/pub/lamnifor...
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Jalen Brunson, Prince of All Saiyans
On basketball, Dragon Ball, and other people's happiness
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Think Lizzy
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
living in Humboldt Park during the Puerto Rican Festival, experiencing levels of polytonality that Charles Ives could only dream of
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
this coming from an aging millennial who is eating good on the second Converge album of the year, different strokes etc
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
damn, new modest mouse, death cab & of montreal records all in one day, I know some of you aging millennial hipsters are eating good today
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
this post is brought to you by a confusing "who's on first" conversation I had with a drum student about the Eagles tune.
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
lyin' eyes lionize lion's eyes
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
about to eat nothing but BEC for a month straight holy lord basketball is so good
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
clutching my skull wandering around my apartment speaking in ominous prophecies about victor wembenyama to my disinterested cats
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
my extremely amateur salsa opinion is that Lavoe had the tunes, but Blades had the better voice and was by far the better performer, please adjust this for my regrettable gringo lack of understanding of the language.
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
very difficult to have an opinion about drake's album(s) when I can just dial up gems like this on youtube on any given night www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHzK...
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Willie Colon, Hector Lavoe, Celia, Ruben Blades Supersalsa 1978
YouTube video by Salsa Fiebre
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
my two boy cats mostly engage in rambunctious wrestling but are just starting to figure out that they want to groom each other too but cannot without reverting back to violence. many such cases.
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
lakers dying with outrageous honor
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
that lebron turnover is a heartbreaker
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
how the fuck is AJ Mitchell only in his second year???
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
cursed world where we have to hear kevin harlan say "ask AI mode on Google" during a playoff game
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
also a bunch of people added me on RYM lmao
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
video crossed the 1k threshold over the weekend. i think my favorite part of the response has been the emergence of elite ball knowers making classical music & philosophy jokes in the comments. the video is finding its people.
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
great night for my Knicks vs Spurs in the Finals agenda
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
would certainly change the tenor of eating the rich
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
incredible timing on my part that a new article complaining about poptimism dropped the very same day I released my video essay about why we need to stop talking about rockism vs poptimism and instead embrace PROG youtu.be/i7XccVA00dA
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The Internet Broke Music Criticism. The Solution is Prog.
YouTube video by Lamniformes
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Lamniformes @lamniformes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hallowed Be Thy Name Starless And All That Could Have Been Dance With The Moonlit Knight Dancing Queen Cassandra Gemini Grinning Mouths Come Down To Us Breaking The Law You Keep Me Hangin' On completely impossible task (artist names took up too many characters)
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