Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 6hTomorrow is Tour de Corgi (aka FoCo’s annual corgi costume parade/gathering) and we are freaking PUMPED!!!! 3160
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This article is 12 YEARS OLD!!!! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comFrat brothers rape 300% more. One in 5 women is sexually assaulted on campus. Should we ban frats? | Jessica ValentiJessica Valenti: When so much sexual violence surrounds around one area of student life, something must be done 150
Reposted by Churro’s Momidiot lizard🦎 @idiotlizard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This is what the gizzy strings album is going to sound like 1103
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My womanly rage is telling me I need this shirt more so today than any other normal day 3210
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This scarecrow: “Paint me like one of your French girls” 080
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Been sleeping the past 2 days away because 1) I got the wook flu and 2) I really can’t stomach this Cornell 7 news 💔 060
Reposted by Churro’s MomKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you. 768286265975
Reposted by Churro’s Momdreamingbee @dreamingbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"False accusations don't ruin men's lives because real accusations don't ruin men's lives" 052
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Still not over Umphreys playing Harvest Moon last night 🥲 4220
Reposted by Churro’s Momaubsgotdagroove @aubsassafraz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm just very blessed that is all 🌈 1151
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026MEOW story time!!! So back in 2018 I went to Umphreys Red Rocks solo and I decided to meet up with this cool Umphreys chick I followed on Twitter. Little did I know that she is my kindred spirit sister 👯♀️ We annoy the shit out of each other and communicate in a language that nobody else understands… 1140
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He just came and laid between my legs like this soooo guess I am not moving for the rest of the day 2221
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026IT’S UMPHREYS WEEKEND!!!!! 🥳🥳 Good news is I slept like a rock last night so I’m well-rested going into a 3-night run 💪 ready to rage rest repeat!! (Bad news is I skipped Four Tet at Mission Ballroom last night so I’m kinda an idiot 😩) 1120
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Things your unemployed friend says at 12:30pm on a Thursday 3180
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026🗣️ WANNA MAKE AMERICA FUCK AGAIN 🗣️ I love Johnny Blue Skies ❤️ 1260
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Interview went so well they already want a 2nd interview ✅ Unemployment finally got approved ✅ About to go see Sturgill Simpson for the first time ✅ 🤠 it’s a good day ‘round here partner! 🤠 8740
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Honestly The Nude Party has been my favorite band as of lately 120
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Was about to go get my nails done but Churro just puked so now I gotta stay with him 🙁 single dog mom problems!!! 250
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Let’s fucking goooooo 🙌 gonna be an amazing weekend!! 💃 (Especially because it’s @aubsassafraz.bsky.social birthday 🥳) 050
Reposted by Churro’s MomSquirrely Baker @dipsetcarini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Here’s the deal. If I send you music. It means I really like you. 1202
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yayyy it’s football season… when men become somehow even more insufferable 🤪🤪🤪 12290
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A woman just stopped me and said she loves my dress and I look gorgeous 🥲 day made 2250
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me: just trying to relax with my dog My dog: *hyperventilates and subwoofs in my ear* 2160
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Also can’t stop thinking about what Gizz bluegrass is going to sound like 3101
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Haven’t been able to stop thinking about the girl I saw at set break last night who was riding the escalator in her bare feet 9250
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Between this tonight and Johnny Blue Skies next week I am going full 🤠 HOO BOY HONKY TONK 🤠 Should I wear my cowboy boots or is that weird lmaooo 5240
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s FINALLY my first Billy Strings show tonight!!! So excited to see what all the hype is about 🙌 12740
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Does anyone wanna talk about how this is the best album of all timemusic.apple.comMake Yourself by Incubus on Apple MusicAlbum · 1999 · 13 Songs 120
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wearing my Phish shirt to therapy so she realizes how fucked up I really am 7541
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Woke up with this song in my head so it’s probably gonna be a good daymusic.apple.comPiss Up a Rope by Ween on Apple MusicSong · 1996 · Duration 3:33 080
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Don’t even know when I last heard this song but it’s currently stuck in my head so I just had to listen to it 10 times in a row #JustADHDThingsmusic.apple.comFar Away by Nickelback on Apple MusicSong · 2005 · Duration 3:58 230
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ugh I wanna go to Billy Strings cuz I have never him before but my bank account says no 😭 8260
Churro’s Mom @laminatedliss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Walked over to the neighborhood pool and it was closed even though it is supposed to be open 🙄 So in protest I just laid out in the middle of the grass, cheeky bikini and all. Some neighbors saw me but(t) fuck it 🤷🏻♀️ 0110
