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Chris Lambert

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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
2003 Jetta Wolfsburg 1.8T edt 5spd
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
God I've gotten bad about posting but to those who didn't see. Say hello to Dolly 👋
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Summers been pretty good so far.
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I adore this long roof
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The temptation to pull the Tigger and buy one of these is getting stronger and stronger 🫣😱🥺😬😶😶‍🌫️
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 25/05/2025
I left Twitter with 217k followers and was terrified - the site was the place I got most of my information out for the longest time. I'm so glad I did. I gained more followers here than I ever had there, and I reach a broader and more diverse set of people here.
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
More 🏕️
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
More 🏕️
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Another successful adventure with @scottymckey.bsky.social showing @kayewizz.bsky.social what the U.P. has to offer
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Scotty McCloskey @scottymckey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Adventuring through the Wisconsin Dells with the baby and @lambertchristopher.bsky.social 🏞️
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 23/04/2025
Actor and producer Gabrielle Union on what it means to elicit change and attain true equality in Hollywood
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I have to pride myself I'm making pretty rational decisions.....However the desire to buy a teardrop to escape on the weekends with is incredibly tempting...... Must... Save... Money... Because... impending national doom.... 🥹
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
When surprisingly the one PTO day you were waiting to get approved suddenly gets approved out of nowhere..... Well I guess it's time to burn the airline miles,🛫 probably the only time this year
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
State Park #2
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
As the youths say, it's a vibe
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
There's only one other camper at this state park. Apart from the distant rumble of the highway a few miles out, it's so nice. Spring camping can have its perks. Even if your dodging snow storms, freezing temps, and 50% of everything still being closed 🤣
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
@scottymckey.bsky.social and I got to use up our upper dells boat tour tickets. And man is it worth it
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Much, much needed. Who needs a hotel room when you have a camper and an empty state park. Evening water park passes to end the day
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I really want to like April fool's Day. But when I have to take things very seriously for my job it just becomes more of a damn annoyance throughout the day.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Well, I'm not going to argue with a blowologist.
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
You betcha, I didn't really so much during fasnacht but probably will be getting back into the swing of it
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Okay so the rest of the day was constant program issues left and right. But I'll still take this interaction as a win
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
That's a fair reaction I won't lie 🤣
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Better pouring than... Mositing
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
You know despite having a rough start to the morning, I just had an entire hour-long conversation with a customer I had to call back to sell four different policies too and half the time we just sat there talking their camping trips and life experiences. So fuck my call times, that was worth it
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I think I would pass away with the jump scares 🤣 however peep the fallout 76👀
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Having a 30 minute lunch break can be difficult to whip up something or prepare quick snack even. But the mini rice cooker with a programmable timer has changed it. Tossing some fish or veggies and seasonings and voila 👨‍🍳
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I heard it's nice this time of year
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
*the state right now*
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Absolutely I'm still going to do that at the very least. It's been over 8 years 🤣
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Trust me the feeling is mutual. He's one cocky mf
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Not me looking at Zillow thinking hmmm do I sell everything, find a small bit of land and rig up a dinky cabin for cheap to become a hermit. Then suddenly a pay cut don't seem so bad 🤣
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I miss the days when the more common pick up on the road was little 90's Toyota's and Nissans. At this point most truck buyers don't need anything past a Maverick in size, and the Ranger has gotten far too large.
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Sir have you pissed dressing? Why, yes I have 🤣
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
How the hell is he still in office at this point
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Got to love waking up at 5:00 a.m. with horrible anxiety. For the first time in a long time I have an interview for a job, but then I got to digging into the company and found they really are severely underpaying for this position. An interview will still be good but reviews are leaving little hope.
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I had tried flexjobs.com you do have to pay for the site but it had some good connections and resources for places that we work from home. I remember seeing a few data entry part-time positions out there. That could be something for like 10 hrs a week maybe.
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Join us
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Today at work I had to I had a customer tell me he could get auto insurance for $30 a month (for 2 cars 2 drives in GA((news flash GA isn't great for auto insurance)) and says to me (an insurance agent) that you just gonna know how the system works...to me..an agent. My dude that's a scam🤣
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
*gets email asking for availability for an interview* 😲😃😃😃 Also me *panics when I realized that it's in person and I don't have any dress clothes since it's been 84 damn years*
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/03/2025
Local Birds Pissed Off Feeder Full Of Tourists theonion.com/local-b...
Local Birds Pissed Off Feeder Full Of Tourists
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 03/03/2025
Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
Young bull moose laying down in a field of willow with the morning sun just barely touching the forest beyond.
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
*turns on news briefing when I wake up*. 20 seconds in and the words "trump administration" are mentioned and I just knew what whatever came next would be worth this look
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Yep I've muted words for Trump and Musk. I just want peace, it's out of my control, I don't like what's happening or is gonna happen but it's almost worth saving your energy for when it's gonna be needed most
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Back during the pandemic I deactivated FB for a little over a year and it did my mind wonders with constant headlines bombarding my daily view on the world as things changed and it was doom and gloom. Once again I've gone back down that path and already it's a nice change.
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
@scottymckey.bsky.social just got back from the eye Dr with his eyes dilated.... I am currently living with Helen Keller for the next few hours🧏‍♂️👂🚫 / 🧑‍🦯
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Chris Lambert @lambertchristopher.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I stopped listening to the news in the morning. I feel sad but I can't keep hearing it anymore, it will consume me with the latest breaking news every 3 hrs
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