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phantasmAgaric 🍄

@lalonde.bsky.social
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native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist

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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 49m
call me gender critical the way having sex with me is based and right
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1h
in the wait rose. straight up "holding it". and by"it", haha, well. let's just say. My girlfriend's hand
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 2h
it's complicated. christmas has plenty of musts but no need whereas easter has plenty of needs but no must
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 2h
you do kind of need an advanced understanding of bit theory to watch it properly though. basically everything on screen is exclusively interpretable through a bit-theoretic lens
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 2h
guy whose main gimmick is saying 'well even the devil rests on christmas and easter...'
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 2h
if you think about it it's kind of the spiritual successor to disco elysium
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 3h
unambiguously the most i've enjoyed a new movie in a long time though!!
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 3h
oh my god vince gilligan you've done it again
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 3h
i liked digger but i'm really confused where in the breaking bad timeline chuck mcgill was meant to get up to all that
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 6h
well great british railways isn't really anything *new*. it's just the branding the government is using for the rail system now they're letting the contracts for all the previously-provatised rail franchises expire
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 6h
nothing is more symptomatic of this country's terminal decline than the compulsion politicians have to name new national services 'great british X'. methinks the middle power doth protest to much
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 7h
the metrics may seem simplistic but if you've studied basic linear algebra and political economics you'd know they trivially parameterise the World Communism Now index
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 7h
i have precisely two criteria with which i judge historical and future prime ministers: 1) treating transsexuals with the dignity afforded to residents of the sw1 postcode 2) length of railway track built, newly electrified, and approved (min. 500 mile cutoff)
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 7h
none of you small-minded rubes are ready for me to unleash the sleeping giant that is kingston-upon-thames
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 8h
manifesting the overgroundisation of south london's commuter rail network
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 18h
never in my wildest dreams did i ever dream of becoming a risotto girl
lemon, asparagus and chorizo risotto
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 18h
none of you understand a fraction of my pain..
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 21h
nightmare nightmare nightmare
axonometric map of bank/monument underground station
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
the real problem with cameron winter is that he is simultaneously a soulful young man, an artsy prettyboy, AND a big stupid lunk. utterly devastating to the defenceless indie frontman ecosystem
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
the real problem with cameron winter is that he is simultaneously a soulful young man, an artsy prettyboy, AND a big stupid lunk. utterly devastating to the defenceless indie frontman ecosystem
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
never let anyone tell you we don't need the epa. fucking hell
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
there's nothing like academic work with something to say to make you completely intolerant of academic work with absolutely nothing to say
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
there's nothing like academic work with something to say to make you completely intolerant of academic work with absolutely nothing to say
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
come on mel. indulge in a little pahlavism. you've earnt it
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
honestly if we call it farsi we might as well call arabic 'al-ʿarabiyyatu'
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
lowkey?
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
how bohemian
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
no i will NOT imagine the liberatory potential of new subjectivities!!!! say what you actually mean!!!
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
can a girl not cut loose once in a while
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
saying you're 'opening space for new conversations' sounds lovely, but in practise it's so often a self-congratulatory way of discouraging any actual scrutiny of a position you don't actually have the confidence to defend
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
so bored with people presenting vague tableaux of definitions and 'case studies' like it's show and tell and then hoping that the implicit (or even enforced!) common ground will lead you to a conclusion they can't actually argue for. at some point you've got to make an actual point and stick by it
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
asked really annoying questions at the queer psychoanalysis lectures award
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
hey guys. deterritorialise the phallus or whatever
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
they keep doing this i find
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh NOW we've struck gold
en.wikipedia.org
Sludge bulking - Wikipedia
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
who's who
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hey guys. found a new phrase to work into every conversation i have for the next fortnight
en.wikipedia.org
Activated sludge - Wikipedia
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is very important to me because i love them and i love talking about them
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
anyone who doesn't know the answer and hasn't read the alt-text: please please please tell me what you assume the nature of their relationship is
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
no it's just that i don't think it has quite the same impact if the worst you can get is thirty five minutes from your nearest 21st century european city
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
can you even get rusticated in denmark
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
guys i think they're related
sushi and jasmine lounging on a bed together. they're not touching because they've negotiated workable mother-daughter boundaries
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh fucking hell i got too caught up being a nerd to realise both you and the image were calling me a ners
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
just let me have this
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
do i have any vegan maoist followers willing to parade me before a baying mob with an enormous sign hanging from my neck over this? i think i deserve it
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
despite my soft spot for thorn, the fact that it at least still has a north atlantic conversation zone unfortunately means i have to admit that yogh is by far the most interesting of these
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
just had to evict the sweetest pigeon couple beginning to build a nest in my flat's rear stairwell. this world's too cruel for young fools in love
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what's the fucking point. everyone knows what a palimpsest is now
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
something terrible happen
phan getting mussedtails... gets trolled
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
don't we just!!!!
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