phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 49mcall me gender critical the way having sex with me is based and right 080 8
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1hin the wait rose. straight up "holding it". and by"it", haha, well. let's just say. My girlfriend's hand 0170 17
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 2hit's complicated. christmas has plenty of musts but no need whereas easter has plenty of needs but no must 120 2
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 2hyou do kind of need an advanced understanding of bit theory to watch it properly though. basically everything on screen is exclusively interpretable through a bit-theoretic lens 050 5
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 2hguy whose main gimmick is saying 'well even the devil rests on christmas and easter...' 290 9
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 2hif you think about it it's kind of the spiritual successor to disco elysium 280 8
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 3hunambiguously the most i've enjoyed a new movie in a long time though!! 2160 16
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 3hi liked digger but i'm really confused where in the breaking bad timeline chuck mcgill was meant to get up to all that 1100 10
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 6hwell great british railways isn't really anything *new*. it's just the branding the government is using for the rail system now they're letting the contracts for all the previously-provatised rail franchises expire 020 2
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 6hnothing is more symptomatic of this country's terminal decline than the compulsion politicians have to name new national services 'great british X'. methinks the middle power doth protest to much 1150 15
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 7hthe metrics may seem simplistic but if you've studied basic linear algebra and political economics you'd know they trivially parameterise the World Communism Now index 0110 11
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 7hi have precisely two criteria with which i judge historical and future prime ministers: 1) treating transsexuals with the dignity afforded to residents of the sw1 postcode 2) length of railway track built, newly electrified, and approved (min. 500 mile cutoff) 1271 27
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 7hnone of you small-minded rubes are ready for me to unleash the sleeping giant that is kingston-upon-thames 050 5
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 8hmanifesting the overgroundisation of south london's commuter rail network 2100 10
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 18hnever in my wildest dreams did i ever dream of becoming a risotto girl 2150 15
Reposted by phantasmAgaric 🍄phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026the real problem with cameron winter is that he is simultaneously a soulful young man, an artsy prettyboy, AND a big stupid lunk. utterly devastating to the defenceless indie frontman ecosystem 1152 15
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026the real problem with cameron winter is that he is simultaneously a soulful young man, an artsy prettyboy, AND a big stupid lunk. utterly devastating to the defenceless indie frontman ecosystem 1152 15
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026never let anyone tell you we don't need the epa. fucking hell 060 6
Reposted by phantasmAgaric 🍄phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026there's nothing like academic work with something to say to make you completely intolerant of academic work with absolutely nothing to say 1202 20
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026there's nothing like academic work with something to say to make you completely intolerant of academic work with absolutely nothing to say 1202 20
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026come on mel. indulge in a little pahlavism. you've earnt it 170 7
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026honestly if we call it farsi we might as well call arabic 'al-ʿarabiyyatu' 030 3
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026no i will NOT imagine the liberatory potential of new subjectivities!!!! say what you actually mean!!! 0111 11
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026saying you're 'opening space for new conversations' sounds lovely, but in practise it's so often a self-congratulatory way of discouraging any actual scrutiny of a position you don't actually have the confidence to defend 1130 13
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026so bored with people presenting vague tableaux of definitions and 'case studies' like it's show and tell and then hoping that the implicit (or even enforced!) common ground will lead you to a conclusion they can't actually argue for. at some point you've got to make an actual point and stick by it 190 9
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16/10/2026asked really annoying questions at the queer psychoanalysis lectures award 1120 12
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 15/10/2026hey guys. deterritorialise the phallus or whatever 3200 20
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026oh NOW we've struck golden.wikipedia.orgSludge bulking - Wikipedia 0230 23
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026hey guys. found a new phrase to work into every conversation i have for the next fortnighten.wikipedia.orgActivated sludge - Wikipedia 4503 50
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026this is very important to me because i love them and i love talking about them 0100 10
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026anyone who doesn't know the answer and hasn't read the alt-text: please please please tell me what you assume the nature of their relationship is 6160 16
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026no it's just that i don't think it has quite the same impact if the worst you can get is thirty five minutes from your nearest 21st century european city 010 1
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026oh fucking hell i got too caught up being a nerd to realise both you and the image were calling me a ners 180 8
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026do i have any vegan maoist followers willing to parade me before a baying mob with an enormous sign hanging from my neck over this? i think i deserve it 1220 22
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026despite my soft spot for thorn, the fact that it at least still has a north atlantic conversation zone unfortunately means i have to admit that yogh is by far the most interesting of these 180 8
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026just had to evict the sweetest pigeon couple beginning to build a nest in my flat's rear stairwell. this world's too cruel for young fools in love 1270 27
phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026what's the fucking point. everyone knows what a palimpsest is now 2241 24
Reposted by phantasmAgaric 🍄phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 11/10/2026something terrible happen 1584 58