lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hmmmm . . . alright. but you have to be careful! the pool drains, dude. they are *powerful*. do NOT sit on them!!! 010
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i don't want any food. i'm good. really. i guess i can't exactly say no to the gifts if you've, like, already bought 'em . . . 000
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026slow down! i can't understand a word, kiddo. you lost me a dinner. 100
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 23/09/2026like i said. i keep lettin' her back, don't i? i'm gonna go cannonball now. you two have fun doing, uh, whatever this is. martian flirting or whatever. no judgement! 102
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 23/09/2026. . . 're kinda boring! look, if a pretty lady wants to trap me with her tits? that's on me. hey, i keep letting del in, don't i? 110
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 23/09/2026( big exhale. looking at kiki as if to say: 'this guy'. ) well, i mean, alright man . . . 110
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 23/09/2026hey dude, if you're hot, just, like, take off the big suit? 210
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 09/09/2026hey, no, it's cool, it's cool. it's okay to admit you're struggling. i'll show you, watch! ( he yanks the ball from her right as she's furthest from it, sending her crashing, and throws the ball across the park. ) OH SHIT, BALL!!!!!! ( pouncing off after it. ) 000
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 05/09/2026uh, yo, kid, i don't wanna alarm you, but that is *totally* not how you lift balls. and i'd know, 'cos, i mean, i've picked up a lotta balls in my time. 010
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026have you been listening to *anything* i'm saying right now? 010
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026that's what they all say. know how long it takes to book the appointment? five minutes. know how long the appointment lasts? an hour, tops! 000
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026shit, man. i'm not saying i'm disappointed, but to be honest? i'm thinking a little less of you right now. 000
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026look, if you see a machete lying around, it's probably mine. you've gotta be careful, if you don't praise it every half an hour it gets PISSED. 000
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026cruk, man! they're totally gonna beat my ass at el colacho. i'm gonna be a *laughing stock*. it's BloodLet '95 all over again. 000
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 18/07/2026i'm starting to think there might be people in here . . . 010
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 05/07/2026static.klipy.comMonkey Regretting ThinkingALT: Monkey Regretting Thinking 010
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 21/06/2026dawg they crukked up my denny's order four times . . . 000
lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 19/05/2026it's cool man, she's got, like, a leash and shit. and doggy bags. i'm trained. 000
Reposted by lalo"Dusty" Riptide @howfastcanwego.bsky.social · 29/04/2026ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ hey. wanna take a ride? ㅤ 11011