iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

lalo

@laloification.bsky.social

57 followers 40 following 812 posts

werewolf himbo dude. | roleplay | eng/spa | sci-fi | 18+

Posts Replies Media

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hmmmm . . . alright. but you have to be careful! the pool drains, dude. they are *powerful*. do NOT sit on them!!!

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

yeah, and?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

okay, okay . . .

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

do i know you???

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i don't want any food. i'm good. really. i guess i can't exactly say no to the gifts if you've, like, already bought 'em . . .

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

what about the kids?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

. . . was i not gonna? i'm not *that* old.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

slow down! i can't understand a word, kiddo. you lost me a dinner.

100

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hnnnngh. yo.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

nah. i'm keeping it low-key.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

another year older . . .

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

hey, no, it's cool, it's cool. it's okay to admit you're struggling. i'll show you, watch! ( he yanks the ball from her right as she's furthest from it, sending her crashing, and throws the ball across the park. ) OH SHIT, BALL!!!!!! ( pouncing off after it. )

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

uh, yo, kid, i don't wanna alarm you, but that is *totally* not how you lift balls. and i'd know, 'cos, i mean, i've picked up a lotta balls in my time.

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

you got some?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

are you the people who kidnapped art?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

what?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

oh shit, really? sick! where were they?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

who're you?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

pffft, *no*.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

gotta compliment it before it gets angry.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

no, i checked there!

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

have you been listening to *anything* i'm saying right now?

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

how do you know if you don't find out?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

that's what they all say. know how long it takes to book the appointment? five minutes. know how long the appointment lasts? an hour, tops!

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

shit, man. i'm not saying i'm disappointed, but to be honest? i'm thinking a little less of you right now.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

you don't give blood?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

it's like a blood bank!

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

right. 'cos if you *don't*, it gets angry.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

look, if you see a machete lying around, it's probably mine. you've gotta be careful, if you don't praise it every half an hour it gets PISSED.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

cruk, man! they're totally gonna beat my ass at el colacho. i'm gonna be a *laughing stock*. it's BloodLet '95 all over again.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

yo, anyone seen my machete?

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

okay i've cased this joint . . .

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

static.klipy.com

Monkey Regretting Thinking

ALT: Monkey Regretting Thinking

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

yo i'm literally none of these what the cruk???

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

dawg they crukked up my denny's order four times . . .

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

it's cool man, she's got, like, a leash and shit. and doggy bags. i'm trained.

000

Reposted by lalo

"Dusty" Riptide @howfastcanwego.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ hey. wanna take a ride? ㅤ

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

who's imo? i'm lalo. *lalo*. your memory going too?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

yo, dawg, am i going crazy or are those, like, grey hairs i'm seeing? we're not old enough for that shit.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

( growling in wolfish. )

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

( swearing back. )

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

yeah, yeah, and, like, in *many ways* . . . the language police of *ourselves*. woah . . .

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

i mean, isn't the point of this whole thing that we're the language police of, like, *each other*?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

you can't say that word, dawg.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

hey dude you might wanna delete this art is literally crukking missing???????

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

they're the, uh . . . the things, right? yeah, i feel like i know them . . . they . . . they died in the war.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

time lord . . . ?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

*valerie*? how do you know her?

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

uh, okay? well maybe go think about it then. i've gotta go find the mom of my kids.

000

lalo @laloification.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

uh, yeah, sure, hang on, i've got a poster. here. prolly working for someone else but, uh, you know her?

000