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LakesideHomo

@lakesidehomo.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 | 36 | AL | NSFW 18+ | He/Him Chubby guy who appreciates and finds beauty in bodies of every shape, size, color, and expression. DMs open. Be respectful.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 8h
Translated: “Daddy Vladi says I can’t do that.”
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 8h
It’s in reference to Anthony Scaramucci who was a WH Communications Director in the first DT term. He was fired after 10 days, which folks began referring to as “a Scaramucci.” This woman was tossed after five days, so “half a Scaramucci.”
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 11h
“I loved that Daddy Trump wanted to hurt everybody else. But man, I didn’t know he was gonna hurt me too. 😭 It just ain’t fair. But at least we ain’t got that black woman and her goofy laugh.”
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 18h
She only lasted half a Scaramucci
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Exactly. Because according to their lot, women are objects to be grabbed, objectified, owned, and punched. They can get out of my face with their bullshit about “protecting women and girls” when they’re abusing them and forcing kids to give birth. Fuck that.
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Up, down, side to side!
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Posted an invitation for my county Democratic Party. My cousin decided he wanted to try me on this day. 👊🏼
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hot damn 🥵👅
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Activity pillow” 🛒💳
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Umm…okay cutie! Look at you looking so good in that yellow!
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Let’s not pretend she’s some enlightened and reformed soul. She’s still a racist and bigoted piece of shit. All of this that she’s doing is a front to make her own name when she decides to run and the Cheeto Pedo isn’t the golden ticket to success anymore. Always & Forever, fuck MTG.
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m not gonna prop up MTG for “seeing the light.” Everything that MAGA is today, she helped build. She promoted it and enabled it. The only reason she’s raging now is because she fell out of favor with that orange blob of bullshit. If not for that, she’d still be cheering it on.
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Well, her boss thinks he’s Jesus.
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’ve been to Ivy Green, her childhood home. Beautiful place. It’s been years since I’ve been, but maybe I need to plan a trip since I’m only an hour away.
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“That dick ass fuck stain…” might be my new go-to when speaking about people I hate. 🤣
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Couldn’t be me 😈
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sinfully delicious 🥵
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So I’m free Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. When is breakfast?
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
At work. Thinking about plump hairy butts and pretty penises.
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Alec Baldwin: Sigh Daydreaming
ALT: Alec Baldwin: Sigh Daydreaming
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Working in emergency services means hearing sirens in the distance and thinking “please don’t involve me.” 🤣
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If we can learn anything from the past 10 years, it’s that polls don’t tell the full story. Polls are indicative of who gets called and who answers the phone. Talk to your people. The only polls that matter are the ones where votes are cast. Keep your foot on the gas. 22 days left!
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good morning!!
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m the friend that says “If you go running back for a 3rd/4th time to the man that lied to you, disrespected you, used you, and made you cry every day, I’ll never speak to you again. Because I refuse to watch you accept less than you and your child deserve just because it’s comfortable.”
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m not the “I’ll support and love you no matter what” friend. I’m the friend that will say “You’re fucking stupid.” Not because I want to hurt you. But because I love you enough to see what you can’t or won’t. I’m not for the soft and delicate. I’m not mean, but I am direct.
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Raise your hand if you told your bestie that they were STUPID for marrying a man they only knew for 2 months, but only actually met 3 times. Raise your hand if you told them something was wrong with him & he gave bad vibes. Raise your hand if you predicted divorce. Raise your hand if you were right.
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Friends: Ross Geller's Surprised Reaction
ALT: Friends: Ross Geller's Surprised Reaction
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What the fuck is happening? 🤣
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Toni Storm Covered in Pie on WWE SmackDown
ALT: Toni Storm Covered in Pie on WWE SmackDown
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
4 is the most correct option. 8 is acceptable, but not ideal. All others are insanity.
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Glad you feel better!
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’d dive in face first 👅
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Anybody want to use my mouth?
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Glad you’re safe! Hope things progress much faster than estimated.
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🥰🥰🥰
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
6’ and 13/14 🦶🏻
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Before hair and makeup
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Butt Sandwich
ALT: Butt Sandwich
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have such beautiful friends!
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Aaron Grahlman: I'm On My Way Meme
ALT: Aaron Grahlman: I'm On My Way Meme
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Behold my vanilla ass 😅 If the jar is empty, I’m either not into or haven’t tried it.
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My longtime fwb is coming over to feed me his dick, so enjoy this wayback throwback for humpday!
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am ravenously horny today
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Cubsession @teddy-cub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, it's #humpday? I didn't realize 😈
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Utah Gay Boudoir @utahgayboudoir.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you've got it, haunt it. 📸: UtahGayBoudoir
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Brooke Davis: Do You Have An Inside Voice?
ALT: Brooke Davis: Do You Have An Inside Voice?
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s like a tropical paradise
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Joe Pacheco's Funny Coconut Drink Moment
ALT: Joe Pacheco's Funny Coconut Drink Moment
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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does anyone else have a coworker who talks excessively loud? Like it’s almost like their voice doesn’t operate below like a 7 on a 1-10 scale? It’s your day off. Why are you at the office? Shut up and go home!!
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Be Quiet Shh
ALT: Be Quiet Shh
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Cubsession @teddy-cub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hope y'all have a lovely Monday! I'll be like this for most of it 😜 #mcm
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