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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 13h

Behold my vanilla ass 😅 If the jar is empty, I’m either not into or haven’t tried it.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 14h

My longtime fwb is coming over to feed me his dick, so enjoy this wayback throwback for humpday!

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 15h

I am ravenously horny today

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Cubsession @teddy-cub.bsky.social · 15h

Oh, it's #humpday? I didn't realize 😈

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Utah Gay Boudoir @utahgayboudoir.bsky.social · 16h

If you've got it, haunt it. 📸: UtahGayBoudoir

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Does anyone else have a coworker who talks excessively loud? Like it’s almost like their voice doesn’t operate below like a 7 on a 1-10 scale? It’s your day off. Why are you at the office? Shut up and go home!!

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Be Quiet Shh

ALT: Be Quiet Shh

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Cubsession @teddy-cub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hope y'all have a lovely Monday! I'll be like this for most of it 😜 #mcm

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 | NSFW @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

something soft for your sunday 😌

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Surgery in a few weeks and the consequent two weeks off of work will hopefully help me reset and renew my mindset.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A manager’s failure and absolute refusal to manage is what leads to toxic workplaces. If the employees are the ones who always have to pick up the slack while “leaders” never leave the office, never miss a day off, never pull any extra weight…that’s a big reason you can’t keep employees.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A Republican Alabama state representative has been arrested and charged with human trafficking and soliciting prostitution. 62 year old Rep. Brett Easterbrook represents Washington County, as well as parts of Clarke and Baldwin Counties.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There’s a pedophile convention happening in Mobile right now

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If your office is closed from 12-1 for lunch, why are you scheduling appointments at 1:00? Why not make the first appointment at 1:15?

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I would love to gobble more cock.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The desire to fellate a man’s phallus is overwhelmingly strong today. Any volunteers?

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Should I get a pool? I know it’s too late this year, but looking ahead to next summer.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So, uh…I found this frightening piece of horror in my yard today. Hoping that it has moved far, far away.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Blue Assberry is a great flavor! Patron Saint of CAKE!

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It feels incredible outside! So nice to be able to do yard work and not be suffocating and drenched in sweat.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As one Ms. Thelma Harper once said: “You ain’t playin’ with a full deck, Mitch! I think somebody blew your pilot light out. You know what? You’ve got splinters in the windmills of your mind. You’re playing hockey with a warped puck!”

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mitch McConnell’s corpse was wheeled onto the Senate floor today to vote for a federal judge nominee.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Congress comes back tomorrow? What are the odds that Mitch McCorpse will be there?

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Feeling a bit defeated at the moment.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Let’s hope this will help with my sore throat and cough.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

So…how long do you think it’ll be before Fetterman officially changes parties? His video tonight at the GOP convention was…interesting.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You know what’s great about being a whole grown ass 36 year old adult with free will? Deviled eggs. And the realization that I can make them whenever I want.

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Clarence Comiendo Huevos Endiablados

ALT: Clarence Comiendo Huevos Endiablados

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I have a new neighbor. I had never met her before, but she was mowing grass a few days ago & it was miserably hot. I walked outside with a bottle of water & gave to her. She has a huge yard, so about an hour later I took another. This morning she left a note & a whole case of water on my porch.

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Leprosaria @leprosaria.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Tuesday Thoughts - I am a (VERY) firm believer in the phrase "fuck your friends". But you can, and maybe should consider, being friends with people even if you don't want to fuck them. Friendships needn't be transactional and, I think, they shouldn't be. Just be good to your friends, sex or no.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Apparently the new helipad at the White House is complete and ready to use. How long do we think it’ll be before it’s cracked, broken, and “vandalized?”

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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

happy labor day!

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Can’t wait to get home, take a shower, and take my ass to bed! What a hellacious shift. 😩

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Lubed up my thick piece and slipped it in a hole today. Airway insertion skill refresher days are always fun.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I feel like I tend to sometimes be hypersexual. Like, I can get hard from a cool breeze. But lately I’m just totally uninterested in sex, yet I’m still frequently ferociously horny. Maybe I’m just tired of casual sex devoid of connection where it’s like “K. Thanks. Bye.”

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Sometimes I think that if I just packed up and moved somewhere that was more aligned with my values, it would be better for my mental health. But I’m a 6th generation Alabamian and the 4th to live on this same piece of land. Leaving might heal me. But I think it would also destroy me.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Everyone else, please don’t ignore and write off Alabama Democrats this cycle. You can help too. Donate to Doug’s campaign. If you have friends/family here, talk to them about voting. He is who we need as Governor. He’s competent, compassionate, & capable. The exact opposite of Tuberville.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

ALABAMA Cuties: We have a real chance to MAKE A CHANGE this election with Doug Jones leading the Democratic ticket! PLEASE get involved by phone banking, knocking doors, signing up to be a precinct captain at your polling place. DM me & let me help connect you to your local Democratic Party HQ.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Your job would replace you before your funeral flowers died. Stop giving them your soul. Yeah…that’s why I’m a “meets expectations” employee. I used to be an “exceeds expectations” employee until I realized that that really just means you’re the company doormat.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Some people are simply exhausting to be around.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

WHERE THE FUCK IS CAROL BURNETT?!! I want her under 24/7 watch!

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Canada said FAFO and announced today that 25-50% retaliatory tariffs on goods produced in major states in critical GOP Senate races: Alaska, Maine, Michigan, Georgia, Texas, Ohio, and North Carolina. O Canada! 🥰

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Breakfast for dinner hits different. And don’t judge my biscuits. It’s only the second time I’ve ever made them from scratch.

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LakesideHomo @lakesidehomo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The Queen is dead. Long live the Queen.

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