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You know, Quasimodo predicted all this. // Lake (beyond_belief) @ AO3 // lakeeffectgirl @ dreamwidth

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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 16h
I'm watching The Dropout and I love the one Walgreen's guy who just eats food while he looks like he thinks the meeting taking place around him is hilarious.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 23h
Go to Kohl's to use my $40 Kohl's cash, earn $50 Kohl's cash to use next week. 😆 (I had to replace my cordless vac I broke cleaning the garage a few weeks ago, so it's fine, just makes me laugh at the endless cycle.)
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am a relatively solitary-leaning person, and have been making friends on the internet for thirty years - sometimes I forget that it's actually nice to talk to people out loud or (on video) face to face.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Making this for dinner - the marinade for the tofu tasted great, and I mixed the dressing with the chickpeas so they can marinate for a while. Tofu is in the oven so I will report back!! www.lazycatkitchen.com/greek-bowls-...
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Greek bowls with lemon tofu - Lazy Cat Kitchen
Greek bowls with lemon tofu are simple to make, rich in protein (36 g per serving) and perfect for batch prep. Vegan and can be gluten-free.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
After telling my dad that Perry Mason (the old TV show) is in the Yuletide tagset (I have explained YT before so he knows what it is): Dad: someone should ask for a story that uses as many PM episode tropes as possible, all in one, just for the hilarity Me: that sounds fun enough I might ask for it
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
not gonna lie, my lack of desire to write anything the last few months has been bumming me out, but the Yuletide tagset is a complete delight of a thousand things I am into so I am tentatively excited about words again
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I looked at that Amazon about you page that everyone is posting about and it's very skewed by the fact that I'm always ordering stuff for family members 😆 got the cat right, but also thinks we have a dog? Got me here though:
screenshot reading product preferences, systematically collects tv seriesscreenshot reading diet and nutrition, likely prefers bakery treats, especially chocolate snack cakes. it's not wrong there.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
posting [redacted NHL player] on Tumblr in 2026? immediate unfollow.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I will never not be mad at the third season of Arrested Development. Ruined me for ever watching the rest.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Going thru some 20+ year-old boxes of receipts my mom saved and damn everything was so cheap. A chair from the good furniture store for $275. The mail order Gevalia coffee for $5.95 a bag. 😩
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking there had to be something else in that insider trading bill to make the Ds reject it so hard, and aha -
Screenshot of text from a Reuters article, quote the legislation also contained a Republican provision to tighten requirements on photo IDs needed to vote in American elections - ​language Democrats labeled a poison pill they said would make it more difficult for eligible citizens to vote in federal elections, end quote
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tonight I just winged it and we had pan-fried veggie gyoza, green beans, and brown rice, with a peanut sauce I just threw together as the optional sauce - and Mr Lake's Dad said it was good, so: 💪
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me: ok I'm going to sign up for work fantasy football league but w/e IDC how my team actually does me earlier today, watching the London game w/ my dad: aww damn I have two of these [Colts players] but their numbers suck me tonight: I won, I won, I had two of the top five performers today, I won
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
White Collar 1x04: Is this Artie from The Sopranos?!! (It is.)
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching the White Collar pilot (I have seen this before but I remember none of it) and LOL, the line straight out of Ocean's 11 is *chef's kiss*.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We live on a fairly busy traffic corner, which has taken me some getting used to after a quieter neighborhood, but someone just drove past blasting "Summer of '69" and I am DELIGHTED.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He likes watching RJ Decker in particular.
An orange cat watches the show RJ Decker while a person's foot touches his booty.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My eyebrow lady and I were talking about Verity today (she read part of the book, I read the movie spoilers), and she revealed she's one of those people who doesn't read the epilogues to things.
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remain not a football person but I have turned on the Browns vs Steelers game several times tonight just because the despairingly disappointed faces Aaron Rogers keeps making crack me up.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For dinner tonight I did this (the first time my dad ever had tofu!) - the chili crunch I have is very spicy so I used the Huy Fong chili-garlic sauce instead, and Mr Lake's Dad and I agreed it was delicious: thefirstmess.com/2026/09/16/s...
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Spicy Peanut Kale Salad with Crispy Tofu & Charred Corn | The First Mess
Peanut kale salad pairs crispy baked tofu and charred corn with a spicy peanut chili crisp dressing, ready in 30 minutes for a quick dinner.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Peyton Manning Nationwide commercial is on) My dad: Whatever happened to Peyton Manning? Me: This.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Because this is what happens to me, I then went to Kohl's since I was still in the mood to try on clothes, and found two pairs of jeans that I didn't have to get altered. 😆
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make it exist first. You can make it good later. Says Skeletor thinking this octopus staff needs some more work.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm at Nordstrom and this salesperson is the bomb but she has pulled me in-style jeans, which all look dumb on my weirdly shaped body. (I am like a beach ball on popsicle sticks, lol.)
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol this phishing email... dept of homeland security 😂
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
absolutely not
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yesterday someone passed me on a double yellow going across the railroad tracks because they were apparently annoyed I slowed down for a marked rough (and known from previous) crossing. I hope their car falls apart.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Am I getting so many ads for SiPhox because I read a bunch of reviews for the Elizabeth Holmes documentary?
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is how I need to think about it whenever I have to send an all-employees email at work. 😆
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Oranj has been so snuggly the last couple days, which makes me think we're approaching actual autumn and not fake autumn. 😆
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why yes StitchFix, I would like to wear Halloween earrings and Christmas socks together at the same time 😆
screenshot of several clothing items suggested together as an outfit, including witch hat Halloween earrings and socks decorated with Christmas imagery
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I made this for dinner, which I have made before for me but wasn't sure my dad would be into it (but he was) - if you try, I recommend doubling the orange. thefirstmess.com/2020/03/11/c...
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Cold Ginger Noodle Salad with Mint, Edamame & Orange | The First Mess
Cold ginger noodle salad with mint, edamame, and orange. A fresh, meal prep-friendly weeknight dinner or packed lunch ready in 30 minutes.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Getting a good grade in the work fantasy football draft, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Grocery delivery accidentally sent a bag of unsweetened coconut I didn't order. What should we do with it?
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
joined the work fantasy football league and: me: I'm ready to come in last bc all I know about football I learned from the league co-worker: kickers and defense, that's who you draft first me: I don't know shit but I know that's false 😂
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How my 🍊 son boy feels about my AO3 stats.
An orange cat on a laptop keyboard.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Movers round 2 today for the piece of furniture I wasn't sure would fit the first round, and all the stuff I hadn't gotten packed. I think I am leaving Giant Pearl Harbor poster behind, though. It lived a good secondhand life covering the mismatched wall.
Wall sized art style poster of Ben Affleck in Pearl Harbor the movie.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what the hell is the new episode of Lanterns. telling Garret Dillahunt to put his dick away. come on.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
adventures in scared baby: I got up to pee last night & the Oranj laid under my feet while doing so, then laid in the corner of the hall & refused to come back into my room - I thought seriously for a minute that my dad had died & this was a cat's way of telling me - no it was just raining 😿
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"What's Fern Gully?" "Avatar but good." okay I officially like this dumb President Curtis show
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me to my dad as I unpacked a shirt I ordered from StitchFix: "So I mostly ordered this because it was on clearance for twenty bucks but last night while watching a random Sopranos episode, I realized it looks like something Tony Soprano would wear."
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HR is not my jam but watching the Paul Gross news go around today has been 100% delightful.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Workplace has returned to a centralized announcement site (vs sending emails); Boss & I just looked at each other and shook our heads like "everything old is new again", bc we had this same idea back in the late 90s and we're two of the small handful of people left around to even remember it. 😆
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I should get to bill other departments at workplace every time someone calls me because said departments don't have a) published phone numbers, or b) phones at all.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
World's best AO3 comment 😆
Screenshot of text that reads agonized wailing intensifies
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I swear I didn't pick purple just to be a good cat background.
A large orange cat sits on flowered sheets with a purple wall behind him.
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
as it was somehow up for grabs, I now own kindafamous dot org yet again 😆 what am I going to do with it, who knows!
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lake @lakeeffect.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
looking for one of my old, old fanfics and Google's dumb AI has this to say about my former self - which, I don't want this but also it's so funny
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