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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London

@elizachance.bsky.social
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A Technocratic Union operative, Eliza Chance is a biological supercomputer with a crippling addiction to pop culture trash. (Roleplay account for London Mage, a roleplay server for Mage: The Ascension. Invite link: discord.gg/faZ3h2e8)

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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Quick FAQ. Yes, we are aware that an uplifted possum (@awsmpwsm.bsky.social) has gone over to the traditions and become a magical girl. No, that is not a vtuber model. That is an actual possum. If you see this possum, please alert the nearest NWO representative.
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Progenitor stereotype: Genetic savants twisting life into unnatural utilitarian forms. Progenitor reality: They are 8 hours into Skyrim's character creator and they just closed it out so they can load up more mods and try again.
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"Oh the mages are such plucky rebels standing up to the big, bad Technocracy." Remind me what the infant mortality rate was when these dicks could do whatever they wanted and everyone else was living in shacks. They built a wall to keep you out. We put progress in your hands and named it a hospital.
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Dwayne Johnson - You're Welcome (from Moana/Official Video)
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Is it unmutual to admit that Verbena propaganda looks pretty good these days?
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Trees Hate You on Steam
Hike through the worst forest full of the most horrible trees. Do not trust them. The trees will trick you. They will bully you. They will hurt you. If only you could find an axe...
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Been quiet lately, I know. How is it possible for a progenitor to get strep throat? Your regularly scheduled Eliza will be active again soon.
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Chilling out in my tank. Floating and breathing in the oxygenated coolant. Watching the techs monitor my vitals and my not so vitals. Parsing Technocratic intranet traffic with 95% of my brain. Using the other 5% to watching 10 episodes of One Piece at the same time. Feelin' cute. This is the life.
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Day 4 working with the technotots. Today we had some guest speakers from Iteration X who ran the kids through a digital web demonstration. You know, cause I wouldn't have been able to handle that myself. Iterators are the worst. Had to deal with their snide comments all day. The tea I could spill.
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
//I would like to introduce @rebeljohnson.bsky.social. She is one of the Storytellers on the Mage server my character is from (London Mage - Invite Code: discord.gg/faZ3h2e8). Her character is an Akashic cowboy and she is even writing a book based on her! Welcome to the bluesky roleplay club.
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
//For those that follow, I would like to introduce one of my friends, @laiahernandez.bsky.social. She plays this character on the same discord server I do (London Mage - Invite Code: discord.gg/549argSG) is now part of the bluesky RP account club!
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Day 3 with the Technotots! Today the game I led them through is called "Hide". It is an evasion game where we let the kids loose in a little-used section of the construct and set a few of the progenitor's devourers after them. They've been declawed and defanged, so we just call them nibblers.
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Day 2 of working with the Technotots! Today we played "Conformity". We subject the kids to a low-level empathic link and then have them synchronize movements to see who can be most identical to the child next to them. The NWO monitors the results, of course, and they liked what they saw today. #WoD
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Taking care of the construct Technotots today and we played "Deviant". We pick a random metric (weight, IQ, jump height) and measure the kids based on that. Any child that is two standard deviations off average is a reality deviant and the normal children hunt them with net guns! Classic fun! #WoD
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Would the owner of an indestructible, immovable black SUV with a bunch of brass light fixtures and cogs all over it please park it anywhere but in front of our construct? Disintegration isn't working and we are out of ideas. This wasn't funny the last eight times, Etherites. It isn't funny now.
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
People are always banging on about how intolerant the Technocracy is. If I clone an Akashic super kami guru or whatever and say that the clone is just as "spiritually awakened" as the original are they going to accept that? Meanwhile, Technocracy has the Doctrine of Mutuality. Same body, same merit.
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We made up Warhammer 40K orks as a joke to make fun of Etherites and it just ended up strengthening their hand with the consensus. Make it make sense.
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
For the people wondering if the Artemis II mission was a Technocratic Union operation. Surprisingly not. That team was doing their own thing and pulled it off. No hypertech required. Current consensus tech only. Great job, folks! Legitimately impressive.
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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Some people ask me, "Ms. Chance. You are a genegineered Progenitor supercomputer. So, what, do you think you're better than me?" Yes. Not only do I think I am. I can prove I am better than you with objective testing and metrics. That said, a part of me really, really wishes I wasn't.
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