unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🍓 || i made myself laugh really hard cuz what if I just made my Halloween event emmet himself but he's dressed as ingo 010
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🍓 || gear station's layout changes every time you step foot inside of it Ingo did not go to Hisui he just got lost as a result of this and the entirety of pla was his dehydrated hallucinations volo isn't real he can't hurt you he's a figment of Ingo's imagination 110
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🍓 || it's okay twin there will be more with gen10 release because they will stop cucking me and emmet will be in the game...! (delusional, ingo would still be more popular even if he wasnt there and emmet was) 110
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🍓 || I have a submas phase approximately every 2-3 years so I have no merch ... I'm waiting on some key chains though and praying there's some merch at the con I'm going to ( guy who is Scottish there's only ever Popular popular merch ) but every past phase I am obsessed with ingo something went + 110
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🍓 || I got mine custom made from an aliexpress seller, generally easier for me than ordering from American stores. I wanted to make it myself but nursing makes every living hour a nightmare I would not have had the time OTL I want that creator's ita bag though I need to make an ingo ita bag..... 111
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🍓 || the brim of the hat is the wrong colour but it's fine. I can probably put fabric over it myself if I have the time ( doubtful, but I'll be able to do it for a future con ) but the rest has real good quality so it's find I forgive them 110
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🍓 || it's that or I make him a zombie. which i might do actually. i enjoy zombies. 020
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🍓 || what if I just do hisuian emmet for Halloween. he got thrown into the distortion instead and unfortunately he's been thrown right back into the middle of NYC. 110
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am Emmet. I must feel something. Or the Basculin population will be effected. 000
Reposted by unova's most normal guyunova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🍓 || I forget this website is a hellhole and doesn't let ppl dm sometimes so umm I think posting the link publicly is fine. I think I set up verification well enough Pkmn/pkmn adjacent accounts ok to join!!! discord.gg/wCsXxHjh4discord.ggJoin the say something nice about emmet or get banned Discord Server!Check out the say something nice about emmet or get banned community on Discord – hang out with 5 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat. 013
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🍓 || emmet however cannot say anything he wears clown shoes <3 010
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🍓 || oh I wish you had not reminded me of them I forgot they're so ugly sorry burgh... 110
Reposted by unova's most normal guyBurgh. 🦋 @casteliasmuse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[ appropriate reaction to seeing his Fuck Ass Elf Shoes to be honest ] 111
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🍓 || I forget this website is a hellhole and doesn't let ppl dm sometimes so umm I think posting the link publicly is fine. I think I set up verification well enough Pkmn/pkmn adjacent accounts ok to join!!! discord.gg/wCsXxHjh4discord.ggJoin the say something nice about emmet or get banned Discord Server!Check out the say something nice about emmet or get banned community on Discord – hang out with 5 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat. 013
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@xtransceivers.bsky.social I forgot this place doesn't let people dm snaps my fingers I think posting this publicly should be fine if I set up verification right :v discord.gg/wCsXxHjh4discord.ggJoin the say something nice about emmet or get banned Discord Server!Check out the say something nice about emmet or get banned community on Discord – hang out with 5 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat. 010
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🍓 || yes of course ^▽^ I trust their judgement 100
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026📲 hospital walk 📲 thank you 📲 you were not very helpful vet not dmv doctor 010
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026📲static.klipy.comLapiscel's Crying CrashoutALT: Lapiscel's Crying Crashout 100
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026📲 archeops can carry me 📲 actually eelektross 📲 archeops brioke my arm 📲 cabyou turnhimback into a fossil 📲 vet 100
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026📲 expensive 📲 andyou are a doctor 📲 at the dmv (????) 110
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026📲 i live in nombasa city 📲 📲 i will walk 100
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026📲 i donot know what thatmeans 📲 i amlike basically a joltik 📲 i have heard people call me a zoroark okayhold on 📲 [ a brighter photo. yeah it does not take a doctor to tell it's broken ] 100
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026▽ he's also understandably depressed and incredibly anxious ▽ a lot of contamination, magical thinking, and harm ocd thoughts 000
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026▽ some warnings !!!!! so people can block or mute for comfort !!!!! ▽ to be clear emmet does not meet diagnostic criteria to be considered to have an eating disorder. it is not intentional, but his eating is disordered, and he misses a lot of meals by accident. breakfast is coffee and 4 cigarettes 100
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026📲 myddocyor s is closed and i hatehim also 📲 ithink it is hroken 📲 Mt armi mean 📲 not my docotr 📲 buthimtoo maybe 100
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🍓 || and them beating me with rocks of course 110
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🍓 || my friendship with sunny is them being sweet and kind and patient with me and then me lying about them 110
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026coughs up blood ( because sunny hit me ) 000
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🍓 || nevermind. i was the change sunny wanted to see in the world. i made a pokemon verse server because sunny held me at gunpoint too they beat me with a brick until i finished it. so like if you want to join. like this and i will send the invite code. don't let my suffering go to waste. 311
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026▽ shipping ok with heavy chem; i don't really have any emmet ships i like though except evelyn and no one but me writes her :( ▽ i don't really write ships often, ocs ARE preferred tho ▽ main ship available with chem, just ask ▽ i'm very wary about tr4inwreckshipping sorry volo fans you scare me 100
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026▽ that being said, he's being verrry normal about ingo; at least on the outside ▽ very stressed, depressed, and constantly catastrophizing in his mind ▽ but !! he has a job to do !! so he'll keep smiling, no matter how tired he is ▽ spends nights doing his own investigative work, get this man to bed 100
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026▽ emmet ▽ 32 and balding ▽ he / him ▽ transgender, bisexual ▽ autistic and adhd ▽ undiagnosed ocd ▽ written with the assumption ingo is still missing cuz za vagueposting about them was annoying ▽ he looks the same except beard and he wears a grey waistcoat; owns a key stone, put into a pocket watch 100
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@casteliasmuse.bsky.social 📲 eslesa 📲 [ a blurry photo of a joltik ] 📲 skysla 📲 another blurry photo of joltik. but it's sat on top of an equally blurry archeops' head ] 📲 thisom3 is you brugh 📲 [ you guessed it. another blurry photo of a joltik. it's only of its foot, though. he missed. ] 010
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@empyrealfoundation.bsky.social 📲 shodul i besconcerned 📲 [ a photo taken in the dark. his arm is Vaguely visible. but it is so dark ] 100
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026--> dates will be very fucked up but I will continue this now that i am more oriented at uni !!!!!!! starting tonight !!!!!!!!!!!! hurray !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 000
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026▽ florian / emmet-mun / roughly 4 joltik and 3 natu in a trenchcoat ▽ 25 ▽ he / him ▽ scottish, mind timezones ▽ i am a full time nursing student please bear with me disappearing at times; bumping for replies is okay though !!!!!!! i forget a lot ▽ also @willpowcred.bsky.social 000
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🍓 || wait i need to update my mun info hold on 000
Reposted by unova's most normal guyunova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🍓 || I also love to steal emmet's daydrinking <3 331
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i am not joltiks georg. i am emmet. 100
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🍓 || I diiiiid. I'm gonna be wearing them under my cosplay ✨️∇✨️ 000
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🍓 || I also love to steal emmet's daydrinking <3 331
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 01/10/2026[ yeah because of course it was . . . emmet blinks a few times, before he just kind of smiles at proton. ] verrry (un) funny. 110
unova's most normal guy @laggingtrains.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🍓 || made questionable financial decisions today 111