Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 19hTaken the girls and their mates bowling. I am sat with a cuppa. Thank goodness for tea. *that is not the actual colour of my tea. I don't drink dish water. 000 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026'Stay fresh cheese bags.' Not the ideal way to talk to your almost teenage daughter. Looks for parenting books for daft husband... 100 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just cleaned up a load of cat sick. Fabulous.Happy Monday everyone. 010 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Lucky stone hunting at Aldeburgh beach. Happy Friday. 010 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Yes. I know you have bought cat beds for me. I choose the supermarket free magazine. Have you got a problem with that???? 061 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Out out on a school night. Looking forward to the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain. @joescaramanga 010 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Finally found the missing toilet block key on day 3 of camping. Crisis averted. 010 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 16/05/2026A little Ompah version of daft punk is the winner. 000 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 09/05/2026These are doing well considering I had forgotten that I had planted them. 030 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 19/04/2026When you are busy working, trying to get your head around all new systems and the lovely @joescaramanga.co.uk sneaks in a little treat. Glad I chose wisely. 020 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Tickets booked for the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain. Hurrah. Heathcliff... Heathcliff! 000 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Really enjoyed an evening with Sue Perkins. Not just us obviously. Heartwarming, laugh out loud and honest. Also she impressively dealt with a heckler who had perhaps been in the bar for too long. 020 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Last day in my current job today. It's going to be emotional. 010 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Gorgeous tit. Until the cat Clawdia tried to eat it. 010 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Waiting for the kids after swimming lessons. A mum is getting her steps in by walking up and down the corridor. That's fine. It's her squeaky Crocs that are doing my head in. 010 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 16/02/2026That was a very fresh walk along the beach. Happy half term. 020 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Highly complex game. Nothing is making a lot of sense, just lots and lots of rules. Twin 1 is the shark. I am the nerd and husband is the grumpy old Quint. 120 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Finally January is over. Not sure February is looking to be less Monday like. 000 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Very sad. Loved her.media.tenor.coma woman in a black sequined jumpsuit is walking through a foggy forest .ALT: a woman in a black sequined jumpsuit is walking through a foggy forest . 010 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Hurrah. I am the chosen one. #DailyClawdia 050 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Family time - all of us laughing but about very different things. 000 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Loving @joescaramanga.co.uk asking the kiddos who would be better on the Traitors, him or me. Both kids shout out Mummy at the same time. Ha ha ha. 120 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Trying to buy Clawdia's love with treats and she just nicked the treat bag from me. 010 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Clawdia update. Spent ten minutes sat on the rug. Twenty minutes running around like a nutter. 010 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Family outing to a cat rescue center. Will one cat carrier be enough? 110 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I still don't know all the words but I do know the dance routine. #totp 000 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Note to future self. Don"t laugh at the pre-teen. The fallout is not worth it. 000 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Had a fab day out. Just grown ups, to see in Inside No.9 the stage show. Laugh out loud and some proper jumps. But I am a wuss. 000 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 02/01/2026The tiny little ice stars are cute but really do not last very long. Worth it? Not sure... 120 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Would it be wrong to send @joescaramanga.co.uk out tomorrow to find me some.? 210 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Day spent cleaning, tidying and wrapping. Now it's wine, fire and Christmas film time. 010 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I think I may need to tell my neighbour that his Tesla is broken. His indicator didn't work once as he drove across town. 000 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 08/12/2025@joescaramanga.co.uk Happiest of birthdays to my favourite old (it's now official) man. 230 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 07/12/2025A sparkly Christmas cocktail? Oh go on... 000 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Some days are so cool. Listening to a zoom call from Antarctica was one of those days. 061 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Well that is just what the Friday ordered. 000 0
Lady Scaramanga @ladyscaramanga.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Now listening to some idiot droning on about how amazing his kid is but how the teachers at school don't agree. And how teachers are so inconsistent in handing out stars... Hmmm. 100 0
