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Lady Saluzzo

@ladysaluzzo.bsky.social
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Californian. Human to Princess Potato. Expert tortellini maker. 💜

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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Girl cat being totally standoffish and not asking for attention in any way.
A Siamese cat with piercing blue eyes getting right up in her human’s grill and preventing her from doing literally anything.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Crikey. Remind me not to hire Anna to represent me in any way. Do you lose it like that on court, Ms Tregoran?
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mooncake is such an excellent name for a cat!
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I need this yesterday. I need a whole cupboard of these. Yesterday.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Chip and Dale. So handsome.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Funny, my cousin and I were talking this weekend about how images from our childhood still inform our expectations now!
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Does anyone know who has the no-bid contract to carve the ballroom columns? Because we have GOT to sneak some maple leaves in there.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In my experience, it just makes brown pesto. That sort of tastes like licorice. Please do not let my Ligurian-born grandmother know I experimented with this.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew #thearchers
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He was loved and cared for when he went. That’s a lot. Thank you.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sometimes you just need to call it and move on! They look great.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Those are stunning! Beautiful work.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Potato and I are so happy our little donation could help Birmingham!
A Siamese cat with stunning blue eyes stretches up toward the kitchen counter because she just knows there is some salmon up there.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Well obviously I can’t make any changes to the room anyway, because Potato likes sleeping in there and all things are belong to her!
A Siamese cat sleeping on a red leather chair in a newly decorated human reading room. It belongs to her now. A close up of the same spoiled Siamese cat stretching on a red chair in the newly decorated room that used to belong to her human.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Built ins. Already floor to ceiling. So I guess I have TWO problems!
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The other day I was sitting in my reading room (yes, I know, but it was a 60th birthday present to myself) looking at the shelves jammed with books and I thought “I’d have a lot more room for book nooks if I just got rid of some of these books”. I have a problem.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If I remember correctly, my childhood hobby was riding a bicycle around the neighborhood wearing a bikini. Haven’t taken that up again, but I’ve started making models of Japanese shops. I find it immensely enjoyable.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’ve been looking for a good wardrobe dealer!
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I hate to give this lumpen mass any credit but it looks like that might be a pretty nice human hair topper. But as usual with him, it’s a terrible color, it hasn’t been styled and cut properly nor is it fitting his head very well.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ok. I’m organizing an Ambridge neighborhood watch search for Chelsea’s stuff. Who’s in? #thearchers
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
No spoilers, but the first time I’ve been genuinely surprised by a tv show in a long time.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thanks. I work out.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Bed bunt.
A Siamese cat sits on a bed with her bunt turned towards the camera.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Although Gonzo’s nimbleness on the hellocobber shelf may qualify him for Dance Lead, I see him more as the Leader.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
So much Karl this morning. Even here where we don’t get that much Karl usually. Well, not that much for the Bay Area.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Formula from Potato should arrive Saturday.
A Siamese cat dozing happily on a mauve fluffy faux sterling pillow.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Potato and I are sorry about the sheet day. But even if the day was sheet, you’re still awesome!
A Siamese cat relaxes on a bed, she is cuddling a faux fur pillow and looks very comfortable disappearing into a floof of purple.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
After a very long power outage one of my timers stopped working. It was a huge relief.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Her little face!
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I didn’t have the sunglasses, but I did have those boots!
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
That is very, very true. My tolerance for nonsense is extremely low.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The Single Autonomous State Strikes Back
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hahahahaha!
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I’m so sorry. Here’s a pic of my Potato to comfort you.
A Siamese cat with very blue eyes who has an intense gaze. And I bunch of junk in the background.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Beauty has no age.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Sounds to me like you need some dumplings. And so noodles.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Potato is dealing with the heat by resting in a pouf of purple.
A Siamese cat sacked out in a fluffy purple pillow. She’s just had it with the heat.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Wow! My Potato is also from Marin Humane!
A Siamese cat named Potato pulling a face and looking exceptionally goofy.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Democracy sausages like the Australians!
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Ah yes. I am familiar with this situation. Here is Puzzles with Potato time.
A Siamese cat sitting on the clues for the NYT crossword, preventing anyone from completing it.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Seriously considering rigging up a system that plays this every time my cat walks into the room.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Hey. You’re my favorite bunch of nerds!
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Potato both not understanding the concept of blankets and mistaking a shower mat for a blanket. The floor is heated though, so she’s not totally wrong here.
A Siamese cat trying to use a shower mat as a blanket.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I’m so sorry. He was and always will be loved. He brought joy to so many. What a wonderful life.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The backside of a Siamese cat who is wearing bat wings.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Hello Potato Family! This is your cousin Potato.
Close up of a Siamese cat with bright eyes and loooong whiskers, upside down and showing total sass.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Omg. Buttonhole. Cripes. I’m leaving it though.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Clear to me because I’m trying to learn butthole making myself. I’ve been doing needlework for decades and would give just about anything (but not my cat) to have the skill exhibited in the pic on the left.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
This is Princess Potato and we live in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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