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Lady Saluzzo

@ladysaluzzo.bsky.social
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Californian. Human to Princess Potato. Expert tortellini maker. 💜

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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Crikey. Remind me not to hire Anna to represent me in any way. Do you lose it like that on court, Ms Tregoran?
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Does anyone know who has the no-bid contract to carve the ballroom columns? Because we have GOT to sneak some maple leaves in there.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew #thearchers
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ok. I’m organizing an Ambridge neighborhood watch search for Chelsea’s stuff. Who’s in? #thearchers
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
You know, we can just stop believing that tyrants have the power to rule us. People have done it all through history.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
President Potato has announced that the L to the third power + @ /W percent import taxes on all goods from the Republic of South Korea have been rescinded because that Jimin from BTS seems like a real sweetie who would be comfortable to nap on.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
President Potato has announced a 50 billion percent tax on all imports from that annoying fox who has started hanging out in the garden. In addition, all neighborhood cats trespassing on the backyard will be subject to a $200 fractagillion access fee, except for that tabby jerk, whose fee is double.
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Lady Saluzzo @ladysaluzzo.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Warm sea breeze? In San Francisco? In January? Or really at any time? Srsly #TheArchers ?
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