Reposted by Sylvia, the Silly

THINGS TO SAY WHEN CONFRONTED BY POLL "WORKERS"
"How do I unlock the secret candidates"
"Which option causes the machine to blow up"
"I brought my own ballots"
"Tell me who that guy voted for" (menacingly)
"Do you have to wipe down the loads after each person votes?"
"My service dog wants to vote"