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Lady Geoffery

@ladygeoffery.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, genome wrangler, chakra wench, pole dancer. Mostly here for the disability/fat activism. Occasional meme maker. Queer parent. Spasticus Autisticus. She/They 🩷💛💙

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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me: Maybe I should try harder to make friends with other parents *Mum sat next to me at Astra's ballet class showing off the AI invite she's 'made' for her six year old's hygge themed birthday party* Me:
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Homer Disappears Into A Hedge
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in Peace Tim. You made a whole generation horny for a cloud of sentient toxic sludge. What a guy. youtu.be/4VOsfbaddsM?...
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FernGully: The Last Rainforest - BEHIND THE VOICE: TOXIC LOVE
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
www.goodreads.com/review/show/... I reviewed The Psychology of Time Travel by Kate Mascarenhas TL;DR? I didn't know there was a way to make a book about time-travelling lesbians so boring, but here we are
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Reading Redwall as a child: F*ck me Dibbuns are annoying Reading Redwall as a parent: F*ck me Dibbuns are accurate
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
www.goodreads.com/review/show/... I reviewed The Legend of Luke by Brian Jacques TL;DR? Even the worst Redwalls are better than most fantasy books. But this one is...not good.
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hear me out. Instead of penalties, teams are instead judged on their style, control, damage and aggression by a panel of three experts. And if they go off-side, a much larger football player with a flamethrower is allowed to enter the field. #FifaWorldCup #Football #RobotWars
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yes, of course my daughter likes Bluey...
A picture of the Complete DVD collection of Australian Police procedural Bluey. It has mature themes, violence and drug references and 10 mini bonus episodes of the comedy Bargearse
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I reviewed Half-Past Human by T.J. Bass www.goodreads.com/review/show/... TL;DR? And some books exist to remind you that old sci-fi novels can be bloody wonderful, even when they get oddly fatphobic at the end
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I reviewed Cat-A-Lyst by Alan Dean Foster www.goodreads.com/review/show/... TL;DR? Some books exist purely to remind you that you could probably write something better
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Tim ain't got time for gender normativity or paper towels #VintageChildrensBooks #TopsyAndTim #TimGetsIt
A double page spread from vintage children's book Topsy and Tim. It has classic 1970's style illustrations of school children about to go in the bathroom. The text reads "Topsy and Tim went to the toilets. But a big girl stopped Tim. "Boys don't go in the girl's toilets" she told him, and showed him where the boy's toilets were. Tim thought that was a puzzling idea. Then he found another funny thing - the towels were made of paper!"
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I reviewed The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Skloot www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Review of Silverwing - The Graphic Novel by Kenneth Oppel and Christopher Steininger www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
www.goodreads.com/review/show/... Review of Tamara Drewe by Posy Simmonds
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Unbelievable that this was never pitched to me as a potential career choice...
A screenshot of an email reading "Vegan Accoutants" in increasingly large letters
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
www.goodreads.com/review/show/... I reviewed Maia by Richard Adams.
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Geoffery Crescent's review of Maia
5/5: You might wonder why I, someone who generously allotted a whole two stars to Richard Adams' Shardik (https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/3619699274), would bother picking up the prequel, unless...
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Actually my daughter only knows the ORIGINAL words to Old MacDonald had a Farm... #DepthsOfWiki
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I was today years old when I realised What a Wonderful World is not a song about a talking dog... #MemesIDoneAndMade #BortPosting
A meme from the Simpsons. In the top panel, homer is looking shocked and says "He's singing dark sacred night?" In the second panel he says "i thought it was the dog says goodnight." WHY didn't someone tell me?
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Some Wiki pages go hard...
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
There's a plastic pretzel in my laundry. We don't own any plastic pretzels. Every time the sproggler runs past it she shouts, 'there's a bagel in the wash!' which really raises more questions than it answers. #ToddlerLife
A plastic pretzel is inside a washing machine with a load of laundry
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Got blocked from a horse sanctuary's FB page for asking if they'd used AI art for a graphic novel they were releasing. Not even accusing, just asking. Owner maintained they'd 'created' the images using 'their own input' on Adobe Illustrator Sigh. Hire real artists folx. Unless you hate horses, obvs
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Owen Watts @owenwattsdraws.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Astra asked @ladygeoffery.bsky.social to draw "hulk and iron man" and the results were so glorious I decided to colour it. Our first full family collaboration 😅
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
You're thinking to yourself, aren't you? What was it like at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social in the year of our lord, 2015? As seen through the eyes of, I don't know, an anthropologist masquerading as a comics editor? Probably something like this: ladygeoffery.substack.com/p/observatio...
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Observations at Thought Bubble Comic Convention 2015
Originally published as part of my MA in Social Anthropology research - University of Bristol 2015. Participant observation undertaken on the 15th and 16th of November,
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Checking the babycam during a heatwave be like: #Memery #ToddlerLife #BritishSummertime
A meme of a heat camera style pictire of a turkey in an oven. The text reads "I'm pretty sure that's our toddler in the oven, rotating slowly"
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
If you're inexplicably part of the Venn Diagram intersection of genetics and Icelandic culture, you might enjoy my latest Substack publication (orig. research paper - 2016) If not, why not check out my previous post? It's about menstruation. Everyone enjoys that. open.substack.com/pub/ladygeof...
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Get yourself a girl who does both 🏳️‍🌈 #BristolPride #PrideWeekend #We'reHere #We'reQueer #ChoreographingARasputinThemedPoleRoutineIn33DegreeHeat #WasNotOneOfMyBetterIdeas
Selfie photo of Lady G, a genderqueer person in their thirties. They have slicked back pink hair, pansexual and genderqueer pride flags on their cheeks and headphones round their neckA selfie photo of Lady G, a genderqueer person in their thirties, in a Rasputin costume. They have a fluffy black hat, a long beard and dark makeup. They are wearing a skimpy red pole dancing costume
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
To me, you are paw-fect ❤️ #BristolLife #ToddlerTime #GromitTrail
A photo of a two year old girl with blonde hair and a blue dress, looking up at a large pink and red statue of Gromit the dog
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Made a meme. Inadvertently started a flame war about how many sides a square has. It's four guys. It's four. #BristolLife
Text at top says 'Staff at inadequate nursery taught kids a square has six sides'

At the bottom is a screenshot from the Simpsons. Chief Wiggum is saying "woah woah slow down egghead"
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I've left Academia. Wasn't a fan of their casual use of AI. Y'all can find me on Substack. Will be uploading old academic papers and too-long-for-Bluesky posts. And zoomed in pictures of my titties too, apparently! On brand. substack.com/@ladygeoffery
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Writer, editor, genome wrangler, chakra wench, pole dancer. Mostly here for the disability/fat activism. Occasional meme maker. Queer parent. Spasticus Autisticus. She/They
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Academia. What in the living f*ck is this? #AISlop
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Made a thing #SimpsonsMeme #HarryPotter #FuckJKRowling #AndAllWhoSailInHer
A meme of Krusty the Clown with the face of actor Nick Frost over the top. The text reads 'I heartily disagree with JK Rowling's views or product'
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I reviewed The Belstone Fox by David Rook www.goodreads.com/review/show/... TL/DR? www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlV8...
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Geoffery Crescent's review of The Belstone Fox
3/5: If you're in the mood for some 70's animal rights fiction (and frankly, when am I ever not?) nestled somewhere snugly between The Plague Dogs and The Fox and the Hound, is The Belstone Fox. It's ...
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Dropping off the small one in the toddler room for the first time 🥲
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a cartoon dragon is holding a sword and a bug is sitting on it .
Alt: a cartoon dragon is holding a sword and a bug is sitting on it . Caption "my little baby, off to destroy people"
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I'm here, I'm queer, I'm only visible once per year. Happy GenderQueer Visibility Day 💜🤍💚
A selfie photo of Lady G, a white genderqueer person in their mid thirties. They have short purple hair, rainbow glasses and a she/They pronoun badge. They are wearing rainbow dungarees and purple white and green jewellery.
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I reviewed Cobbler's Dream by Monica Dickens on Goodreads TL;DR? I don't always suggest characters are autistic, but when I do it's normally Dora from Follyfoot. www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
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Geoffery Crescent's review of Cobbler's Dream (Follyfoot, #1)
5/5: I might be tempted, if such things were allowed on Goodreads, to knock half a star off my rating, for the occasional jarring moments when this book didn't quite gel with my memories of the superl...
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
New desk pal at work. New flag in the window. Just little things. 💙🤍💗 #NoLGBWithoutTheT #YouAreAlwaysSafeWithMe
A selection of desk accessories including a lip balm, pet rock, 3D printed bulbasaur, crystal sculpture of a bust and a Trans Pride chameleon pin bade.A photo of a toddler standing besides a trans pride flag in a window.
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Nat Brehmer @natbrehmer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
When Clive Barker was working on the MUMMY remake for Universal in the early '90s, he had a trans character in the script, and when the studio vetoed it, he basically said "I really can't stress how much I don't need to fucking make THE MUMMY" and left.
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Carla Denyer @carladenyer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I know there are many trans and non-binary people who will be feeling deeply worried today, caught in the midst of a media storm as they try to simply live their lives. Please know that I stand with you - today, tomorrow and always. My statement in response to the Supreme Court ruling today:
"I know there are many trans and non-binary people who will be feeling deeply worried today, caught in the midst of a media storm as they try to simply live their lives. To those people, I say: please know that I stand with you - today, tomorrow and always.
The Green Party continues to support a policy of self-ID to allow trans people to live full lives free from harassment in the gender they know themselves to be. The judge emphasised in his speech that trans people are still protected under the law, but it is for government to now demonstrate how this will be achieved.
I will work closely with human rights and LGBTIQA+ groups to understand the consequences of this ruling, and will not hesitate to press for changes in legislation if it is needed to protect the human rights of all.” - Carla Denyer MP, Green Party Co-leader - MP Bristol Central
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Bristol Green Party @bristolgreenparty.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
We are incredibly saddened to hear of the Supreme Court’s ruling today. We support our friends in the LGBTIQA+ community in their calls for an appeal and fully standby their right for self-identification.
WE STAND WITH THE
TRANS COMMUNITY
AND THEIR RIGHT TO
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SELF-IDENTIFICATION.
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Sure, we've got @alancumming.bsky.social, but when are they going to announce @forbesmasson.bsky.social? #OhDearieMe #Marvel #TheTimeHasComeForAGenderFlippedWolfsbane
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PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Trans-inclusive Vagina Museum smashes crowdfunding target following negative JK Rowling tweet
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Trans-inclusive Vagina Museum smashes crowdfunding target after JK Rowling tweet
The Vagina Museum in London has smashed its £60,000 fundraising target in just three days, after JK Rowling tweeted to say "good riddance."
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
A simpsons meme featuring Apu and Manjula at their wedding. Apu asks 'quickly, tell me, what is your favourite band, album and song?' Manjula answers 'the answer to all three is angel witch'
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
#Marvel #DareDevil #Spoilers
A meme featuring Milhouse and Bart Simpson
 The test reads 'remember when you killed foggy nelson even though you said you wouldn't? Then why is Foggy dead Marvel? Why is Foggy dead?'
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I reviewed Robin Of Sherwood: The Complete Series 4 Collection www.goodreads.com/book/show/54... TL;DR? Find my copy soon, in a charity shop near you!
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Robin Of Sherwood: The Complete Series 4 Collection
An omnibus edition of all our previous Series 4 novels,…
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Helvítis fokking fokk 😅 #Eurovision2026 #AfrámIsland #Söngvakeppnin2026 #NordicAF
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Hey kids, we're readin' tonight!
A screenshot of the Wikipedia article History of Cleavage
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Briefly and demonically popular this week. I haven't been this mildly viral since I started a flame war about the correct thing to call a bread roll* in the North of England. *it's a breadcake and i will die on this hill
A simpsons meme. The top frame shows homer watching tv with an american flag on his head. The caption says 'it's 11:00. Do you know who Robbie Williams is?' The second panel shows the same image but the text says 'I told you last night, no!' It has 666 likes.
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
A screenshot of my own Bluesky account, showing I now have 100 followersGif of Kamala Harros saying We did it Joe
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Lo @lothelynx.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Once again sharing this essay I wrote about trans history a couple of years ago. They might try to erase our existence, but gender diverse people have always existed. lothelynx.wordpress.com/2021/11/24/a...
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A Brief Trans History
CW: transphobia, racism, sexism, sexual violence This fall, I had the honour of organising workshops for a non-profit involved in sexual and reproductive health and rights, talking about trans incl…
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Lady Geoffery @ladygeoffery.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Who fancies giving a bod a cheeky follow and getting them over 100 folks before the week is out? I occasionally make slutty, slutty memes like this one but mostly I'm here to rant about fat/queer/disability representation and you can talk to me about the state of your genome.
A meme of Gandalf holding his staff, which has a picture of Christopher Walken photoshopped onto it. The text reads, 'you would not part an old man from his Walken stick.'
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