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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦

@ladyallison.bsky.social
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Try my best. Fail anyway.

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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not directly; it's the embarrassment that builds up when your coworkers discover what some of those tabs are, that actually causes death. Make sure you are up to date on your antivirus inoculations.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have you finished waiting for the other shoe to drop? Cuz that one is a good time killer.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pretty sure Kombucha is already a thing 😏
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*struggles to read gravestone*
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Story in 4 clips: Lionel Hutz discovering a punctuation error in one of his coupons and editing it on the spot. "Works on contingency. No money down" becomes, "Works on contingency? No, money down!"
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My name is Paul but you can call me Al.
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paul simon flute
Alt: Paul Simon playing the flute
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Instructions unclear. That's a reasonable interpretation.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I meant the ice to be be for the beer. Can you scooch over a bit?
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's louder than I expected 🤔
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Paris Hilton: That's Hot
Alt: Paris Hilton: That's Hot
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's like what I ordered vs what I got but good instead of bad😅
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Translation: Hey Women. Solve men and their problems, again.
Screenshot of s skeet that suggests women should start a women's movement as a response to men being douchebags.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sure thing. As soon as men start to hold eachother accountable.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ends with the standard tab/cab rhyme as he drowns his sorrows in mid tier whiskey 😏
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Little Green Tractor sounds like the name of either a country song or country band.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Holy Shit. The world has been so crazy that I almost forgot! Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day Everyone. May you be blessed with his noodly touch.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now this I 100% believe.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have a solution.
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Stage Play Norland - JG Wentworth Commercial
Alt: Stage Play Norland - JG Wentworth Commercial
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The superpower of crushing your crush.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why is this so accurate though? 😅
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
1 to 1.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He's still dea... I mean recovering at home.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Some are. Some aren't. Depends on if they are grown or installed.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Girl, same.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Get tested?
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'll take my chances with the wheel.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario/...
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Lake TACO - MapQuest
Check out my custom map where I renamed Lake Ontario to Lake TACO!
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Let's rename all the great lakes to "Lake Epstein Files".
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy Birthday Bumper 😊
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Has there been any updates on Mitch lately? Funeral arrangements? T.O.D.? Anything?
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don't mean to brag, but I'm in bed on time tonight. 😎
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ha! 😂
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why is it squishy?
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've reconsidered and my answer is still a resounding yes.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Inflation is brutal.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The manufacturer warns? How about the manufacturer declines to sell to ICE, period.
Screen shot of the linked article which states "The manufacturer warns the gloves should not be uses as punishment against people...."
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm ready for the eclipse.
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Hello! Woman with Face Mask
Alt: GIF of Robin Williams as Mrs Doubtfire in the greatest jump scare on film, popping out from behind the fridge door with an icing facial mask.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Switch to decaf? Or at least subtract 1 or 2 espresso shots.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I think it used to be🫤
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dude. I'm way to single and way to spinster to hear about the chances I missed in life😏 It's supposed to be heaven. I'll stick with ignorance thanks.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In this economy?
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm a sidewalk preacher but my god is my imaginary friend, Rebecca. She used to go by Becky, but she goes by Rebecca now. We met in elementary school and we were inseparable. She used to kid me all the time, like "I'm not your friend! We are not friends". Yeah. Good one Becky😏
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Well now I'm disappointed.🫤
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There isn't much I can do from where I am, but I can do this. youtube.com/shorts/Sd5e8...
youtube.com
please show up, and if you can’t, donate
YouTube video by Ian Lightfoot
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It must really suck to be in his head🫤
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Grindr: Bet
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The full power of the American resolve? 🤨
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Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
Alt: Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
That wasn't really a question 🤔
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A glory hole but for doggo scritches.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hire more teachers! We can't afford it. But we need it! We are building you more expensive robot teachers instead. I feel like this should be a skit by @ChrisKohlerNews(YouTube).
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