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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦

@ladyallison.bsky.social
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Try my best. Fail anyway.

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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 5h
Translation: Hey Women. Solve men and their problems, again.
Screenshot of s skeet that suggests women should start a women's movement as a response to men being douchebags.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Holy Shit. The world has been so crazy that I almost forgot! Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day Everyone. May you be blessed with his noodly touch.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Let's rename all the great lakes to "Lake Epstein Files".
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy Birthday Bumper 😊
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Has there been any updates on Mitch lately? Funeral arrangements? T.O.D.? Anything?
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don't mean to brag, but I'm in bed on time tonight. 😎
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm ready for the eclipse.
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Hello! Woman with Face Mask
Alt: GIF of Robin Williams as Mrs Doubtfire in the greatest jump scare on film, popping out from behind the fridge door with an icing facial mask.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There isn't much I can do from where I am, but I can do this. youtube.com/shorts/Sd5e8...
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please show up, and if you can’t, donate
YouTube video by Ian Lightfoot
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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When That Man Is Dead And Gone | Sarah Hester Ross
YouTube video by Sarah Hester Ross
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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When That Man Is Dead And Gone | Sarah Hester Ross
YouTube video by Sarah Hester Ross
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I don't mean to brag, but I, a millennial adult, made a friend.
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Boom Bang
Alt: Badass woman saying boom and shooting finger guns.
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
To anyone who might find this useful, for your listening and dancing pleasure!
This is a poster suggesting that planting bamboo near a data center can cause them problems because their rhizomes spread rapidly and can be disruptive.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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A Very Stable Genius Part Two! - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Dear Corporations: Can you stop shoving AI down our throats please? Sincerely, Everyone!!
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
@yellingslayer.bsky.social Are you the guy who follows Jacques Ze Whipper around yelling Slayer or are you just, a guy who yells Slayer?
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
To my fellow Canadians: If you travel to the US by choice, for something optional, just know that I am silently(sometimes) judging you.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I genuinely believe all of the worlds problems can be solved by increasing funding to education. Period.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I have a question for the people who can be comfortable in jeans for extended periods. What the hell?!?!
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I love having free will so I can choose to not answer the phone for a number I don't recognize.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm ashamed to admit, I am sitting down to watch Jean-Claude Van Damme's Street Fighter for the first time. No spoilers. I'm less than 10 minutes in and I can already tell this is going to suck in the best possible way😂😂😂
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Them: How're you? Me:
A drawing of a cat who is definitely holding it together and isn't overwhelmed or about to crash out at all(kidding, kitty looks like he was electrocuted)
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
(going dark for a sec) When I was in highschool, I was sexually assaulted, because of course I was. In the days and weeks that followed, I was struck, not only by the impact of the incident itself, but the way people around me reacted.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Anyone know a really bad place to meet singles? I'm trying to justify why I'm still single by reminding myself how bad it is out there.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If your April Fool's joke involves getting my hopes up then dashing them, fuck you. We're done. That's all.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
How early is too early to go to bed?
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I have a terrible sinking feeling that it's not gonna get better before it's too late.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Question for the waitresses/waiters/food servers out there: be honest. When you get THAT customer, do you actually ask the chef or do you just step out of site and doom scroll for a minute before coming back and saying no?
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
You ever get insecure about friends you've literally had and loved for decades to the point where they are basically family? Like, if my friend doesn't text me back for a couple days I start to think I've done something to hurt her or something, even though I know I haven't? ......Just me?
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Feeling like my life is over cuz I'm definitely in perimenopause. How's all your days going?
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Lately I've been watching The West Wing.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Well, I almost had a date 🫤
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Having a peri+menopausal night sleep on an weekend away with my girls and I'm sharing a bed 🤨 This is not good
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Ok. So here's the plan. John Stewart runs for president with the kick ass-est of running mates. He wins, then steps down immediately because he knows that he has no business running a cournty, paving the way for his kick ass running mates to take over and fix everything.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Hoping the cat distribution system finds me at some point.🤞
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Finally signed up for LinkedIn and I'm realizing it's just Facebook but for businesses. I hate it already.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
While everyone is freaking out over Bad Bunny, can we take a moment to appreciate the absolute MASTERPIECE that was Green Day's set?! I only wish they had been allowed to go longer. @greenday.bsky.social
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
What the fuck is this crap?!?!
Screenshot of an add showing someone CUTTING A TOUNGE WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE!! And I'm not 100% sure it isn't still attached to someone or something 😶.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This rivals Bruce Springsteen's latest in my humble opinion. Hyping @ChelseaGoddss on YouTube because she is an incredible and fearless activist. youtube.com/shorts/ttJlQ...
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Ice holes- chelsea gods
YouTube video by Chelsea Gods
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
Photo of a really cool looking red ish mushroom in the ground, surrounded by leaves. There is a second also cool looking brownish mushroom growing behind it surrounded by fewer leaves.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Only wish it was longer 😅 youtube.com/shorts/JG9Qr...
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ICE holds
YouTube video by Chelsea Gods
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I just wanna go on record that I was absolutely planning on shooting my shot but I can't even get him to respond to a basic message. 🤨 (This is mostly me trying to convince myself 😏)
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Where's a good place to meet people? Please don't say dating apps. They genuinely make me want to vomit at this point.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Feeling like I was left out of a big part of the human experience🫤
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Need to be vulnerable for a second internet so be nice. No matter how successful or confident I am, I always have that little voice in the back of my head that reminds me that I'm single because I'm not worth the try or the effort; I'm more trouble than I'm worth.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Anyone else feel like they've lost their window?
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Pretty sure nothing's gonna happen with my old crush so.... yeah 🫤.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Shooting my shot(sort of) with an old crush. Wish me luck🤞
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
My bun hurts.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Fun fact: Forgot my Bluetooth headset today so I will be spending my entire shift slacking off here instead of YouTube.
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Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦 @ladyallison.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Dear YouTube: Dufuk is this shit?
Screenshot of an ad claiming that all women fall into one of 12 architypes cuz it's 2026 and apparently we still hate women.
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