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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 2h

Hellz. Yeah. FIS Alpine Skiing World Cup set to start October 24 in Sölden, Austria with men’s and women’s giant slalom.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 4h

Halftime player interviews remain the most useless thing in sports broadcasting. #WNBL27

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 5h

Two NSW players in the Australian U15 women's basketball team for FIBA Oceania; Sutherland's Eliza Wilson, and Manly's Olive Waters, whom I have already nicknamed 'The Dirty Martini'.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 5h

the first AI commentary of the WNBL season mentions Geelong going on a 5-0 run with the score at 4-2.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 5h

Tasmania Jewels are sponsored by Firmus? Welp.

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Adam Whittaker Spookily @snaves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The only obituary for Cristiano Ronaldo's career should be this

"In the documents dated from September 2009 and seen by Der Spiegel, though, Ronaldo was quoted as saying “she said no and stop several times” during sex. He is also said to have apologised afterwards."

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Chris Henderson @chris-awk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Virginia Tech's Riley Karpinski shuts down the Goal of the Week competition with an unbelievable cross-field strike from distance.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

any danger of the WNBL commentators talking about the game that's actually happening on the screen?

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Commentating my fourth NBL1 East women’s Grand Final in five years! Running it back with my 2022 GF co-commentator, East Got Game co-host, and former WNBL player, Jacinta ‘Squin’ Govind. 🥳🥳🥳

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Ordered a Cubano for lunch today and was asked what bread I wanted it on. Friends, my brain has never malfunctioned so hard.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Any time these commentators want to stop conflating the 1500m with the mile, that'd be great. Laura Muir didn't win this event four years ago because it hasn't been a Commonwealth Games event since 1966.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

at the pub for Socceroos. go to get a beer, there’s a queue of people five deep in front of one tap at the bar, rest of the bar completely empty. A QUEUE! AT THE BAR! we used to be a real country.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I have spent literal hours digging through the API of Basketball NSW's stats provider's website looking for what constitutes a DNP in leagues where minutes aren't recorded, only field goal makes and fouls. Just literally any field that changes. I think I've found it, and boy howdy it is Not Good.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

me, a Football Manager player: Lower League Management.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

it is not only ok, but actually encouraged to deadname the Dauphiné.

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Matt Dallinson @themattrd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

It simply should not be accepted that Scotland are being forced to play our home game with Israel in the UWNL behind closed doors in Hungary. A nation that *today* have struck and killed paramedics in a clear breach of the Geneva Convention should not be allowed to compete.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

looks like I'm going to finish this year of my life the same way I spent most of it: raging at state league sport commentators who think they're bigger than the very games they call. stop trying to make this shit all about yourself, cunts.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Han. Xu's. Family. Name. Is. Han. (deadset, I critique commentary more than the actual game when I watch nowadays.)

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

MARENA WHITTLE IS INEVITABLE. Gangurrus win 16-15 over the seppos in Chengdu. #FIBA3x3

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I've been to Coca-Cola Coliseum once, to watch the Toronto Marlies. They lost 7-0 to Lake Erie. Hopefully the Tempo do better than that.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

yep, that's definitely a city I've run a half-marathon in.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

NBL1 East Women distribution of winning margins across the first 20% of the season. it's great to have top-level talent in the league, it's less great to have 25% of games be 40+ point blowouts.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Comets Youth League Men have 90s Green Day playing on the speaker before their game. This is a good start to the afternoon.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

i don't think that's any of your business.

a screenshot of part of the standings for the men's elimination race at the track cycling world cup at Hong Kong, with four riders' abbreviated names reading the words "HAS JOE HAV SEX".

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

a guard attempting to throw a skip pass whilst guarded by 6'3" (with utterly ridiculous length) Olivia Johnston. I want Manly to win this and I'm still frustrated by what Hills are doing sometimes here. #NBL1East

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

decided to chuck the cricket on even though I'll only be home for another hour before going out. NZ 3-3 with Kerr, Bates, and Plimmer back in the sheds.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

i was a skye halmarick fan before you were.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

yeah, yeah, we've all been to Winnipeg.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

An NBL1 player calling Jaden Ivey 'the man' on Insta. Before even getting into the whole, y'know, topic...bruh, think about what the hell you're doing here.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

MELIE KERR 179* AND NEW ZEALAND CHASE DOWN 347. That is one of the best games of cricket you will ever see.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

The Court of Death, by Rembrandt Peale, 1820, 📸 via @ContextFreeCBB

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

in my humble onion, the ending to that men's basketball game was very funny.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

@snarkyplatypus.com it may interest you to know that Eva Afeaki is playing NBL1 East for Sutherland this season.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

My code worked first time. I am wary.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"2km sprint." yeah, I reckon every player's failing that.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

always treat being a member of #TeamHeadset as a privilege. we're making #TeamHeadset a thing.

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Eric S ☕️ @ericsubijano.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

some of @lachyheel.bsky.social’s best work, he made a sign for Grace Gill! 🫡 🎤 #AmazingGrace #JPNvAUS #WAC2026

Lachy France made a sign in honour of Matildas cap #158, Matildas / A-League Women commentator, and Canberra United legend Grace Gill

I … am also holding up the sign

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

is the Women's First Four really not on ESPN on Disney+ in Australia? no, that's fine, I didn't want to watch Australia's own Jess Petrie playing for Nebraska anyway.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Thinking back to last Friday when I commentated a UTS v USyd basketball game after volunteering with 5 minutes until tip-off. Stay ready don’t gotta get ready (by which I mean 90% of the players play Waratah Youth League Women so I know them all).

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

The Allianz ad is cringe (particularly the physio calling her by her surname) but at least Amy Sayer’s getting that sponsorship bag. 😍

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

there should be a line at Officeworks printing for people who actually know what they want.

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Lachy France @lachyheel.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Have a feeling I won’t be the only one in this kit at South Korea v Uzbekistan, but I doubt most of the others will say “Grant” on the back.

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