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Stéphane Lachance

@lachstep.com
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Helping make TV happen. Everything I say is my fault and my fault alone.

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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 01/10/2026
I think Intelligent Systems really got something special with Fire Emblem Fortune‘s Weave. I loved Three Houses but I did only play one story. I‘m just going through Leda’s path and it’s full of intrigue that I’m curious to see how every story goes.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 30/09/2026
I knew it was bad but I didn’t realize it was “Returning to Pandemic Lows” bad. Also, nice work Mexico.
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Carolyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When it comes to a movie like Digger, I have little or no investment in whether the film itself is actually good. I'm not rooting for or against it. I'm here for the good criticism on both sides. I'm like a celebrity interviewed at the Super Bowl who says "I'm just here to see some great football."
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 29/09/2026
The best and most niche praise I can give to the Primetime soundtrack is that it could have been for an unreleased SimCity sequel.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 25/09/2026
Jagmeet Singh was never taken seriously and mocked as a TikToker for so, so much less than this.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 25/09/2026
Unless this is some mistaken identity stuff, this is a wild invasion of privacy. Zuck and Meta are never beating those creep allegations.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 25/09/2026
I think you could get broad support in Canada to nationalize KraftHeinz Canada just to get them to stop all these repulsive KD colabs.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 21/09/2026
I’m happy they figured this out, but it did take them “Take our access away” to do it and not “Use us as meat targets for Iran“ to do so.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 20/09/2026
I had to pause a YouTube video after the sponsorship ad read went “[Channel] is proud that we don’t use AI for research, scripts or analysis and definitely not finance or payroll, but our sponsor [AI-powered SaaS platform] is different.” I’m sorry, what are we doing here? Why bother?
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 20/09/2026
It’s bad inside the US and it becomes more ridiculous when it exits the vacuum of US politics. It’s why, despite being wildly unpopular, the current solutions to the trade war with Canada have been discounts for travel, “We love Canada“ weak shows of solidarity, and US politicians meekly tweeting.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 19/09/2026
If you can’t wait for Metroid Ravenous, Nintendo’s got you in the “woman too angry to die” department with Fortune’s Weave and Leda. She’s got a heck of a character intro.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 19/09/2026
Playing Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave and *What do you mean this is just 5 years into the future?!* There are guns and alien zombies!
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 19/09/2026
I shit you not, the article contains the direct quote "We weren't trying to make a political statement." Which is either a lie or some real American galaxy-brained shit.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 18/09/2026
Qualifying SCTV and its cast as “Canadian also-rans” is wildly more offensive than calling it Lake America.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 18/09/2026
It’s not that the Bloc would support Canada getting closer to Europe. It’s that it frames it as “You’ll have our support and you, the Federal Government of the nation we hope one day to leave, can do whatever you want.”
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 17/09/2026
The intrusive thoughts kick in sometimes and I just want him to stop with the talk and bar trade already. Just to have the US economy do a little collapse. Just to show that yes, actually he knows truly this little about how finance works.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 17/09/2026
It’s actually somehow dumber than this because he repeatedly disregards services in his already stupid calculation. As if subscriptions or finance are a whole separate economy that exists appart from The Economy.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 16/09/2026
Because the trade talks have been smooth sailing before any extensive EU deal…
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 16/09/2026
He’s gonna bomb the Fed before closing bell, isn’t he?
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 09/09/2026
Due to the ongoing trade war, I know auto workers from my home sweet home of Essex County will be hurting. Well, let me propose we go back to our roots, our heritage, and our history. It’s been over 100 years. This October, it’s time Windsor-Essex does what it does best. Rum-running.
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Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 08/09/2026
I better see a bunch of DED GOLF headlines.
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Paolo Bacigalupi @paolobacigalupi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I used to be really excited about technology. I don't think it's me that's changed.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 08/09/2026
It is April 2025. I am excited for a highly anticipated Nintendo presentation all the while fearing an economically devastating announcement from President Trump. It is September 2026. I am excited for a highly anticipated Nintendo presentation all the while…
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time digital is priced $94.95 AUD in Australia (estimated to be $59.99 USD or £49.99 GBP equivalent) www.vooks.net/the-legend-o...
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 07/09/2026
For funsies, I checked something. I paid $250 Canadian back in 2024 for a 14 TB drive.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 07/09/2026
I’ve long wondered if (English) Canada was a nation where TV/film fiction has struggled to grab people culturally. But I don’t think it’s any sort of a mistake that you have Canadians out here like Matt Johnson and Nathan Fielder bending documentary/candid camera filmmaking to their will.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 07/09/2026
Nathan Fielder (The Rehersal) and Lance Oppenheim (Primetime) Made a documentary interviewing Elisabeth Holmes (Theranos). We are gonna witness Peak Cringe.
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You Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 07/09/2026
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW *MORE*?
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 06/09/2026
Is Trump about to sell me stuff at par?
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 06/09/2026
A detail from this PRIMETIME review had me say out loud "Oh My God." In the movie, the NBC programmer that puts Predator up against LOST is Jeff Zucker (infamous at NBC for The Apprentice and then for ruining CNN) *AS HIMSELF*.
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‘Primetime’ Review: Robert Pattinson Leads a Dazzling Cast in a Lurid Horror-Movie Portrait of a ‘Predator’-Hunter’s Predatory Instinct
Robert Pattinson, Merrit Wever, Skyler Gisondo etc dazzle darkly in "Primetime," Lance Oppenheim's portrait of "To Catch a Predator"'s Chris Hansen
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Jen Chaney @jenchaney.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is a really fun promo for ABBOTT ELEMENTARY. Wish they would do a whole episode in SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK mode. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnI...
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Abbott House Rock | Abbott Elementary Season 6
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 05/09/2026
It's another "oh no, not my tourism!" article that goes about how you'd think. Either you will or won't be shocked to then learn both communities featured are in counties that went more than Trump +10. And then the CBC interviews local residents... www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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In the border towns of upstate New York, fear grows that Canada-U.S. relations will never be the same | CBC News
As U.S. President Donald Trump fights with Canada on tariffs and his decision to rename Lake Ontario, Americans along the border in upstate New York fear the heightened fight could spell the end of cl...
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My family could save thousands of dollars per year by cutting off food purchases.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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Shane Luis @rerez.net · 03/09/2026
I feel like we called this all the way back with our Stadia videos. Game streaming simply can not work and is not financially viable. This is proof. www.cnbc.com/2026/09/03/m...
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Microsoft to impose time limits on Xbox cloud gaming subscribers as costs continue to climb
Xbox Game Pass subscribers will have cloud gaming capped starting in November.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 03/09/2026
The tokenization of Cloud Gaming beings. 15 hours for your "Ultimate" subscription is wild. Games are loooong, you know that Xbox?
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Compulsion Games @compulsiongames.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Indie Life at Compulsion Games Due to recent budget reductions, our office aesthetic is now shifting from "Artsy Chic" to "Immersive Frugality." Follow along for more trendsetting lifestyle updates! #indie #compulsion #compulsiongames #games #beforeandafter
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Historica Canada @historicacanada.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On 9/11 2001, the US closed its airspace after unfathomable terrorist attacks. Flights bound for the US were forced to divert, with many opting to land in Canada. Under Operation Yellow Ribbon, the small town of Gander, NL and the surrounding communities accepted 38 planes. buff.ly/Ugvm4vL
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NEW Heritage Minute: Gander and 9/11
“There’s only one thing to do here – we’re going to ask people to open their doors.” It was the day in which Gander and surrounding communities welcomed the world to its doorstep. *Join our mailing…
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Andrew Kurjata @akurjata.ca · 03/09/2026
Teachers, students file new wave of lawsuits against OpenAI over Tumbler Ridge shooting www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Students, teachers file new wave of lawsuits against OpenAI over Tumbler Ridge shooting | CBC News
New legal filings describe the horror students and teachers experienced on Feb. 10 and include new details of OpenAI's alleged negligence in preventing the shooting.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not my baseball team using AI, being called out on it, and then defensively doubling down that this garbled AI-generated nonsense was 100% hand-drawn by an animator
The Toronto Blue Jays post a video on X called Spill The Tea presented by Nestea in Flash animation styleIn the comments the Blue Jays double down that they didnt use AI to people who are mad at themThe posters in the background of one scene of the video are garbled beyond imagination. This is clearly generative AI
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 02/09/2026
Listen, I hate do it to a Canadian company but this was very much brought on yourself @1password.bsky.social. I’ve been using @proton.me, including Pass, their password manager. It’s just a more complete suite of products and is very easy to transfer to. proton.me/support/pass...
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How to import from 1Password to Proton Pass | Proton
In this article we explain how to import passwords from 1Password to the Proton Pass password manager
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Haylezilla Minus Zero @heyhayley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Crying
Reddit comment: "rumour has it that David Zaslav was paid off by ACME to cancel your film, what is your opinion on this?"

Wile E Coyote, holding a sign that says "it's a limited number of signs"
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 02/09/2026
NBA: *kicks The Clippers so hard, they feel it for half a decade* Toronto: So Kawhi can come play for us again, right?
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 02/09/2026
Real hard to say “Buy Canadian tech!“ when this is the moral fibre of our local tech leaders. The articles even contains a bonus rancid hot take from the head of Ottawa’s own Shopify.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 02/09/2026
Even in a best-case scenario with Dems in November, I think: A) It’s gonna be tariff Whack-a-mole between Dems and Trump. B) Canada is rightfully weary about the next time the US goes nuts. C) I don’t know if there’s going to be as much buy-in in Ottawa for joining the US‘ anti-China crusade.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 02/09/2026
Like I know that’s the price but it doesn’t stop it being a jump scare.
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Stéphane Lachance @lachstep.com · 02/09/2026
Your cowardice has been noted. *drags Apple Maps off Dock*
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