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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Watching the latest (and possibly best) season of Trigger Point and wondering when Vicky McClure is going to get her own big-budget action franchise to anchor.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thought the pair behind me were on the world's most poorly matched internet date until they said their goodbyes and the encounter was revealed to be a job interview. Lady, at the very least, you do not tell a prospective employer that you are on ecstasy.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My mum came to visit and expressed an interest in my local bakery. "Oh," I said, "the gay bakery?" Bemused, my mum asked me how a bakery can be gay, then we went there and she ordered a large black coffee and the guy behind the counter winked at her and said, "I'm a bit of a size queen, too."

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I parked my car on the street and either I forgot to lock it or someone managed to open it without damaging it, because it had been thoroughly rummaged through when I went out to move it this afternoon. I really want to know what riches they thought I was hiding in my '04 Mazda.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Paul brothers are wild to me because they got right up to the door marked "mainstream success and celebrity" and turned and bolted for the passage labelled "crypto grifts" instead.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Introduced my son to the Matrix. I told him it was made in 1999 and he couldn't stop marvelling over how "new" it all looked. In colour and everything!

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There's a well-paid Hollywood executive whose sole job is to solemnly raise his hand and point a single gnarled finger at this film whenever anyone else suggests a Western/Mobster crossover.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My four year old daughter is watching a Minecraft video in which the heroes taunt God into manifesting in the corporeal realm so they can blow him up with dynamite. I think one of the voice actors is also a My Little Pony.

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026

they're showing tom bombadil bulge on the jumbotron at the uruk hai convention

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

please don't put my thirst trap on the jumbotron, please, I'm begging you, anything but that, I would hate for all the people who hate me to see how hot I am

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We might spot something like a von Neumann probe in the few hours before it converts the entire mass of our solar system into more copies of itself.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

That chase sequence felt like something Parsons had been drafting in his head for years.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My boss at my very first job was a Doctor Robert and he said the same thing.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I put this on at parties and see how long it takes for someone to ask what the hell we're listening to.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The hijacking of TWA flight 847, particularly the footage of Robert Stethem's corpse hitting the tarmac.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Runs rings around movies with literally hundreds of times the budget. Cool and inventive.

Promotional image for 2023 film Hostile Dimensions.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My favourite detail is that the alien is apparently a big Hunters & Collectors fan.

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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Here’s some Alberto Salinas Molina art to make your Monday a little better.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just remember this handy rhyme: If it's not the one that got high, then Doug's your guy If his face is all red, that's Rob and he's dead

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Googled a question that I already vaguely knew the answer to in order to clarify my understanding. The first page of results contained nothing but AI-generated articles that were clearly all referring to the same information, because they were all wrong in exactly the same way.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I'm a regular at Bob's Country Bunker. Sometimes some of the greatest session musicians ever come to play and I throw bottles at the chicken wire surrounding the stage to show both my approval and disapproval of the songs they choose.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I really should have seen where that was headed.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Near-total automation of traffic enforcement hits diminishing returns pretty quickly, too. I'm surrounded by mobile phone and speed detection cameras and I don't think I've ever felt less safe on the road.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Hooked up all my guitar pedals. I bet I have a beetle-collecting homo erectus forebear who would have been extremely impressed.

Guitar pedals on the floor of a garage surrounded by cables running into an entirely too-loud amplifer.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Amazing how much marketing I get today which boils down to "so you've decided to completely check out and live like some kind of mudbound crustacean. Boy, do we have the lineup of products and services for you!"

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My hot take for today is that Jet deserved that 0.0 from Pitchfork just as much as Tyga deserves his.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

That Netflix "making of" documentary showed that they always had a chat GPT tab open during production.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If I were an X-Person my mutant ability would be noting the exact moment in any found footage movie where the script needs to acknowledge why somebody is still filming everything going down.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Pentecostal church in the area has put an obviously AI-generated banner up by the side of the road. I don't subscribe to their particular set of ideas, but that seems like a really good way to damn your soul to hell for all of eternity.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

He might have been tipped off by the juror who gave him a raised-fist salute just before the verdict was delivered.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Loved all the little world building touches. No internet in a post-squid world!

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Has the feel of malicious compliance.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Celebrating the purchase of my nth analog delay pedal! I wonder where I will lose this one? Share house basement? Garage of a guy I jam with once? Inexplicably damp band room?Possibilities abound.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

My hot take for today is that the difference in quality and feel between the last two seasons of Stranger Things is a perfect illustration of what the presence of generative AI does to creative processes.

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Rafael Moco @rafaelmoco.art · 27/07/2026

Hello everyone! Many of you likely saw this image recently with the Apple TV+ 'Neuromancer' promotion. Some know, others don't, but this artwork is mine, created alongside actor & post-production artist Milton Menezes, as a personal project and a homage to the original Neuromancer romance

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

My daughter described her ideal father (long hair, tattoos, does not eat candy) and I thought it was funny, then I saw her waving to one of the other daycare dads who fit the description she gave and now I'm genuinely offended.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I've been a One Nation hater for 30 goddamn years and I've seen them do a lot of dumb shit but nothing that has betrayed their abysmal political instincts like Barnaby Joyce did when he yelled at his pet dog during a live interview.

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Sara Century @saracentury.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I understand that it sucks to have to read a book you didn't choose as a kid but when people are like 40 and still going, "well assigned reading turned me off from reading" it's like, ok but you're 40. No one has assigned you a book in like 20 years.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

After watching it I do get why they were kept out of the trailer. The weird choices Nolan made in their execution were one of my favourite parts of the movie.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Saw the Odyssey. Big, scary movie that takes some big, scary swings and mostly hits them out of the park. Ingeniously framed, darkly humorous, with a few career-best performances. Could have been nastier, but I'll say that about any movie that isn't French.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I love those Tubi horror movies that are called something like "House of the Serpent" or "Book of the Damned" and have less houses or books in them than movies without those words in the title.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

You know who is an expert on what is/isn't a hate symbol? Every tattoo artist I know. Even finding a place that will ink something like that on you takes effort, because the majority of places won't do it and the places that will don't advertise.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Spotting the fetishes is half the fun in watching a Tarantino film.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Every now and then I rediscover this Polaroid my housemate took of me with Melbourne band the Exotics in the band room at the Gov after they supported the Scientists in 2002, and every time I get absolutely punched in the face by how skinny I used to be.

Me, posing with Melbourne band the Exotics.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Pretty wild he thought he could get away with calling it "The Dark Knight" but then again it does appear that he is a colossal idiot.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Probably serves me right for paying attention to Uwe Boll in 2026, but his movie with Armie Hammer sure does look alarmingly racist.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I feel like S. Craig Zahler's politics have gotta be pretty wild, given the hours I have spent trying to figure them out.

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Lachlan @lachlanwatt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Every now and then I'll be watching a movie from 10-15 years ago and Holly Valance will appear to remind me her Hollywood career flopped so hard she had no other option but to move to the UK and befriend Nigel Farage.

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