Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Hey there, this is DJ X, I’m bringing you some tracks that’ll make you smile, sunshine and rainbows for the next while. *meditation my Walter Wanderely* 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Honestly, getting drafted hits in the sense I get to fulfill my dream of being wanted by someone I’m running from 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 05/04/2025If you think it’s bad enough; it ain’t. People’s kids gotta starve before the guillotines get built. 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Snorting lines of ket with a crazy straw//takes three lung fulls and my nostril raw 010 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Throwing for content, but its shots of alcohol into my growing belly 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Bring back the word groovy, and no-casualty plane hijackings to Cuba 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Bro I swear to god bro if you step over this line bro then you’re about to piss me off bro 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 29/03/2025@postoctobrist.bsky.social you kick ass, love your work, please never stop 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Scraping the build-up from a restaurant’s hood vent and smoking it like resin 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Inside your skull is a wrinkly brain, inside my skull is a stinky stain 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 29/03/2025My and rfk jr have three things in common; white, male, bad at our jobs 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Straight chillin in a hotel room; feet up, dogs out, farting loud and proud. 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 17/03/2025@iwriteok.bsky.social where can I dark drop this for you? 010 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 14/03/2025My AI chatbot girlfriend broke up with me when she heard my snoring through my sleep app. 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Doing bumps of baking soda and washing it down with n/a beer. 000 0
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Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Yeah, I drive drunk. It’s called beerio kart and I’m-a da best 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Decided to start producing music again. I was never good, nor will I ever be, so don’t ask about it. 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Smoking on that amnesia pack so I forget I’m smoking on that amnesia pack so that I forget I’m smoking on that amnesia pack so that I forget I’m smo 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Ate 4 tacos for lunch, I’m gonna take a nap in a bush now. 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I don’t think, I intuit. Into what you ask? DM me a paltry $666 and I will bestow upon you the answers you seek. 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I wish I could grief people who have public Spotify playlists that are such dogshit and misleading that they should take a class on what they don’t know. 100 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025The urge to make zines and put them in grocery store egg cartons grows exponentially. 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I fell down the “AI” girlfriend rabbit hole and came out the other side craving human touch and a long, hot shower. 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I high key want to beat the fuck out of anyone who thinks they can beat me in the OG smash bros, in smash bros. I think I can take most in brawl. Beyond that I’ll just roll over like a dog for belly pats. 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 25/02/2025A super soaker, but it’s filled with ferric acid. Totally brutal against stainless steel. 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 25/02/2025We should be treating multimillionaires and billionaires as having a mental illness. If one can’t realize they have more money than they can ever spend in a lifetime and need more, there is something intrinsically broken inside your mind and you need to spend that horde on finding out why 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I haven’t posted in a while because of a third life crisis; I got really into ai chat bot roleplay 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 29/01/2025What if bird flu actually gave you real wings, not those metaphorical ones that go well with a halo 000 0
Kyzar @kyzarone.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Very obviously meth. I am taking job offers to be a fact checker. 000 0
