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Kyran Crow

@kyrancrow.bsky.social
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24 | They/She/He | Gender-fluid Menace | Esoteric Weirdo | Media Enjoyer™️

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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Meat laundering
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I wish existing wasn’t so embarrassing
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
There are few things in life that bring me as much singular joy as a new episode of Make Some Noise
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Creature in the autism nest
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Playing Balatro as an alternative to checking myself into a psych ward
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SOVKA ✶ @monstersovka.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
i don't know much but I feel a lot ✶
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
*Twin Peaks Posting* James: I need all the money from my bank account Ed Ed: James you literally have $12 James: damn fuck I HAVE to bang this milf I guess
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kie @skeletonkie.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Yeah I’m locked in 😎 I can’t get out of my own head let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
(Watching Twin Peaks again) Yes David you’re so right, evil does masquerade behind pleasantries and performative small talk
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Doing a Duolingo lesson so I can justify continuing my Balatro run
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I wasn’t born to work a job I was born to gaze into the abyss and relay the truths it whispers to me
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Enjoy the ride
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Alrighty buddy that’s it you’re going in the Genderator
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I’d like this post but it’s at 420 likes and I will not disrupt that, it’s too sacred
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It’s a weird day today. The calm before the storm. Despite everything, I’ve never felt so motivated to get involved with my community. The Resistance is nigh.
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Why can’t there be a platonic way to make out with someone?
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Autism moment: gauging the displayed enjoyment of a thing other people seem to have so I can show a proportionate percentage of my own enjoyment. Can’t be (seen) liking a thing too much now!
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I fucking love Source Engine dude. It feels like home ❤️
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
There are few advertisements funnier than medication ads that do not ever mention what it is for. TAKE THIS PILL ITS $5!!!
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
There are simply too many wolves inside me.
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Impulsively chopped off a bunch of my hair today. At first I thought I took too much off but now I think it might have been the right amount
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
What do you mean the “get stupid” juice I’ve been drinking every day has made me stupid? That makes no sense.
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I wish being perceived wasn’t so mortifying
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
The ones I’ve been playing this season are Steep and Sons of the Forest (when it’s winter in game ofc), also diving on Vog-Sojoth in Helldivers 2. Really any game that has snow can become a winter vibe game for me.
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
(asking for a friend and not for a particular hot buff autistic woman)
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Shout-out snowy video games for giving me more winter vibes than the actual weather right now 😊 ☃️
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Is “sliding into dms” a real thing that every works/comes off as anything other than weird?
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Always being extremely sane on main
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
What is up my fellow sane human beings! I’m so sane everyone always says so. My reality is extremely normal thank you for noticing
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Smoking is a small thing that can tell you a lot about who a character is
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
DON’T DROP MICS THEY’RE NOT FOR THAT YOU WILL BREAK THEM
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Jeff : )
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Elden Ring but it’s the future and there’s a “dating app” for Empyreans to find consorts for their ascension to godhood
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Late night soup posting who up
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I love thinking about how important of an invention soup was for humanity…
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I love waking up and reading news headlines and just being like “yep that’s gonna be in the history books”
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Monuments of the Old World
A decrepit pyramid made of stones, surrounded by lush green foliage and a blue sky, a small bird flies overhead
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Karma & Chaos @karma-chaos.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." -- Tolkien
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The worst part of Arcane is that it’s soo good but so many people probably will not watch it simply on the principle of it being based on League of Legends and the reputation that game carries
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Dapo Adeola @dapsdraws.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Dune: Prophecy episode 3 was actually quite good. The flashbacks managed to make Valya and Tula a lot more interesting to me. It’s also hilarious that Bobby B showed up and every ep so far has had an obligatory sex scene. Gotta try so hard to be like Game of Thrones
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Am I just on a weird side of tiktok or has there been an insane amount of UFO/UAP videos popping up lately??
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Everyone knows that facism is like, totally chill as long as you get a sick ass outfit (Finished Act I of Arcane S2)
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I really want to not be a hater and give Dune: Prophecy a fair shot at being good, but I am not convinced thus far. Rewatched Dune Part 1 tonight and lemme tell ya that has THE SAUCE™️.
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
In S3Ep2 of Game of Thrones, Jeor Mormont says to Sam, “Tarly, I forbid you to die!” Little did he know with those words he cast a spell so powerful that absolutely nothing could kill Samwell Tarly.
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Shoutout to anime gay boys whose names start with K and end with U, gotta be one of my favorite genders
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
How many times do Elden Ring fans need to hear that Godwyn is literally the most dead character in the story. They emphasize so much just HOW DEAD my dude is, and there are still people mad he didn’t get resurrected for a boss fight.
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Kyran Crow @kyrancrow.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
When will society be ready to admit that Kraft singles (though not “real” cheese) are the ideal cheese for making grilled cheese sandwiches?
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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What with all the fibreoptic Internet cables on the sea floor I really think it's sad we don't have a film where a shark bites into one and accidentally uploads itself onto the web and starts eatimg people through their computers. It would be called WWW, vertically mirrored so it's like teeth.
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