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Kyle Stoffers

@kylestoffers.bsky.social
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Resident Disaster. Theatre Director in Chicago. Friend of A Red Orchid. Married to a Thai. 🇩🇪🇹🇭🏳️‍🌈 kylestoffers.com

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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 7h
husband sharing his food with his family for the first time
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 7h
I am pretty sure I could always go for a nap
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 13h
I used to share a gangway with a neighbor whole whole parenting style was yelling the kids' names over and over and I think that tied my tubes for me
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 18h
I have used those bathrooms many times for this reason!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 19h
honestly this is probably good for rents in the building and hopefully they can lease it up. it's a nice place!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 20h
thai family made it to chicago safe and staying at a friend's condo. all is good
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Better Streets Chicago @betterstreetschicago.org · 06/10/2026
👏👏👏 We couldn’t agree more!
When you take a transit vehicle with strangers, there is an inherent trust you're giving to one another. That trust in each other is so essential to the health of our larger society and our democracy.

When we start to drive people away and send messages that that shared space is not a place to be, you're going to see our institutions and our societal structures start to dismantle. I believe in CTA not just for Chicago, but really for our country.
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
in the same bed perhaps??
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if they're watching without headphones they can go straight to jail!!!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am a sleepy boy 😴
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I haven't seen them!! But I am blocking that AI list.
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MLL was a terrible mayor but damn was she meme-able.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please god let the AI bubble burst by Christmas I’m so fucking sick of hearing about AI everywhere
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I agree. They're so annoying!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i am assuming no SB to give a break to all the rideshares at the hotels on millennium park
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bring this shit back i am no longer joking. would rather listen to a 56K modem screech for 4 hours than see 1 more AI slop image
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Walkability is real!! When I was looking for a new job my #1 requirement was closer to home. It annoyed recruiters so much. I don't think I could ever work corporate at this point so I don't blame you!!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fingers crossed!!!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you can do it
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
family from thailand arriving for a month-long visit next week and there is entirely too much to do!!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this sounds fun! the hours can be brutal though. good luck bb!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the bullying worked! the second one hand wrote a quick ad and snapped a pic. it took them 5 seconds and was much more engaging than the AI slop they posted!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
mostly asking bc I'm about to do it again 🤗
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
aita for calling out an ai slop ad/ poster that was posted to my neighborhood FB group? the user then deleted, generated a different ai slop poster, and reposted with disabled comments
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
truly irks me when people are just incapable or unwilling to solve a damn problem
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Y'all Caleb Hearon is a real one
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
groundbreaking!!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it has felt like 5p since like noon i am so sleepy
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh no, hope he's okay!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's officially cold in the morning and hot in the afternoon weather and I am SWEATING
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i have never been to smack dab and now i want to go 🤤
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think they're a scam! I have never cracked a phone screen but was recently convinced to get a zagg screen protector bc it's supposedly great and it cracked immediately! after two cracked in two months I said I'm out!!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this jacket is v cute!!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
like can we get a w????
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bro every time I look at the news we are living in the worst timeline
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i thought about going but when i saw the lines i knew... not today
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like I want to go to the gym again but only so I can feel hot wearing slutty underwear again
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I tried to wear a light jacket the other day and immediately started sweating only to see people in full on winter gear minutes later 😵‍💫
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's always very interesting when a very hot guy enters my very casual gay bar bc he becomes like a fulcrum of eyeballs in the bar... always sad when he leaves
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
idk man the gleeful smile really got me hard 🥲🫣🥵
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reposting or using AI slop you "didn't generate" is just as classless as if you did!!!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
do they make fragrances from basil?
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lowkey love this rain but highkey it made me not want to wake up and now I am running late
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you deserve it!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
why are people complaining about their days to other people at all!! get a therapist or shout into the void online!!!
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I missed "Birds of North America" at A Red Orchid Theatre last winter, but am SO glad I caught the remount of this terrific piece by Anna Ouyang Moench. Here's my @chicagoreader.com review! chicagoreader.com/performing-a...
chicagoreader.com
Birds of North America comes back to its Red Orchid nest - Chicago Reader
The company remounts its hit from earlier in the year about a father and adult daughter struggling for connection while bird-watching.
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am a very sleepy boy today!!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
works for taxes too, apparently!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
don't forget to file your (business) taxes!
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Kyle Stoffers @kylestoffers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You're not totally wrong. Demolished in 1949. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divisio...
en.wikipedia.org
Division station (CTA North Side Main Line) - Wikipedia
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